Part Four Erika: We now see all the Jellicles at the JELLICLE BALL! Which, for some strange reason, is Starlight Express themed.

Skimble: *shouting to nowhere as he doesn't know where Erika's voice is coming from* Well we had to have trains in here!

Erika: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

*Misto and Jemima are seen "posing off of" Victoria and Plato from last year's ball. Misto is now laying Jemima on her father and...well...being...less than gentlemanly. Jemima and Misto (not to mention all the toms in back rooting for him) couldn't look happier.*

Erika: Aww! Look! The'yre officially mates now!

Jemima: *as she and Misto are cuddling up and the rest of the Jellicles are forming some sort of odd Jellicle cluster* I love you Misto! And despite the opinions of many other CATS fans who aren't Erika, we belong together!

Misto: Of course we do. Now we should be quiet so the cool, funky, upbeat music can start. *he cuddles with her and the cool, funky, upbeat music begins*

*As all the Jellicles begin to dance to it, Erika emerges from the trunk of the old car with Jacob Brent. He looks less than thrilled and somewhat frightened but Erika looks ecstatic.*

Erika: *noticing the reader is giving her a look* What? I can't be left out! This is MY story! *shouts to no one in particular* Hey! Can we restart that slow music? I think Jake and I need a dance!

*Jacob takes a step or two away from her*

Jacob: No...that's ok, really. And don't call me Jake.

Skimble: So THAT'S where you were talking from the whole time!

Erika: Yes! Where else would I be? The Heaviside lair? *she scoffs and calls him a rude name* *She takes Jacob and forces him onto the dance floor. John Partridge, Karl Morgan and Jason Gardiner all emerge from the trunk and join Erika and Jacob. Erika looks utterly enthralled.*

*Jemima and Misto do headbobs togther and point and laugh at the humans in the junkyard.*

Erika: Hey! This is MY fic! *Steps come down from the ceiling...er...the "sky" and Erika, Jacob, John, Karl and Jason climb them.*

*The music suddenly switches to a song called "The Journey to Erika's Lair."

The Tribe: Up, up, up past the Russell Hotel......up up up up to-o Erika's lair...*they pause, look really weirded out and switch back to the Jellicle Ball music as Erika and the boys wave and gracefully leave the junkyard.*



The End (?)



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