
Good
Hand
Little Johnny woke up
in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom. On the way back
to bed, he passed his parents room. When he looked in, he noticed the
covers bouncing.
He called to his dad,
"Hey Dad, what are you doing?" The dad answered, "Playing
Cards." Little Johnny asked, "Whose your partner? The dad
answered, " Your Mom."
Little Johnny then passed
by his older sister's room. Again, he noticed the covers bouncing.
He called to his sister,
"Hey Sis, what are you doing? The sister answered, 'Playing Cards."
Little Johnny asked, "Whose your partner? She answered, 'My boyfriend."
A little later, the
Dad got up and as he passed Little Johnny's room, he noticed the covers
bouncing.
He called to his son,
"what are you doing?" Little Johnny answered, "Playing
Cards."
The Dad asked, "Really? Whose your partner?"
Little Johnny answered,
"You don't need a partner if you have a good hand!"