Miles Pac Figures: Set 3: Special Edition

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Miles Pac Figures: Set 3: Special Edition
Created 9/30/07

Ladies and Gentlemen, I know it's been quite a while. That's why I pulled these things out of stock just for all you! Woooo hooo! Yeah!
This is a special set as well, as requested by Miles himself. This time... It's HEROES! Da da da daaaaa! Wooo! No, not superheroes like Batman or Mattereater Lad, personal heroes of Miles Pac! Yeah! Wooo! Ok. Let's get started!

ALF Miles
Ah yes. Do we all remember that lil loveable character that use to eat cats? The good old 1980s cat-eater from Melmac, the planet that blew up, which is why ALF crash-landed in the Tanners' garage? Yeah, I know... I know too much about alf. I just recently watched the first and last episode... Bad ending... Anyway, onward and upward I go!
Colonel Sanders Miles
Have you ever looked at a picture of Miles and thought "Hey. He looks like Colonel Sanders."? Well, I did. And indeed he does now! The Colonel sure is a good hero to Miles: He provides greasy, fattening buckets o' chicken! It's finger-lickin' goodness coated in a crispy layering!
Wilford Brimley Miles
I'm Wilford Brimley, and I have diabeetus. Ah ha ha. That's a classic. Wilford Brimley has quite a funny way of saying "diabetes," which is why Miles loves him. We found a video on Youtube in which has the future Miles on it. No kidding. Dead serious. Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpUruGWRYS4. Remember kids: Have your diabeetus tested with Liberty Medical.
MC Hammer Miles
U Can't Touch This... Figure! Ah ha ha! The terrible pun of a retired rapper. MC Hammer is a legend. And then he lost his millions due to bankruptcy... But we still love him! Here's Miles, in the infamous parachute pants as worn by MC Hammer. And if you ask nicely, maybe, just maybe, Miles will rap a lil for you!
*Hitler Miles*
Yeah... I know... Why is this on here... Even he doesn't know why he's a hero... But apparently, he's a hero, and the mecha pick of Miles for this one. He specifically told me "OH MAH GAWD! *chews a bagel* Ya gotta make a Hitler. lol. RAGGLE FRAGGLE! BWAAAAH!" So... I made one... Yeah... So I apologize for that one for all the Jewish people out there that receive this email...

Welp everyone, this is it for this set of Miles Figures. Tune in next time for a special treat of Miles figures! Until then, stay away from KFC and Don't Poke the Fat Guy!