In Disguise

Udurawana went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.

"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to Udurawanas," he replied.

He hurried home removed his beard and changed his hair style, then came back and again told the salesman.

"I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Udurawanas," Salesman replied.

"Damn, he still can recognise me," he thought. He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair colour, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman.

"I would like to buy this TV". "Sorry, we don't sell to Udurawanas," he replied. Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a Udurawana?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.