Psycological Evaluation of Ronald Mcdavis (the creation
of Ronald McF--ker) Censored for our younger viewers.
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A Interview With The "Darker Side" of Human Emotions.
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Therapist:What is your name?
Ronald: Ronald McDavis.
Therapist: That's not your name.
Ronald:IT IS MY NAME!!!
Therapist:Thats not what it says on your birth registra-
tion.
Ronald:They burned along time ago in a fire i might've
set...
Therapist:You might've set??
Ronald: LETS NOT GET INTO THAT!!
Therapist: i see...mmm why were these substituted?
Ronald:How the hell should i know!?
Therapist:mmm..ok moving on now..
Ronald: (playing with fire!) OH YEAH!
Therapist:Please stop that!
Ronald:Make me you!...
Therapist: now! i mean it now!!
Ronald: Kiss my rosy red..Araughh!!!!
Therapist:(kicks ronald in the butt! ronald falls to the
floor)theres rumor that funny goings on have been going
on in your cell?
Ronald(lying on the floor still hurting)There all agains
-t me!!!
Therapist:Aha! shizophrenia,Like you stalk people throu-
gh your confinements and bothering the other patients...
Ronald: You mean the other sicko's here..
Therapist:Shut up! ..and collecting weapons and wearing
womens clothing?
Therapist: well then?
Ronald:Well i did collect a few dresses and they did
look good on me and..
Therapist:This individual is a waste of time! interview
is over!!
Ronald HELP! HELP!! (They haul off Ronald at this point)
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Signature of individual being counseled,
Ronald McDavis
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Rehabilitation of the patient.
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Rehabilitation results and comments by Doctor Nottweller
Nottweller: The patient seems to be fine..despite his
obsession to put lunchmeat in his socks and underwear,
But we have "rehabilitated" some what after electroshock
and salsa juice in the eyes and eight continous shows of
"Barney" and several McDonald Commercials.A few days
after he still was not well..he was seen in his cell
muttering i love you you love me ha! ha! ha!" So we give
him a group wedgie and sixteen kicks to the butt and a
waterdunk but i feel we have unleashed something we
Don't understand it appears that Ronald's childhood
fears of birthday clowns combined with the Prozac he
took combined with our "treatments" and the taste of
McDonalds has created a bizzare spawn...(Ronald bursts
in) Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
BurgerS! Fries!BurgerS! Fries!BurgerS! Fries! Secret
sauce!!! GOOD TIMES! GREAT TASTE! SORRY SIR WE DON'T
TAKE MASTERCARD!!! HA HA! (Nottweller screams out)
He's got me!! he's got me!! Nooooo!!!
Ronald McDavis is dead!! I AM RONALD MCFU--ER!! MAY I
TAKE YOUR ORDER!!?? WHO WANTS A FREAKIN HAMBUGER!!??
(READ PART 2 "BURGERLAND" IF YOU DARE HA! HA! HA!)