Miles Pac

The Miles Pac Page

Raggle Fraggle! It's the Miles Pac Page of the various pages Fork in the Toaster has to offer! There's theories, facts, jokes, and the infamous Miles Pac Figures for everyone to enjoy! Click around! Have a blast! Whatever you do, though, don't poke him. It could have dire effects upon your being... Weedle Deedle to you all and have a great time!

Fun Facts About Miles Pac:
-Born: December 7,1991
-Looks like the figures
-Likes the band Korn
-Eats about anything
-Can fit into any social group.
-Has no enemies
-Cannot be hated
-Eats Cheese and Bagels a lot
-Has a beagle named Freckles, who is round and wobbles.
-Is rarely not on the computer
-Acts just like Cartman from South Park.
-Smuggled a mexican named Pablo, who lives in his fat rolls.
-Killed Boopul.
-Knows what WWJDFAKB means.
-Cannot spell the words A or I.
-Plays WOW and Runescape.
-Lives across from a convenience store.
-His kindergarten picture looks like a Cabbage Patch doll.
-A splitting image of Colonel Sanders if he was fat and pink with red hair.
-Never gets fatter or taller, just grows all around.

Miles' Quotes:
"I like-a de Bagel"
"Have you ever... Just looked at a shoe?"
"OMG I JUST LOST THE GAME!"
"So... How 'bout dem Mets..."
"I heard you liek Mudkips."
"In Soviet Russia, Mudkip lieks you."
"Oh mah Gawd."
"Raggle Fraggle."
"Tiddlywinks."
"Sweet Jebus."
"RAP-TOR JESUS!"
"I HATE YOU KYLE!"
"Ima watchin' you poop.."
"So... It's Tuesday.. How you doin'?"
"Weedle deedle."
"Kir-by."
"Dee doo."
"HOLY CRAP!"
"SHAZAM!"
"Oh Lawd."
"I have.. diabeetus."
"We're all gonna get ticks and die!"
"I like cheese."
"OH SNAP!"
"Pime Taradox"
"WEEOOWEEOOWEEOO"
"BABOOM!"
"GAAH!"
"I'm the scatman!"
"Snappage."
"Snagglepuss: Worst name for a cartoon ever."
"You, good sir, are a FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL."
"PROJECTILE SPIT!"
"Don't poke the fat guy!"
"BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"SHPLADOW!"
"OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!"
"I will turn your soul into a cookie and eat it."
"I'm a fat kid. Give me food."
"So delicious."

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This is Miles. Click on him to see all of the figure sets.