Brother

Just as John and his wife started to make love, their six-year old son burst into the room. "What are you doing, Dad?" he asked.

"You know how you've always wanted a brother?" the father asked. "I'm putting a brother inside of your mom and he'll join our family in about nine months".

The boy thanked his parents and closed the door. The next evening, dad found the boy in front of the house, crying.

"What's the matter, son?"

"Dad, you know how you were putting a brother inside Mom for me?" the kid
said. "Well, Mr. Johnson next door ate him all this morning."