| Voncleef, the radical role play city that takes place in the year 2900 A.D., is notorious for its engendering of indespensable products. Due to its possibility of warfare, the weapons specialist province has designed three new weapons that will soon be mass marketed. With the most intelligent technology, advanced nuclear physics and aerodynamics, the team was capable of generating and manufacturing ratified weapons. The CEO of the VWC (Voncleef Weapons Coalition) expects the marketing of the neoteric weapons to begin in as little as two weeks. "This is definitely going to be beneficial for everyone, I think. The philosophy on weapons this moment is vastly overrated. After all, we use weapons for what? Protection. To protect ourselves. Period," says David, head of the weapons specialist team, "The most important thing when in control of any weapon is circumspection. Too many people are careless when handling them." The first of the weapons to be projected was the Melinar, a sword with a 32" wide titanium handle wielding a 59" platinum and split intractable gold blade. It is double-grip and quite possibly the most promising of the three weapons, due to its durability. "The invention of a sword is somewhat archaic for Voncleef, but these particular weapons were what people adhered to during some of the most significant battles," says John, staff member of the VWC. The subsequent weapon to be actualized was the Glock 048C, a gun with factory laser grips, polished stainless slide, and night sights. "A very important and reliable weapon to have," says David. And finally, the MP5/12 Sub-Machinegun---a deadly accurate machine gun with almost three times as much muzzle power as the standard 9 mm MP5, an impressive rapid rate of fire, and can potentially be used for sniping. "I think this weapon speaks for itself. A very impressive gun," assures John. Why mass market? The CEO stresses, "Retailing procures money. Money is power. And all of us know, or should know, power is essential when preparing for war." |
