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The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at the thousands of people in the forecourt below. The Queen says to the Pope out of the corner of her mouth, "I bet you a tenner that I can make every English person in the crowd go wild with just a wave of my hand." The Pope says, "No way. You can't do that." The Queen says, "Watch this." So the Queen waves her hand and every English person in the crowd goes crazy, waving their little plastic Union Jacks on sticks and cheering, basically going ballistic. The Pope thinks to himself for a minute and then he turns to her and says, "That's pretty impressive, but I bet you I can make every Irish person in the crowd go wild, not just now, but for the rest of the week, with just one nod of my head." The Queen goes, "No way, you can't do that." So the Pope headbutts her.

FANATICISM and MISERY "Jesus was a fanatic, and, like most fanatics, he could not tolerate disagreement or criticism. Towards the Pharisees and others who were sceptical of his messianic pretensions, he was often savagely vindictive. Any hint of criticism, any demand that he should produce evidence for his claims, was liable to provoke a torrent of wrath and denunciation." Margaret Knight "It cannot be emphasised too strongly that Christianity has a vested interest in human misery. Christianity, more than any religion before or since, capitalized on human suffering; and it was enormously successful in insuring its own existence through the perpetuation of human suffering." George H. Smith � Atheism: The Case Against God

"I think men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They have experienced pain and bought jewelry." Rita Rudner

ATROCITY and RACISM "Happy those who seize your children and smash them against a rock." Psalms 137:9 NAB About the same time I realized that some of the men of Judah had married women from Ashdod, Ammon, and Moab.� Even worse, half their children spoke in the language of Ashdod or some other people and could not speak the language of Judah at all. � So I confronted them and called down curses on them. �I beat some of them and pulled out their hair. �I made them swear before God that they would not let their children intermarry with the pagan people of the land. �"Wasn't this exactly what led King Solomon of Israel into sin?" �I demanded. "There was no king from any nation who could compare to him, and God loved him and made him king over all Israel. �But even he was led into sin by his foreign wives.� How could you even think of committing this sinful deed and acting unfaithfully toward God by marrying foreign women? Nehemiah 13:23-27 NLT