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Marriage Woes>

 A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not
 in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

 She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front
 of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

 She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and take a sip of his
 coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps
 into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
 The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember
 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?

At that time I was 20 u r 18? " he asks solemnly.
  "Yes I do," she replies The husband pauses; the words were not
 coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the
 back seat of my car" "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into
 a chair beside him.

 The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he
 shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or
 I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"
 "I remember that too" she replied softly.

 He wiped another tear from his cheek and
 said, "I would have been released today".