Part Three

Erika: We now see Misto putting his er...paw around Jemima as she neatly finishes her omlette.

*Jemima blushes furiously*

Jemima: Daaaaaad.

Munku: Sorry...even though I am the greatest story teller in the world and I should be FIRST in command, I'm sure I'm not the only Jellicle who notices that. Wow will THIS be a story that can be turned into a song and later performed by all the Jellicles.

Jemima: DAD!

Munku: Sorry.

*Misto stifles a laugh and slowly puts his paw back.* *Jemima gets the same peeved look as Cetty and Bomby who doesn't seem to realize that she is one of the older queens already*

Erika: We hear a train pull in and see an orange tabby cat jump off of it and run over to the omlette station. He races up to Jenny and she feeds him a strip of kitty bacon substitute.

Skimbleshanks: Thanks, Jenny! So, how are my favourite Jellicles doing today?

*The tribe twitch at his annoying Scottish accent in unison*

Munku: We're all fine, Skimble and I'm glad you're here. I wanted to discuss our plans for this next Jellicle ball with everyone.

Skimble: Suuuuuperrrrrr! *he whips out a calendar* This year Munkustrap and I wanted the ball to be themed! Misto: *looks excited* Themed? *Jemima follows him as he goes up to Skimbleshanks*

Skimble: *going off topic* Are you two mates? Or do you have a stalker?

Jemima: Um...well...

Skimble: *arguing the point of many CATS fans out there* Cuz I mean...you're rarely seen together! I thought Misto was with my little Victoria! But then...she was...well...smothered in Plato. *he begins to laugh...no one else does. Crickets chirp. He clears his throat* En-a-wee! You are only seen together when Misto hands you the cup with the rainbow in it, Jem! And doesn't Misto have his paws all over Electra in the mating dance???

*Electra pops up from behind Tumblebrutus*

Electra: Well that's only because Tumble got to Jemima! *she blushes and giggles* Tumble is mine. So PAWS OFF, Jemmy!!! *she hisses and goes back to kitty-snogging Tumble. He looks really satisfied right about now.*

Jemima: Right...um...well, if you had looked CLOSELY, Electra, I wasn't doing anything to Tum...*she sees that Electra is no longer interested in talking* Nevermind, then!

Misto: *turning to Skimble* Yes, I think we are mates! I DID give her the rainbow for a reason! I mean...I wouldn't just toss someone a rainbow for no reason! And who do you think I was wiggling my...

Erika: *interrupting* wonderfully shaped...

Misto: ...butt to? *Jemima blushes*

Skimble: Hey! What was that odd voice that just spoke, Misto?

Misto: Oh, that's just Erika. She's narrating this. She has some odd...

Erika: ...but HEALTHY...

Misto: ...obsession with my human alter-ego. *Tugger raises his hand prudly*

Tugger: Mine too!

*Pouncival does a bunch of flips and cartwheels and lands in the middle of all the jellicles*

Pouncie: Mine too!

Alonzo: Mine too!

Erika: SHUSH! No one is supposed to know! *Misto laughs*

Misto: I bet she wouldn't mind going to the Jellicle ball with HIM. *points to himself* Which reminds me....................


PART FOUR