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A graduate student in speech therapy had two days to cure her patients of their stutters. She came to a therapy session in a revealing outfit and offered a blow job to anyone who could pronounce the name of the city in which they were born without stuttering. The first man stood up and said, "B-B-B-B-B-B- Boston." Dejected, he shook his head and sat back down. The next guy stood and said, "Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Cleveland." He slapped his thigh in frustration and sat back down. The third guy stood and without hesitation said, "Miami." The student fell to her knees and began performing oral sex on the man. After finishing, she looked up and said, "What do you have to say now?" He replied, "...B-B-B-B-B-Beach."

IGNORANCE and ATROCITY "On the dogmas of religion, as distinguished from moral principles, all mankind, from the beginning of the world to this day, have been quarreling, fighting, burning and torturing one another, for abstractions unintelligible to themselves and to all others, and absolutely beyond the comprehension of the human mind." Thomas Jefferson "The bible teaches that women brought sin and death into the world. I don't believe that any man ever talked with god. The bible was written by man out of his love of domination." Elizabeth Cady Stanton

BLOODY SABBATH � "While the Israelites were in the desert, a man was discovered gathering wood on the Sabbath day.� Those who caught him at it brought him to Moses and Aaron and the whole assembly.� But they kept him in custody, for there was no clear decision as to what should be done with him.� Then the Lord said to Moses, "This man shall be put to death; let the whole community stone him outside the camp." So the whole community led him outside the camp and stoned him to death as the Lord had commanded Moses." Numbers 15:32-36 NAB