| Miles Pac Figures: Set 6: All Wrapped Up Created 12/2/07 |
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| Ho ho ho, Oy Vey, and Boobaloopaloop! It's that time of year where you get another set of Miles figures for some holiday! This time, it's... |
| Santa Miles: Ho ho ho! It's Santa! He'll bring presents to all the good little kids of the world and bring chicken bones to the bad! There's actually a theory on the site of Miles becoming Santa, and we have a little pic of what he'd look like if he were indeed Santa right now! Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! Hanukkah Miles: Mazel tov! It's Hanukkah Miles! This should teach that Hitler Miles on the 3rd set of figures who's boss! Here, Miles is seen as a stereotypical Rabbi with a menorah. This was originally called "Jew Miles" just to pay him back for forcing me to make Hitler Miles, but I decided to do a Holiday set, so I brought it back as Hanukkah. Kwanzaa Miles: ... What exactly is Kwanzaa.. I don't know... Some African holiday that if I didn't do, I'd get arrested. Here Miles is dressed in their traditional outfit and has an ear of corn... It's some symbol of Kwanzaa. It has to do with a harvest or something... I don't know... Hey, even the figure itself doesn't know. Stocking Miles: Gosh... That must be an enormous stocking to fit him... Ah well. Hey! Look! He changed his outfit just for this time of year! Yay! But that would be cool to see a little Miles action figure, eh? Hmm... Christmas Tree Miles: Wait... I don't see him... Where is he... Oh! I see him now! Hey! Those are my cookies! You stupid tree! Give those back! Aah! That's why you don't set them by the tree people! He may be hiding inside of it! Ornament Miles: Hang this in the tree! No, not that tree right there right by it... that's not a good idea... Anyway, this would look great in your tree just hangin' there reflecting random stuff like maybe a cat or something that would push it out of the tree... Frozen Solid Miles: Well, that's why you don't go swimming in liquid carbonite... You'll become an ice cube... He dropped a slice of cheese in there and tried to get it back... not worth it, is it Miles... Have fun being frozen for eternity... Gingerbread Miles: Run run as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Miles! He was modeled after Gingy from Shrek, because I really don't know that many famous living gingerbread men... I'm surprised he's still alive though and hasn't tried to eat himself. It's a Christmas Miracle! Frosty the Snowman Miles: Happy Birthday! It's Frosty! Woo! You simply put that tophat on him and he comes to life and steals all the kids of the town and takes them everywhere! Silly Snowman! I should take that hat! Wreath Miles: Hang this up on your door. That'll scare away anything... Jeez... Poor postman. He'll never have a candy cane in his pocket again... He's been eaten... Elf Miles: Yes, this is the lil helper of Santa. Modeled after Buddy the Elf, he actually is about 6 foot tall in real life! He sits there making toys and helping Santa remember everything! But what he really wants to be... is a dentist. The Grinch Miles: You're a mean one, Mr. Miles! You ate my last croissant! Here Miles is shown as the Grinch with his trusty dog, Freckles! Yes, Freckles! The silly beagle that licks his lips at anyone! He has the "Max the dog" horn from the Grinch, and a nice little red nose. Yay! What happened in Whoville? Well, they say, that Miles' large stomach grew 30 sizes that day! That's all for now! Happy Holidays to everyone out there! |
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