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 "That felt terriffic!   I'd not shit for two days; I just couldn't do anything, then last night I felt really heavy inside but still had no urge to do one, then today I eventually got the urge when I was out, and came and sat on this public toilet, and at last I felt I could do it! I dropped about six shitbombs, all making loud plops in the toilet, and I feel absolutely great!  One guy at the urinals heard my turds dropping and said it sounded like I "knew what I was doing".   I feel that relieved and proud of myself!  I bet the toilet's satisfied with the use I made of it too! Thank you toilet!"

 

 

Memories of a Guy's Toilet Experiences!

I once worked in the Electrical Department of a supermarket. The staff toilets catered for mainly the 'food' staff, and several were 17/18 yr.old trainees. During my lunch hour I'd use these toilets every day, sitting on one of the two adjacent loos. Many of the lads had predictable toilet habits and used the cubicles after lunch or before starting work. The laminated chipboard partition wall of the two cubicles was about five inches off the floor, and the shoes would often show who was on the bog next door. The toilets weren't usually busy, often several minutes between people visiting the urinals, and you could 'hear a pin drop' if the cisterns weren't re-filling. If I was in there, guys would realise there was someone next door if they came in for a shit, probably hoping no-one else would be!! Some would just carry-on regardless, whilst others would feel embarrassed and wait for a while, hoping the cubicle next door would soon be vacated, or that someone would come in and use the noisy hand drier, then use that opportunity to mask the sound of their 'session.' Others would just be too embarrassed to drop a big turd in such quiet circumstances with someone 2ft. away with only a piece of chipboard separating them, and they'd pretend they'd been (when they hadn't), then wipe, flush and go, presumably to have to 'go' later. My favourites would be the lads who'd drop their pants, sit on the toilet and hold it back for several minutes in the hope I'd soon vacate my cubicle so they'd be able to perform an 'embarrassment free,' uninhibited dump, but then realising I wasn't going anywhere, would just give-up and suffer the embarrassment, surrendering to the need to shit and eventually decide to push it out anyway !! On one occasion I went into one of the two cubicles, but found I had to use the one next door, as someone had blocked the pan with loads of toilet paper and the water level was only an inch below the seat ! Soon someone came in next door to me, saw the problem, but waited outside for me to finish so he could use the one I was in. He waited for ages very patiently, so I flushed and exited the cubicle. It was a slim 17/18 year old lad wearing a shirt and black trousers, who immediately explained, 'This one's really wrecked,' taking me in to show me the water level. He blushed slightly, but was engaging, chatty and friendly for someone I'd only acknowledged, but never really spoken to before. He seemed in no great hurry, and I was equally friendly in return. I got the impression that I could easily have raised another topic of conversation as he seemed to have all the time in the world, and I'm sure he would have carried-on standing there talking, but whilst no-one else was in the toilet block I was keen for him to do what he'd been waiting so patiently to do, so I turned away towards the basins to wash my hands, signalling the end of the chat, and he, almost reluctantly, made for the cubicle that I'd just come from. There still was no-one else around as he shut and locked the door behind him. I heard him un-buckle his trousers, drop his pants and sit down on the toilet. I took a long time drying my hands on the hand-towel, avoiding the noisy hot-air dryer. It did occur to me I could have started up the conversation again, asking him a question just after he'd got on the toilet, just at the wrong time, making him have to answer whilst he's started to push hard, and hearing a strain in his reply, or a comment such as, 'I can't talk now I've got to concentrate.' Anyway, a few seconds passed after he'd got on the toilet, and I wasn't quick to leave. I knew he was just waiting to hear me leave before dropping his load. I decided not to disappoint him and pushed the squeaky inner and outer doors to make it sound as if I'd gone, but I was naughty and stayed, keeping very quiet. I knew he'd feel totally uninhibited now, and I was right !!! After a few seconds of total silence he heaved a long, loud, "OOOEEERRRGGGHHH," lasting several seconds, followed a couple of seconds later by the huge 'SPLOSH' of what must have been a massive, long, hard, fat, 'ring-stretching' turd. Then, to my amazement, exactly the same thing happened again a few seconds later, with an equally long, loud "OOOEEERRRGGHHH" and an equally loud 'SPLOSH.' About three minutes later he started wiping several times. I left as someone else came in, and he was no wiser !! No wonder he was prepared to wait so long outside, although there were some public toilets on both the same floor and on the next floor down. The lad must have been quite desperate, even though he was happy to engage me in a long conversation, which I thought might be his way of hiding his embarrassment by explaining his actions of waiting to use my cubicle instead of next door. At least I kept the seat warm for him !!! I am sure he would have strained silently and been much more inhibited if he'd known I was still outside the cubicle. It was clearly quite an effort for him to slowly push both of those huge turds out, and he was quite a slim, lad as well. I can only imagine his facial expressions during, (and his look of relief after) that long-awaited performance !!

 

 

 Another success story!  This guy wanted to do his stuff in the toilet, but had to wait until someone else could take over.  He was sitting in his shorts wondering how long until he got them down and emptied his shithole. Then just as he was really wanting to do it, his relief arrived, so at last he could go and drop his load.  The feeling of getting his bare buttocks on the cold seat was fantastic!  Now he could relax and start shitting.  He didn't even bother closing the door, he just sat there and farted and dropped about thirty small turds in as many seconds.  Plip after plip after plip.  No wonder he's happy!

 

" I've been letting this turd in and out of my hole letting it get bigger each time, but it's time to let it drop out and plunge into that waiting water!  I had  a really great meal yesterday, now I'm getting the pleasure of pushing out the remains in the form of some satisfying toilet fodder that really pushes my buttocks apart to come out!  Whoever invented toilets should get a medal!  All I have to do is sit on them with my bare arse and plop!  This turd's so good  I'll miss it after it's gone,  I bet it's one worthy of taking a picture of!"

                  KERPLOP!!!!

 

 "Makes you proud to be a man, doesn't it?!  You can see where I piss, fart, shit, get splashed, get turned on, wipe myself, every bit of me that hangs down through the toilet seat when I sit on it!  Even if you don't think you're as good-looking, muscular, and fit as I am, I hope you can identify with me when you do your shit! You might even have had a shit straight after me on the same toilet, or heard me in action on ther next shitter doing my heavy plops and making my healthy smells!  At home I really like to watch myself in a mirror when I'm sitting on the lavatory, as I sometimes call it, then look down at all the big ones I've plopped into it when I've finished!  Great to share all that with you!  I think I'll go and do one soon!"

 

 "I'm just about to wipe my bum, I usually like to lift my right thigh off the seat while I wipe my shithole, so you can imagine me doing it!  I like the hard paper they have in some public toilets because it make a good crinkly sound when you wipe your bum!  I call it toilet paper for men, because it's not soft but it is strong!  Also I don't put my fingers through it like I've sometimes done with soft paper.  Anyway, I enjoyed my shit, and it was fun to hear the other guys tearing off the paper and the rustling sounds!  I could tell how many sheets of paper they were using!  I once walked into a public toilet where the paper was on the outside of the cubicle doors, so you had to take what you'd need before you went in and did your shit.  It was fun seeing another guy pulling off a length of paper and trying to gauge how much he was going to need!"

 

"He's been wanting to do one for three days, now it seems he's going to do it!"

"Good to have these two in here with me.  I've already dropped a few nutty bullets and got a cheer each time I plopped!"

"Come on, Mike, a fit strong lad like you can push out that big one!  That's what those firm buttocks you've got are for!"

"It's sticking out now, feels like I've got a really thick heavy job about to plunge down the toilet!"    (UUH...UUH...UUH)

"I can hear it crackling, you must be shitting it now! Your grunts are cool!"

"How do you know it's coming?  I'm the guy on the toilet!  SHIT!!!!!  I AM doing it!  Stand by for an almighty plop!"

"Wow!  That was an absolute beaut!  I love dropping good firm heavy whoppers like that one!  What a splash!  Glad you were watching me when that one got plopped down the toilet!  Great to know the food I eat gives me protein for all that leg muscle, and that the waste matter gets pushed out of me in the form of satisfying bumlogs!  I'm probably covering every square inch of toilet seat with muscle, too! Lucky toilet seat!  Who wants to sit on it next and do his shit?"

"Concentrate!  I know I've got some more to do. I've been sitting here for over ten minutes dropping pebbles, then I farted, then I did another load of small turds, then another loud blast, then I pushed out a big turd that took about four goes to get it plunging down the toilet, now I think I'm finally working on the last of my shit!  I've been standing up every so often to look down at what I've done, and admiring what's plopped out of me! Makes me feel really proud of my bum, especially when I know people say it's a nice one!  I wonder if they think about what comes out of it when I sit on the toilet!  I hope they do!"

 

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