Things
people have actually said in Court
These
are things people actually said in court, word to word, taken down and
now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm
while these exchanges were actually taking place.
Q:
What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year
Q:
How old is your son, the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q:
What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that
morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q:
And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
Q:
Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
Q:
Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
Q:
Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't
know about it until the next morning?
Q:
The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q:
So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q:
She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q:
You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q:
How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q:
Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q:
All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
Q:
Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Q:
Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for the pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing
law somewhere.