Miles Pac Theory S: The Santa Clause
Indeed, there are already several theories of Miles, but here's another one: Miles will turn into Santa Claus.
Kris Kringle, as we all know, has red hair. Miles has red hair. Both Santa and Miles are imaginary. Santa Claus has a white beard. Miles has white facial hair. They're both fat, wear red, and bring joy to the world. If you sit out milk and cookies, won't Santa take them? Since we all know Miles, we know he would take them. They both have a calloff when taking off in a sleigh:
Santa- Now Dasher, now Dancer, now Prancer and Vixen. On Comet, on Cupid, on Donder and Blitzen!
Miles- To Subway, to Long John's, to Frisch's and Hardees. Bob Evans, McDonald's, Taco Bell and Wendy's! |
