If God had meant men to be gay, he would have created Adam and Steve instead of Adam and Eve, which is what he did! As you know, the world started with Adam and Eve, which is 1 of the reasons why the world is fucked up, because Eve sinned by eating the forbidden fruit. The forbidden fruit was located right inside her cunt, and she ate it, after God told her not to.

    Well anyway, how did people find out about Adam and Eve? What happened was, Steve decided to drop some acid. During his acid trip, he was in the Garden of Eden, which was a good acid trip. Steve said, "wow man, I'm in a beautiful place man, far out man". He then saw 2 naked people, which were Adam and Eve. Steve was getting horny looking at Eve's pussy, but looking at Adam's dick didn't do a thing for him. Steve then said, "why am I gay? That dick is just a tiny thing, how boring". Meanwhile, Eve's pussy looked like strawberries, grapes, apples and bananas, with spaghetti growing around it, yum yum.

     He then heard God talking to Adam and Eve and this is what he said. "Adam, you are not to touch Eve's pussy, no matter how tempting it may be and Eve, Your cunt is loaded with the holy fruit of the universe, the forbidden fruit, and you are not to touch it until I say so. If you touch it, your cunt that smells so good with that delicious fruit in it will rot and it will turn ugly. Also, the word "CUNT" is the most beautiful and respectful word in the universe, but if you eat the forbidden fruit, the word "CUNT" will change from the most respected word in the universe to the most vulgar word in the universe. If you eat the forbidden fruit, the word, "CUNT" will be one of the 7 words that you can't say on TV"! Eve thought that what God had said was a bunch of bullshit, so Eve picked the forbidden fruit out of her pussy and started eating it and horrible things began to happen to Steve because his good acid trip was turning bad. Eve's pussy turned into an ugly taco with hair around it and it smelled like rotten fish and blood started to gush out of it. He was getting nauseous looking at it, but he noticed that Adam's dick was getting bigger and bigger, and Steve got very horny. He said, "Adam, stick that beautiful cock up my ass and fuck me good", but then, that dick turned into a snake and crawled into his ass. Then, more snakes were crawling into his ass, hundreds and thousands of them and they were all raping and biting him and that taught Steve that it was time to start writing the Bible and create organized religions, so they can control people and the rest is history.

The 2005 erotic poetry slam wasn't quite as bad as the past couple of years because there was more explicit stuff, including a gay guy who was pretty crude and sexually explicit when he talked about fucking.  That's a Hell of a lot more interesting than hearing all that phony romantic bullshit, which there was still way too much of.  Still, The Reverend Pat D was the most crude and explicit person to speak at the 2005 erotic poetry slam and it is time to go back to Pat's 2005 Vision of the World Page, because he is 1 of the few people in the world who are willing to tell it like it is!