Part Two Erika: We see now that most of the Jellicles are waking up and looking oddly at Misto and Jemima sitting next to each other in front of Jelly and Jenny. Victoria looks especially peeved.

Victoria: Misto! What are you doing? People are supposed to think WE'RE together so I can seem wanted by every male jellicle in the junkyard! Did you not see how shocked people were when I er...lost...things...with Plato?

Misto: What? Vic! Jemima and I were just sitting here! Geez.

Victoria: *blushing* Oh...right. Morning, Jem!

Jemima: Uh, hi Vikki. *in her thoughts* Thanks for ruining it.

Misto: *telepathically* What?

Jemima: *telepathically* MISTO GET OUT OF MY THOUGHTS!!

Misto: Ok, sorry! *everyone looks at him for randomly saying that outloud*

Jenny: Don't you two look cute. *Jem and Misto blush furiously as two voices are heard coming into the "Jellicle Kitchen." One of them is begging and the other is coolly shrugging it off.*

Bomby: *coming into view directly behind Tugger* PLEASE? PLEASE? I think having kittens would be good for you! It could show everyone that you're mine!!

*The other Jellicles that were once conversing became silent and stared at Bomby*

Bomby: *looks around* Umm....we were talking about...um...WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT? GO BACK TO EATING!
*The 20-some-odd Jellicles go back to eating their IAMS omlettes*

Tugger: Forget it, Bomby. I'm not YOURS anyway. I belong to alllll the ladies! *he grins smugly as all the girls swoon...except...one seems to be missing...*

Erika: Hark! I hear a loud piercing shriek that seems to last forever coming from the drain pipe!

*Etcetera, still shrieking, emerges from the drainpipe, races over to Tugger and attaches herself to his leg.*

Tugger:...Um...except that one. *Etcetera looks peeved*

Etcy: What do you MEAN my little TuggyWuggy? *Tugger rolls his eyes and Bomby snickers*

Tugger: For the LAST TIME, I am not this "tuggy wuggy" of yours. I don't even like you that much. *Cetty looks utterly deflated*

Etcy: Well FINE! *detaches from his leg* But when I am a grown up queen I'll be gorgeous and you'll be sad that you didn't love me! *walks over to the omelettes in a huff and scarfs one in one bite* HMPH! *sits down by Jemima*

Tugger: *continuing to Bomby as if none of that ever happened* So I don't want to mate with only you and produce kittens.

Misto: Right, because it's my job to produce seven of them right out of a hat.

Tugger: Exactly! Hey...*thinking back* where did those kittens come from anyway?

Cassandra: *standing up with Alonzo* Hush, Tugger! No one cares!

Misto: *ignoring Cass* They were Cass and Alonzo's! Why do you think I picked her for the magic trick? I had to get the seventh one from her before everyone counted them!

Tugger: Ew, man. That's just wrong.

Misto: Er...that's not what I meant.

Bomby: But see? THEY had kittens!

Alonzo: Yeah, but I actually like Cassandra.

*Bomby hisses and Alonzo ducks behind Cass*

Tugger: Just NO, Bomb. Okay?

Bomby: Fine! But when I am a grown up queen I'll be gorgeous and you'll be sad that you didn't love me! *walks over to the omlettes in a huff and scarfs one in one bite* HMPH! *sits down by Demeter* *Demeter doesn't realize that Bomby sat down until she looks at her side and sees a red cat.

Demeter: MACAVITY!!!!!!! *runs and leaps into Munkustrap's arms*

Munku: It's ok, Dem, it's just Bomby.

Dem: Right. I knew that. I simply...er...thought I heard something and decided to uh...leap into your arms.

Munku: Right...well I think we started a trend...*looks over at Misto*


PART THREE