Buoyed by victories in 3 war on insects wars, victories in 1 strife for student of the month war, the result of the 2009 sbcs publicity contest, and his civilization 4 beyond the sword hall of fame, Jay Myers (Hurricane Jay) is a well-traveled and well-established, peace-loving and sophisticated person. Since the 2009 sbcs publicity contest, his personal economy has achieved relatively steady growth and rapid advances in technology. Jay's miniature buildings have been getting taller and the denominations of his banknotes have been getting higher. His assets and technology have been growing. Jay is into miniature building collecting, banknote collecting, cd collecting, and pokemon card collecting. Also, he religiously volunteers at his church and he plays a game called civilization 4: beyond the sword. Jay's trips and his domain names have been very helpful for his personal economy.

He has banknotes from the 1920's, 2 world wars, 3 centuries, 7 continents, 61 countries, the arctic territories, the top 6 most held currencies in the world, the most valuable currency in the world, banknotes that are 9/11 themed, banknotes that are pmg certified, banknotes that have the word alaska on them, and banknotes that have the word hawaii on them. He also has star notes from every denomination in the US Dollar except for $50. That's because $50's are rare, making $50 star notes even rarer. Also, Jay is always getting some kind of banknote.

Jay is the 1st customer at the runt dispenser at this one store's current location in Henderson, KY. He is the best customer at the library at his church in divine chocolate. He is also the best customer at this one store in Newburgh, Indiana in walking liberties in 2017 (he bought 4/7 of all the walking liberties there in 2017). He deleted 30,000 facebook posts (mostly shares from his oversharing days) and he made his room great again.

Jay has the titles of oldest profile pic on facebook that's still in use and most space races won in civilization 4 beyond the sword.

Throughout the 20th and 21st centuries, Jay razed hundreds of ant hills, survived his 8th grade year, received a 4.0 GPA throughout his entire 12th grade year, acquired student of the month status, acquired a diamond ring, acquired 47.12 silver ounces, stood along the prime meridian in London, traveled across 5% of the world, had 20 years worth of schooling, was present in New York City when construction on the Freedom Tower began, went to 10 sbcs conventions, was featured on the front page of a newspaper, was present in Canada during Queen Elizabeth II's Diamond Jubilee, acquired cad$312.43 worth of canadian money, had his picture taken with Elsa from the movie Frozen at Disney World, and got to see in person the governor sign the bill that made the P-47 the official state airplane for Indiana.

Of his group of friends, Jay has the highest gpa in 12th grade, the lowest gpa in 8th grade, the most wins in Civilization 4: Beyond the Sword, the most Frozen cds, the largest collection of foreign currency, and the most sophisticated collection of foreign currency. Also, he is least likely to own a gun.

He loves Emily Newton from the movie Beethoven, Elsa from the movie Frozen, and No Secrets (No Secrets Album). Jay is a huge Cher fan and even got a signed Cher photo for Christmas one year. He loves the band No Secrets so much he purposely gave the band No Secrets 2 Band-5 ratings, because 1 Band-5 rating wasn't enough. Also, Jay gave the cd No Secrets (No Secrets Album) a 6-star rating on his list of cds he owns, with that cd being the only cd in his entire cd collection with such a rating. He is a schizophrenic oversharer. Jay has an interesting banknote collection and a high quality miniature building collection. His miniature city contains many rare miniature buildings. Jay claims indigenous rights of his room. He has unfriended everyone who unfriended him on facebook in real life. Also, Jay has unfriended the unfrienders in real life 3 times as hard as they unfriended him on facebook. His diamond ring has 1 carat of diamonds and 0.22 ounces of gold in it. He plays the following games: Catopoly, Civilization 4: Beyond the Sword, Jennifer Government: Nation States, Spaceopoly, and Super Mario Brothers 3. Jay also has a Dave and Busters Power Card that is worth usd$200.00. His profile pic on Facebook was taken in Chicago, Illinois. Jay got what he wanted for christmas/birthday every year except for 2012 (the parliament of Jay's room has since changed the negative feedback for Santa in 2012 to positive feedback).

Jay has a sixth series 20 Kuwaiti Dinar banknote, in which is the highest denomination of the highest valued currency in the world. He also has a third series 20 Kuwaiti Dinar banknote, which was stolen by Iraqi forces when Iraq invaded Kuwait.

Jay can count to 10 in German, say simple phrases in German, count forever in Spanish, hold a basic conversation in Spanish, say please in 3 languages, write in Egyptian Hieroglyphs, and write in HTML and Wiki Markup.

MPAA (if Jay's life were a movie): Rated PG for mild violence against the insects, spiders, and pillbugs.

Certification (if Jay's life were a movie): Canada:PG / Canada:G (Quebec) / Germany:6 / Indonesia:SU / Mexico:A / Netherlands:6 / UK:PG / USA:PG