Real Miracle

Little Johnny, on arriving home from school, informed his dad that he had seen a miracle at school that day. When asked if he knew what a miracle is he told his dad that it was to see something happen that was impossible.

"Tell me about this miracle." said his dad.

"Well", said Johnny, "my friend, Mike, brought his pet mouse to school today and while the teacher was writing the spelling words on the blackboard, he was playing with it. Then, it got away."

"It ran across the room and over to the teacher. Then, it ran right up her leg. She began to scream and reached down and grabbed hold of that poor little mouse and began to squeeze."

"Dad, it's a miracle the amount of water she squeezed out of that poor little mouse."