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There's this guy in Italy, and he goes to his priest to confess.
He says, "Oh father, forgive me. During World War II, I hid a
refugee in my attic.
The Priest said, "Well, that's no sin!"
The man said, "I know, but, I made him pay rent."
The priest then said, "Well, that definitely wasn't the nicest
thing for you to do, but under the circumstances, it really isn't
a big deal, no need to worry."
The man says, "Oh thank you, thank you father, but I just have to
ask you one last question... do I have to tell him that the war
is over???
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"Let me tell you that religion is the cruelest fraud ever perpetrated upon the human race. It is the last of the great schemes of thievery that man must legally prohibit so as to protect himself from the charlatans who prey upon the ignorance and fears of the people."
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Murder your close neighbors "As you approach a town to attack it, first offer its people terms for peace.� If they accept your terms and open the gates to you, then all the people inside will serve you in forced labor.� But if they refuse to make peace and prepare to fight, you must attack the town.
As for the towns of the nations the LORD your God is giving you as a special possession, destroy every living thing in them.� You must completely destroy the Hittites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites, and Jebusites, just as the LORD your God has commanded you.� This will keep the people of the land from teaching you their detestable customs in the worship of their gods, which would cause you to sin deeply against the LORD your God." Deuteronomy 20:10-18 NLT |

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