The InterView (If this story is to long to read please print or save this file to a disk)

Bob the guy who interviews ronald

Ronald McFu--er

Bob:OH NO NOT YOU AGAIN!!

Ronald:What's tha matter? not surprised??

Bob:Listen we dealt with you before..not again! how many

times do you have to be interviewed before your told

your not qualified FOR THIS JOB!!!

Ronald:(interupting) Yeah yeah whatever,

Bob:Yeah you seem like a good choice..ex-mental patient

working with food and dealing with people in a fastfood

business,not to mention your unstable mind? Oh i think

your "qualified"

Ronald:Well I'm getting better.

Bob:How could that be?

Ronald:Well i took one of those "Twelve Step Course's"

and i'm nipping it in the bud.

Bob:Really? (not believing him)

Ronald:Yeah!..uh oh! BURGERS! FRIES!! HA! HA! HA!...

Bob:WHAT'S THAT!?

Ronald:HA! HA!..uh nothing,"i'm all better now"

(laughing)

Bob:I'm afraid in my opinion your not of stable mind for

this job...

Ronald:(interupting) Oh i'm not qualified to nuke horse

burger patties!??

Bob:Enough!

Ronald:There just happens to be a prejudice against ex

mental state patients who..

Bob:(angry) CAN IT!

Ronald:And well some of us go mad and go into a fastfood

place and..

Bob:ENOUGH!!

Ronald:And well there was that time i scared a couple of

kids..

Bob: STOP IT!!

Ronald:But i was not alert and my lawyer said i didn't

do it..

Bob:COOL IT!!

Ronald:And there's a couple of us who like to..

Bob:SHUT UP!!

Ronald:stick lunchmeat in my socks and undies...

Bob:one more and thats it!!

Ronald:To stop a alien invasion..

Bob:That's it!! (hits ronald sudddenly a door opens up

and a family witness's Ronald being thrown to the floor)

Bob:Uh..er may i Take your order?(to family)

Boss:I don't know what your telling him Bob,But he's

hired.

Ronald:Thanks to this "innocent enough resume" (Ronald

whispers to Bob)

With that Ronald and Bob are alone...

Bob:Ok your hired.

Ronald:Gee..thanks!..hee hee..Moron..hee hee..

Bob:(grumbles)

Results of work trial of Ronald McF--ker

The subject seems to be fairing very badly, Despite

being "cured". When a patron refused to give him a tip..

Ronald screamed at the top of his lungs and went into

convulsions and writhered on the floor as the patron ran

away in fright..Ronald once again screamed "BURGERS!!

FRIES!! BURGERS!! FRIES!! HAPPY MEALS!! HA! HA!"

And when washing dishes began uttering anti-burger king

slogans as he drank the wash water! Not to mention he

also locked himself in the bathroom after seeing a

"Assasin from those bastards at Burger King",He also

suffered tramatic flashbacks of what was done to him

like he wedgied himself sixteen times in one day!

When he left to go on his day off to go "Clean up roads"

next day all the Roadkill were missing, Customers

found out that day what "The catch of the day" was.When

he was caught stealing money from the cash register he

said it was for "A secret project from the government",

And when preparing a Glad meal for a six year old he

included a bottle of prozac and bag of rusty nails and

a note that said "Jimmy your parents are against you!

you must kill them!" If that wasn't the last straw

..instead of cleaning a table he ordered a elderly

couple to do it or they wouldn't get their food.Finally

last friday we caught him taking a dump in the secret

sauce claiming he was "Making it more secret" GOD!!

i'd hate to know what he does on the weekends!!

Signed Bob.

ps. (we also caught him setting fire to the playscape

outside!)

William R. Manford General manager of BurgerLand

I am not obliged to giving jobs to complete and utter

sicko's, But in this case i thought he was clean.

Boy were we wrong! His rehabilitation will occur at

BurgerLand rehab center for the overwrought and just

plain nuts...OH NO!! HE'S GOT ME NOOO OH PLEASE FOR THE

LOVE OF GOD!! NO!!!! HA! HA! HA! ENJOY THIS GRISTLE

RATBURGER WITH EBOLA SEASONING BOSS!! HA! HA!

Signed William R Manford, And Ronald McF--ker

Results of the Rehabilitation process

The individual has sycnochrolophrenia in other words

he's nuts! What we did to cure him is that we put him

in a vat of mustard and made him repeat the BurgerLand

code of ethics, After that we brainwashed him to say

"No inspector this is grade A meat" and we taugh him

to say "Do you want fries with that?" in ten different

languages. Other that that we can do nothing else for

him.

Signed Doctor Snotburger.

EPILOGUE

Ronald McF--ker never was cured and never will be,

What happened was of the extrordinary. BurgerLand

went bankrupt after poor sales.. as this happened Ronald

bought a lotto ticket that was a winner and he won