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These are a collection of leave-letters and applications, written by people in various places of India.:

A candidate's application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post.

I.T.I., Bangalore:
An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

A covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

From H.A.L. Administration dept:
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.

Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

Letter writing:
- "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

Another gem from I.T.I.
Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

This is from N.A.L. Bangalore from an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

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