| Theory 3: The Comatose Theory I am currently in a coma for some reason. This coma is causing me to imagine an alternate life, and Miles is "real" in this world. Slowly but surely, I am waking up little by little, and will soon come into the real world instead of my dream-like state. |
| The Miles Pac Theories |
| Miles is imaginary. How do we know this? We just do. But how was he created? Well, we have various theories to show possible ways. You choose which one you like best. |
| Theory 1: The Pearl Harbor Theory Pearl Harbor occurred on December 7, 1941, exactly 50 years before Miles was born. On this day, all of the souls lost grouped into a ball of pure energy. 3 years later, on May 21,1944, the Wet Loch Explosion sent this ball of energy flying into Japan, where it laid peacefully for about 1 year, until August 6, 1945, when the Atomic Bomb "Little Boy" hit this city, and caused this ball of energy to start to form limbs and facial features. This creature resembled a Jigglypuff from Pok�mon. Satoshi Tajiri, a lonely kid who just wanted a friend, imagined this Jigglypuff, and it magically popped up in front of him. He recorded his playing with of this creature for several years, until finally, he didn't believe in this thing anymore. So, this Jigglypuff thing disappeared, while later on, Satoshi would go on to create the Pok�mon games for Nintendo in this image. In 1991, the lead singer of Queen, Freddie Mercury, died of AIDS, which depressed millions of people Finally, on December 7, 1991, the 50th anniversary of the Pearl Harbor attack, people wished on a shooting star "I wish I had a friend." That very second of that wish, Miles Pac was born from a little ball of energy that became a Jigglypuff. By imagining him, everyone created a life for him, and he became burned into all of our memories. One day later, his recreation immediately disbanded the Soviet Union. |
| Theory 2: The Imagined Theory I believe that I imagined Miles. No one else. However, since most people seem to know me, they may know about my severe mental problems, which cause me to make imaginary friends. They can only see him due to me telling them all about him. I have drawn several pictures of my imaginary friend and have told them several stories about him. They only believe that he exists due to knowing me, no other reason. I have imagined him precisely and he looks extremely real. |
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| Theory 4: The Middle Name Theory Miles was in the Vietnamese War and got his middle name from a fallen comrade. |
| Theory 5: The Majin Buu Theory If you're a fan of Dragonball Z, you understand this one. As you may know, Majin Buu became very skinny and the world almost got destroyed, but then he got fat again and the world was saved. This may happen with Miles. For the rest of this theory, just use every bit of knowledge you have about Majin Buu. |
| Theory 6: The Santa Claus Theory Miles is fat and imaginary, so is Santa to most people. You have to see them to believe they're real. Besides, why else would some fat guy go around, receive no money for his work, just food, and still be jolly? It's the job Miles is born for. |
| Theory 7: The Colonel Sanders Theory Look at Colonel Sanders. Turn him pink, make him younger, a bit fatter, and with curly red hair, it's Miles. He's the lost heir to the KFC throne. |