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A couple preparing for a religious conversion meets with the orthodox rabbi for their final session. The rabbi asks if they have any final questions. The man asks, "Is it true that men and women don't dance together?" "Yes," says the rabbi, "For modesty reasons, men and women dance separately." "So I can't dance with my own wife?" "No." "Well, okay," says the man, "but what about sex?" "Fine," says the rabbi. "A mitzvah within the marriage!" "What about different positions?" the man asks. "No problem," says the rabbi. "Woman on top?" the man asks. "Why not?" replies the rabbi. "How about doggie-style?" "Of course!" "Well, what about standing up?" "NO!" says the rabbi.... "Why Not???" asks the man. "Could lead to dancing!

FANATICISM and MISERY "When the Apostle Paul had posited universal love between men as the foundation of his Christian community, extreme intolerance on the part of Christendom towards those who remained outside it became the inevitable consequence." Sigmund Freud "Could a being create the fifty billion galaxies, each with two hundred billion stars, then rejoice in the smell of burning goat flesh?" Ron Patterson "All religions are ancient monuments to superstition, ignorance, ferocity; and modern religions are only ancient follies." Baron D'Holbach

"The bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that god doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. ." Anon

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BLOOD and SLAUGHTER "Cursed be he who does the Lord's work remissly, cursed he who holds back his sword from blood." Jeremiah 48:10 NAB "The Lord has made everything for his own ends, even the wicked for the evil day." Proverbs 16:4 NAB "This is what the Lord of� hosts has to say: 'I will punish what Amalek did to Israel when he barred his way as he was coming up from Egypt.� Go, now, attack Amalek, and deal with him and all that he has under the ban.� Do not spare him, but kill men and women, children and infants, oxen and sheep, camels and asses.'" 1 Samuel 15:2-3 NAB

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