Picture
On their first night
to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride
comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe.
The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open
your robe."
The beautiful young
woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh,"
he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture.
Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?"
He answers, "Yes
my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever."
She smiles and he takes
her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing
his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are
married now."
At that the man opens
his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture."
He beams and asks, "Why?" She answers, "So I can get
it enlarged."