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There was a rabbi who performed circumcisions on Jewish babies. He had been doing it for years, and all the while he collected the severed papuce, or foreskins.

He had quite a collection, then one day walked past a shop that had the following sign in the window:

"We Can Make Anything Out Of Anything � Just Bring The Material."

So the rabbi went in and asked them to make a purse from the foreskins he had collected. He was told to return in a week's time when it would be ready.

A week later, he returned to the shop to collect the purse. He complemented the shopkeeper for doing such a fine job and asked how much he owed him.

"$50" said the shopkeeper.

"$50, for such a small purse, you must be joking! How come it's so expensive?"

The shopkeeper replied "Ah, you see this is no ordinary purse... rub it, you see, it turns into a suitcase."

FAITH Vs REASON

"You will notice that in all disputes between Christians since the birth of the Church, Rome has always favored the doctrine which most completely subjugated the human mind and annihilated reason."

Voltaire

"The way to see by Faith is to shut the eye of Reason."

Benjamin Franklin

"I am arguing that faith as such, faith as an alleged method of aquiring knowledge, is totally invalid and as a consequence, all propositions of faith, because they lack rational demonstration, must conflict with reason."

George H. Smith � Atheism: The Case Against God

Mass Murder and Human Sacrifice

"Suppose you hear in one of the towns the Lord your God is giving you that some worthless rabble among you have led their fellow citizens astray by encouraging them to worship foreign gods.� In such cases, you must examine the facts carefully.� If you find it is true and can prove that such a detestable act has occurred among you, you must attack that town and completely destroy all its inhabitants, as well as all the livestock.

Then you must pile all the plunder in the middle of the street and burn it.� Put the entire town to the torch as a burnt offering to the LORD your God.� That town must remain a ruin forever; it may never be rebuilt."

Deuteronomy 13:13-16 NLT

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