| VANNOY: SICK- OR JUST AMUSING? BITTER- OR JUST AWARE? ANGRY- OR JUST SUFFERING FROM ALLERGIES? |
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| IS THAT EVEN HIS REAL NAME? WHO CALLS HIM THAT? HIS MOTHER? WHY IS HE NOT MARRIED? WHY DOES HE INSIST ON EATING DORITOS IN CHURCH? |
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| JUST WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THIS VANNOY CHARACTER? |
| IS THIS A PICTURE OF VANNOY? |
| -OR IS THIS A PICTURE OF VANNOY? |
| WIN BIG PRIZES! THE 'FIND VANNOY' GAME! 1. EXAMINE THE ENTIRE SITE 2. LOOK CAREFULLY 3. COUNT HOW MANY PICTURES OF THE 'REAL' VANNOY YOU CAN FIND! 5. CONTACT VANNOY AND CO. WITH YOUR NUMBER. THE FIRST CORRECT ANSWER RECEIVES A SECRET PRIZE! |
| FIND OUT ALL OF THE ANSWERS TO THE TRUELY BURNING QUESTIONS BELOW: |
| SIGN THE MIGHTY VANNOY'S GUEST BOOK. CRITIQUE THE PAGE! TELL A STORY! GET A DATE! FIND COOL PARTS FOR THINGS! |
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