Take some time out to laugh..
Jokes 'bout Laloo
During an
International conference, three scientists, an American, a
German, and an Indian, were talking and bragging about the technological
advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of
medicine.
The American said "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without arms
so we attached artificial arms on him. And now that he's grown up and
became a professional boxer and a gold medalist in the Olympics!"
The German replied, "That's nothing compared to what we have achieved.
Back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so we attached
pair of artificial legs on her. Now she is a three-time Olympics
marathon gold medalist!"
The Indian interjected, "Is that all you have achieved , just gold
medalists? In Patna, Bihar, we had a baby boy born without a HEAD! We
attached a COCONUT and called him Laloo and he has grown up and now he
is the railway minister of India!!
joke two.
Laloo Yadav's
car is driving along a back country road on the way back
to Patna , when all of a sudden a piglet jumps out in front of the
car...
The piglet dies on the spot. Laloo, upset, tells the chauffeur to
go find the owner of the piglet so that he can pay the damages...
The driver is gone for two hours and when he comes back, he has a
bag full of money, and a wondering look on his face. Laloo wants to
know what happened.
The driver tells him "Hum jab gaanv me pahuncha to dekha kuchh log
ped ke niche baithe hain. Jub hum unko bataya ki kya hua hai,tab
sare
log jama ho gaye. Humko laga ki aaj to hamari pitayee hogee.Par hum
dekha ki sare log paisa jama kar rahe hain. Hum socha ki ye sara
piasa wo janvar ke malik ke liye hai. Par un logo ne saara paisa
hamein de diya, aur kaha "bahut achchha kaam kiya hai re bhaiya"
Laloo says "Sasoor ka natee, Theek theek bata. Tu unko kya bola tha?
"
The driver replies "Hum kaha ki hum Laloo Yadav ka driver hoon aur
hum sooar ka bachcha ko maar diya hoon"