Take some time out to laugh..
one. I'm not sure
whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you
helped society
enormously by putting a computer in almost every home
in the world and
yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do
something I've
never done before. I'm going to let you decide where
you want to go!"
Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the
difference between
the
two?"
God said, "You can have a look at both places briefly
if it will help, you decide. Shall we look at Hell
first?" "Sure!" said
Bill. "Let's go!"
Bill was amazed!
He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters.
There were thousands of beautiful women running
around,
playing in the water,laughing and frolicking about.
The sun was shining and the temperature was just
perfect!
Bill said, "This is great!
If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven!" to which
God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went.
Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky
with angels drifting about playing harps and singing.
It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell.
Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment and
rendered his decision.
"God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."
"As you desire," said God.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late
billionaire to see
how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a
wall, screaming
among
the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and
tortured by
demons. "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill
responded with anguish
and
despair. "This is awful! This is not what I expected
at all!
What happened to the beach and the beautiful women
playing in the water?"
"Oh, THAT!" said God. "That was the screen saver"