Every now and then, someone slides into my email and either gives me a warm greeting or a threat.
This is where I'll highlight and give all sorts of responses to the emails I receive.
For anyone wondering, my email address is tsubo2k5 at chivanet dot org. (formatted this way to prevent Cuckflare from gatekeeping IE6 users (among other legacy browser peeps) from being able to send me emails for "muh seckyuureetee" or some shit without installing modern Chromium-based bloatware, or turn on JS for that matter if they use something that's Firefox-based.
Cuckflare needs to be ABOLISHED at all costs.
(Do note that you need a ChivaNet account and email address to even send mail to me in the first place. At least you get AIM/ICQ support as well!)

TsuboDii always checks his emails on a whim. He tends to respond in a witty fashion.