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A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said:

"That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.

The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver just insulted me" she fumed.

The man sympathized and said: "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right" she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea" the man said. "Here, let me hold your dog."

IGNORANCE and ATROCITY

"To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today."

Isaac Asimov

"All that is necessary, as it seems to me, to convince any reasonable person that the Bible is simply and purely of human invention�of barbarian invention�is to read it. Read it as you would any other book; think of it as you would of any other; get the bandage of reverence from your eyes; drive from your heart the phantom of fear; push from the throne of your brain the cowled form of superstition�then read the Holy Bible, and you will be amazed that you ever, for one moment, supposed a being of infinite wisdom, goodness and purity, to be the author of such ignorance and of such atrocity."

Robert G. Ingersoll

GOD MURDERS CHILD TO PUNISH FATHER

"Thus says the Lord: 'I will bring evil upon you out of your own house. I will take your wives while you live to see it, and will give them to your neighbor.� He shall lie with your wives in broad daylight.� You have done this deed in secret, but I will bring it about in the presence of all Israel, and with the sun looking down."

Then David said to Nathan, "I have sinned against the Lord."� Nathan answered David: "The Lord on his part has forgiven your sin: you shall not die.� But since you have utterly spurned the Lord by this deed, the child born to you must surely die."� (The child dies seven days later.)

2 Samuel 12:11-14 NAB

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