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A priest is giving confession but he drank a little too much communion wine before hand and had to piss really bad. So when the next guy was done with his confession the priest asked him, "Would you mind sitting in for me while I visit the bathroom?" The man, being a pleasant soul, said he would. So the priest showed him a list of sins and the corresponding penances to go along with them. The man was pretty sure that he had things under control. He was going along giving away Our Fathers, Hail Mary's, Rosaries and everything was going good. Then a lady came in and said, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I gave my boyfriend a blowjob." The man looked on his list for Blowjob but couldn't find it. He crossed reference it with Head, Sucked Dick, and Oral Sex but couldn't find a penance. So he asked an Altar Boy, "Hey, what does the priest give for a blowjob?" To which the kid replied, "He usually gives us two candy bars and a coke."

GOD of HELL "The God of hell should be held in loathing, contempt and scorn. A God who threatens eternal pain should be hated, not loved; cursed, not worshipped. A heaven presided over by such a God must be below the meanest hell." Robert G. Ingersoll (1833-1889) "He who is involved in ecstacies and visions, who takes dreams for reality, and his own imagination for prophesy, is a fanatical novice of great hope and promise, and will soon advance to the higher stage and kill men for the love of God." Voltaire "Humanity has the stars in its future, and that future is too important to be lost under the burden of juvenile folly and ignorant superstition." Isaac Asimov

Kill Followers of Other Religions "If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods, whom you and your fathers have not known, gods of any other nations, near at hand or far away, from one end of the earth to the other: do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. Your hand shall be the first raised to slay him; the rest of the people shall join in with you.� You shall stone him to death, because he sought to lead you astray from the Lord, your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, that place of slavery.� And all Israel, hearing of this, shall fear and never do such evil as this in your midst." Deuteronomy 13:7-12 NAB