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| This is the page dedicated to Miles Pac. He's fat, pink, has curly red hair, and loves to eat. Don't think he exists? Well, he most certainly does. There's a few pics of him on this page that are scale size of him. Literally. They look exactly like him. But anyway, on this page you will find quotes and songs by Miles himself, along with videos of him and the infamous Miles Pac Figures! So snoop around, but don't take his food! | ||||||||||||||||||||
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| WARNING: DON'T POKE THE FAT GUY! | ||||||||||||||||||||
| The Theories of Miles: Theory 1: Pearl Harbor occurred on December 7, 1941, exactly 50 years before Miles was born. On this day, all of the souls lost grouped into a ball of pure energy. 3 years later, on May 21,1944, the Wet Loch Explosion sent this ball of energy flying into Japan, where it laid peacefully for about 1 year, until August 6, 1945, when the Atomic Bomb "Little Boy" hit this city, and caused this ball of energy to start to form limbs and facial features. This creature resembled a Jigglypuff from Pok�mon. Satoshi Tajiri, a lonely kid who just wanted a friend, imagined this Jigglypuff, and it magically popped up in front of him. He recorded his playing with of this creature for several years, until finally, he didn't believe in this thing anymore. So, this Jigglypuff thing disappeared, while later on, Satoshi would go on to create the Pok�mon games for Nintendo in this image. In 1991, the lead singer of Queen, Freddie Mercury, died of AIDS, which depressed millions of people Finally, on December 7, 1991, the 50th anniversary of the Pearl Harbor attack, people wished on a shooting star "I wish I had a friend." That very second of that wish, Miles Pac was born from a little ball of energy that became a Jigglypuff. By imagining him, everyone created a life for him, and he became burned into all of our memories. Theory 2: This one may make more sense. I believe that I imagined Miles. No one else. However, since most people seem to know me, they may know about my severe mental problems, which cause me to make imaginary friends. They can only see him due to me telling them all about him. I have drawn several pictures of my imaginary friend and have told them several stories about him. They only believe that he exists due to knowing me, no other reason. I have imagined him precisely and he looks extremely real. Theory 3: While the other two parts may check out in your mind, I have come up with another theory. This one states that I am currently in a coma for some reason. This coma is causing me to imagine an alternate life, and Miles is "real" in this world. Slowly but surely, I am waking up little by little, and will soon come into the real world instead of my dream-like state. |
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| Fun Facts About Miles Pac: -Born: December 7,1991 -Looks like the figures -Likes the band Korn -Eats about anything -Can fit into any social group. -Has no enemies -Cannot be hated -Eats Cheese and Bagels a lot -Has a beagle named Freckles, who is round and wobbles. -Is rarely not on the computer -Acts just like Cartman from South Park. -Smuggled a mexican named PABLO, who lives in his fat rolls. -Killed Boopul. -Knows what WWJDFAKB means. -Cannot spell the words A or I. -Plays WOW and Runescape. -Lives across from a convenience store. -His kindergarten picture looks like a Cabbage Patch doll. -A splitting image of Colonel Sanders if he was fat and pink with red hair. -Never gets fatter or taller, just grows all around. |
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| Miles' Quotes: "I like-a de Bagel" "Have you ever... Just looked at a shoe?" "OMG I JUST LOST THE GAME!" "So... How about them Mets..." "I heard you liek Mudkips." "In Soviet Russia, Mudkip lieks you." "Oh mah Gawd." "Raggle Fraggle." "Tiddlywinks." "Sweet Jebus." "RAP-TOR JESUS!" "I HATE YOU KYLE!" "Ima watchin' you poop.." "So... It's Tuesday.. How you doin'?" "Weedle deedle." "Kir-by." "Dee doo." "HOLY CRAP!" "SHAZAM!" "Oh Lawd." "I have.. diabeetus." "We're all gonna get ticks and die!" "I like cheese." "OH SNAP!" "Pime Taradox" "WEEOOWEEOOWEEOO" "BABOOM!" "GAAH!" "I'm the scatman!" "Snappage." "Snagglepuss: Worst name for a cartoon ever." "You, good sir, are a FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL." "PROJECTILE SPIT!" "Don't poke the fat guy!" "BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" "SHPLADOW!" |
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