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By Vannoy
I have had some thoughts about a man recently.  Just one man but, oh so many thoughts.  Such quantities told me it was time to do some investigation.  I was going to use fifteen minutes of my very valuable time and Google Carson Daily. 
This man, Carson Daily, is the host of a show on NBC entitled "Last Call With Carson Daily".  I have heard rumors that the title (aside from the 'with Carson Daily' part) is stolen from some college guys from Kent, Ohio doing bit comedy in their mom's basement but we won't get into that right now.  I am also under the impression that Daily hosts a show on MTV(Music Television) playing the most popular songs of the day half-way through while showing images of crowds of adoring fans outside in the heat or cold (this heat-cold business is entirely dependent on the current weather).  I understand that this show does not show much of the featured song's video.  
Daily is, on Last Call, filling the role of late-night talk show host.
Now it is my turn. 
I'll start with Total Request Live (TRL).  This is the video show hosted by Daily that features the current hits.  People suggest that if you do not like a television show you should turn it off and stop complaining about it.  Good point.   I HAVE turned it off and it still bugs the hell out of me.  This show is not designed for me.  I can tell.  It does not entertain me at all.  The children outside annoy me.  Why are they not in school?  Their parents thought it was a good idea?  "Hey mom! I'm going into the city to stand in a mob and maybe  I'll be on TV for 1/10th of a second!"  "That's nice dear.  Don't forget to take the diaphagm grandma got you for Christmas."   
The music played is uninspired.  'Oops I Did It Again'?  Who let you do it in the first place and why?  'I love the way you smack my ass'?  Good Lord who cares?  You know-  I heard my mother singing that song to herself once.  'You were never there'?  If I gave a damn about you not having a dad, I'd read a book about bum dads.  I don't want to figure out whats so important about your broken AM radio and where your dad went. 
The folks that "stop by" are full of it.  I have people stop by my house from time to time unannounced.  They are called salespeople.  When was the last time that MC Snoop-Diddyfrom the band Green Beens 'stopped in' and didn't have a new project that he wasn't excited about?  Hmm.
What happened to playing the entire video?  Are modern attention spans too short for a four minute video?  Are the videos so bad that no-one, no matter how long of an attention span they held, could stand them?  You would think,?????? that given the current 'booty content' of videos, everyone would be entertained.
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