Welcome to my bathroom! What a pleasure it is when my bare bottom makes contact with, and completely covers the toilet seat, and for the next few minutes all I have to do is sit here admiring my well-developed legs as I do my business! Just imagine the toilet being made of glass, then my strong firm buttocks would be on show hanging down through the hole in the seat along with all those big brown jobs splashing in the water underneath me! My powerful farts probably make some waves in the toilet water too! I usually start off dropping bits of small turd, then it's on to the big ones, and man! Am I good at doing big ones! Before I wipe my arse I look at all those logs I've dropped! I should win prizes for the amount that drops out of me when my pants are down!
A College Fantasy
Steve was good-looking, muscular, intelligent and knew the other guys at college looked up to him. At the end of the day it was his routine to to go to the toilets and sit and have a relaxing shit in the middle cubicle of a row of three. As he walked down the corridor to the toilets, he was conscious that his well-muscled buttocks and legs looked good in his tight blue jeans, and knew that other guys gave him admiring glances. This time he noticed that another student was following him at a discrete distance, so assumed he was going to the toilets too. Steve entered the toilets and went into his usual cubicle, locked the door, peeled down his tight jeans, and his underpants, and sat on the toilet, his strong hairy legs completely covering the black toilet seat. The other guy entered and immediately took the cubicle to Steve's right, and was completely silent as Steve pissed into the toilet and let off a loud reverberating fart that echoed round the room. Was it his imagination, or was there a sharp intake from the other guy? He hadn't made any other sound like pulling down his pants; it was as though he was just sitting there fully dressed! Steve wondered what he was doing, but he had something of his own to do, so started to try and do his shit. As soon as he grunted, he heard that intake of breath again from next door! This guy was really involved in Steve's toilet activities! Was he really fascinated in a fit young guy having a shit? Steve enjoyed knowing guys admired him or, in this case, wanted to hear him on the toilet! He hoped he'd perform well! Then he realised there was no toilet paper left on the holder. Here was a chance to get some, and make contact with the other guy and find out more about him. "Shit! No toilet paper!" he said, loud enough for the other guy to hear. "Any chance you could let me have some, pal?" The other guy responded, slightly nervously, and passed some paper under the partition to Steve. "Cheers!" he said. "I didn't want to have my shit with nothing to wipe my arse on after!" he said. The other guy agreed and sounded very interested. Steve wondered how to to get the other guy to open up, he really liked knowing someone wanted to hear him shit, but it would be even better if he could be watched as well! How would he organise that? Then he had an idea. He took a coin out of his pocket, and threw it under the door, pretending it had fallen out. "Shit!" called out Steve. This had the desired effect. The other guy offered to retrieve it for him, and so as he opened his door, Steve quickly opened his own door wide for the other guy to hand it to him. The guy picked up the coin that had travelled several feet, then turned round to see Steve fully on show as he sat on the toilet, smiling at him and thanking him for picking it up. The guy looked amazed and seemed to be taking in the whole scene; he looked embarrassed too, as he handed him the coin. Steve shook his hand and said "Thanks. It rolled out of my pocket." He could tell the guy was fascinated and so he said reassuringly to him; "It's OK, You can stand there and watch me me on the toilet if you like!" The other guy gasped and looked amazed. "I've never watched anyone on the toilet before. Are you sure you don't mind?" "Why should I mind? Watch me as long as it takes for me to do my shit, and enjoy listening to the dirty great plops as the turds drop out of me!" The other guy could hardly believe it, he stood with all his attention on Steve as Steve tried to do his shit. "I can feel a big fat log moving down!" He pushed and a loud splash echoed round the room. They both smiled as more loud plops dropped in the toilet. "Just as well I've got my legs close together or the water would be splashing you in the face when I drop them! The underside of my thighs is soaking wet!" The other guy loved what he was hearing, and said; I've often seen you in your shorts riding your bike but never expected to see those same big strong legs sitting on a toilet, and me being invited to watch and listen to your turds dropping!" "Try and have a shit yourself now on this hot sweaty toilet seat I've just been covering with my bare meaty arse! Just let me wipe my bum and flush first." "There's nothing I'd rather do! Watch me have one now!" With that Steve stood and watched his new friend take his place on the toilet, and heard some good healthy plopping as he sat there. They had lost any inhibitions, but from then on gained the friendship and enjoyment of each other's company every day on the toilet as they both had their shit and loved every moment of it! The other lad introduced himself as Mike, and liked being watched by Steve having a shit and knowing he was admired by his hero as a man who really looked and sounded good on the toilet. Two young men demonstrating their masculinity and shitting prowess by being open and friendly. They watched each other wiping their well-developed hairy bottoms, and always inspected each other's shitlogs in the toilet, speculating which turd had made the biggest splash!
My kid brother left this in here, then a minute ago he banged on the door and asked me for it. I told him I was busy, then I dropped a heavy turd that made a really loud plop! He then ran downstairs and I hear him shouting: "Stephen's sitting on the toilet and he's just done a big number two!" There's a friend waiting for me downstairs; I bet he'll be embarrassed when I go down, but I'll enjoy knowing he knows what I've been doing in here! I think I'm going to do another big one now; I usually drop quite a few big ones when I sit on the toilet. Wish there was a microphone in here!
"No prizes for guessing what I'm sitting on!" (PLOP) "Anyway, here are some clues. It's got water in it, there's a seat with a big hole in it with my bum sticking through..." (PLOP) "and there's a roll of paper on the wall for me to use! I'm feeling relieved and I've been making some...." (KERPLOP) "interesting noises while I've been sitting here! The wording on my tee shirt suggests I've been enjoying it, and someone else wants to come in and sit here after I've pulled...." (SPLOOSH) "a lever and pulled up my pants! I hope he has a good one, my bare legs have warmed the seat up for him!"
"When I see guys riding motor bikes, I imagine them sitting on the shitter and "doing a ton"! I've just dropped my first turd, you might be able to see it in the water. I bet lots of other bikers have pulled their tight jeans down and sat on this toilet and "done a ton"! I wish I could hear someone in the next cubicle plopping in sync with me right now like there was yesterday; it was loud plops from both of us for about 5 minutes as we both sat dropping our "depth charges"! We both came out at the same time. He smiled and said "Some good ones getting done in here today!"
Uuuugh.........Uuuugh......Uuuugh.......
Uuuugh........Uuuugh.......Uuuugh......
Aaaaaahhhhh! "It's coming, it's coming!"
SPLOSSSHHH!
"It took some time and effort to drop that shitlog! I'm looking forward to seeing what I've done when I finish on the toilet!"
"Shit! You've caught me with my pants down but you just missed out on me doing a terrific job on the toilet! Torpedoes, knobbly sausages, cannonballs, and all splashing me up the shithole every time I dropped one, my balls and buttocks are absolutely soaking wet! Great to feel your arsehole shit, then get it washed as soon as your turd's dropped in the water with an almightly splash! That's why I always try and go on this toilet when I get the chance, plus I like the sounds when my turds drop! One of my friends always likes to come round and have his shit here if he can and likes the effects too! He gives me a running commentary on it and gets really er....exhilarated! His plops are superb and we both fart like foghorns too!"
Tee shirts or vests are ideal for sitting on the toilet without any danger of getting them dirty when you wipe your bum. This guy knows all that and doesn't need telling. He's probably already got some logs under him, but he knows he's got some more to do, and he's not moving off the toilet until he's finished. As far as he's concerned, having a shit is sacred and he doesn't like anyone disturbing him. It's too enjoyable to be spoiled by being interrupted. No-one tells this guy to hurry up! He'll sit there just as long as it takes for him to finish plopping!
Fit lad sits upon the bog
Tries to shit a lumpy log.
Thick and solid, hanging down,
Watch out toilet! Here comes the brown!
The walls are thin so when I start,
The lad next door can hear me fart.
He knows me well and says I do
Some very heavy lumps of poo!
He says I plip and plop and plunk
Till all my brownjobs have been sunk!
