12/06/02
I'm so happy its Friday I could cry! On top of not having to go to school for the weekend, I don't have to work all weekend! So its going to be fun! I'm spending the whole weekend with my guy and my friends and getting killed snowboarding. Yay! Except the snoboarding part. I really don't like bleeding. Plus my ear really hurts. Later
12/05/02
Hello everybody. The only reason I'm ranting is because I feel bad for David...he's the only one who ever rants. Anyway, only 12 school days left till X-mas vacation! Not that I'm counting or anything...:) I'm so excited! I'm not going to have any homework either since every teacher decided to put huge tests on the last day. Oh well. So today I did a really really stupid, retarted, last resort at staying consious in English, dumb thing. Nelle and Sasha and I were talking about how weird tongues and ears are. (don't ask) Sasha tells me and Nelle that it only takes 8 lbs of weight to tear someones ear off if its done right. So naturally me and Nelle tried tearing eachothers ears off. Now I have no right ear. No not really but when she pulled on my ear it hurt SOO bad and it tore the cartilidge in my ear so now it hurts. Man I'm dumb...only when I'm with Nelle though...hmm...A+B=C? Nelle lets hang out more! I'm going to go take some pain meds for my ear. No one try it at home! Later.
11/27/02
Ha ha David messed up his rant page! anyway, tomorrow is good old Thanksgiving. A day filled with family feuds, drunken relatives and overcooked food that is inevitably wasted and thrown away. Don't you love America? But what is Thanksgiving REALLY about?Let's all take a moment to remember that day when Pilgrims invited the Native Americans to dine and give thanks with them...and then proceed to slaughter all of them and dance on their mangled corpses. What a beautiful holiday. Anyway, the positive side of all this is that school is out for a few days. Yay!! But I work...NOOOO!!!! I have to work at Target (du dum...) on Friday night (du du dum!) the busiest shopping day of the year!! (DUM DUM DUM!) <---add in dramatic sound effects to your liking. So I have to get laser surgery on my eye done in a couple of weeks. My surgeon seems like a really nice guy...except for the fact that one of his eyes is lazy. Sorry but would you like a lazer shot ino your eye by someone whose vision is only 1/2 there? I wouldn't oh well. THats all for now but I'm sure I'll have some antics after tomorrow. Gobble gobble.
11/21/02
Hey all. So Martin your working at Target too huh? I have the exact same problems. I only cashier because I just started but people always come up to me and say stuff like "There's water spilled over in Aisle 16 (1000 miles away from check-out) you should go and take care of that" Uh...how about NO! My job is to deal with all the idiots who max out not 1 not 2 but all 12 credit cards they have because they fall for Targets pathetic marketing scams. Seriously. Once I had worked long enough for them to 'trust' me, they made me stay late after the store closes to 'zone'. This includes several tricky attempts at making every single aisle look more appealing and desirable to the customer. Come the frick on, people!Target is a good place to buy things but leave the poor customers....excuse me I have to call them 'guests' now, ALONE! it depresses me every time I see single mothers drag like 12 kids with them to the register, buy all this CRAP that she was obviousy conned into buying because of all the atractive displays, ignoring the fact that her children look tired,malnourished and lacking suitable clothing. Society just depresses me. Speaking of which Thanksgiving is coming up and I'll be SO thankful if they don't make me work on Thanksgiving but then again that would be a nice thing and that doesn't seem to happen to me much anymore.
11/19/02
I don't have much to say. I hate working. I really didn't want to train at food avenue at Target. I told my Team Leader I'd prefer to stick with cashiering but no, what do they do? Train me in at Food Avenue. Now I smell like chunky cheese and my skin is greasy from frying burgers on a grill for 4 hours straight. :::sigh:::: Kill me now.
11/11/02
Golly! I am so excited for sadies! Its going to be...neato! And jeepers creepers I got shirts today! uh...nevermind. Whatever David, no one forgot about you for shopping so you can cancle the pity party and tell Dene she can't strip at it.Yeah Me Chad, David and Marissa got our Sadies shirts today. Their just plain grey and say "vacant" on them. I thought it was funny. Anywho, you know how some people eat bugs? Well Chad was at it again. He was at my house and my mom had made chili and cornbread and chad decided he wanted honey on it (weird, I know...) so he finds some really old honey in my cupboard and starts eating it. Then I looked at his cornbread and saw these little black things and I was like "Ew what is that they look like bugs" just jokingly and then he looked close and they WERE bugs! EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!! Thats not even the worst part....we looked in the honey thing and it was completely infested with drowned ants...blah! The honey to ant ratio was like 1:20! Ew....I don't have much to rant about. I'm happy for the most part. My friends and I filed a complaint in the office today against Ms. Squire so we're going to drop her class like Phen Fen and go all independant and stuff( independant study that is but I like to think of it as a revolution...) Anyway, David did you know CHad has blobs on his wall just like yours? Except his wood is darker....yeah. Does anyone remember that movie airplane when that little kid is hitting on the girl and he serves her coffee and he's like "cream?" and she goes "No I take my coffee black....like my men" LOL good times..."I gwyne 't' go buil' me a raf...raf? Da ain'n'o' raf!" <---Quote from Huckleberry Finn. Its a good thing they let us read things that will make us SMARTER eh?
11/6/02
Voy a escuchan muy terible musica y tengo mi tarea. Son las nueve menos quince de la noche y Soy muy cansada! Ay ay ay! Escuela es muy abburido y tonto dia de dia. Pues...mi amigas es muy stupido. Mucho ellos eres 'taking advantage of' mi amigas. Como se dice en espanol "I can't speak spanish very well?" Voy a leer "Huckleberry Finn" un rato. Hasta Luego (en el fuente con muchos diablos...:( )
10/28/02
Re: Nelles latest rant:Nelle I have a different take on life. You see you should be pessimistic because your more than likely going to get pooped on and that way when something good happens you appreciate it much more. And this is a 'ranting page'. If you don't like to hear people complaining go to a....'life is all fuzzy and great' page. And I'm sorry but I think people don't neccessarily blow things out of proportion but the longer they think about it the more they realize how extremely sucky it was and sometimes people just have to dwell on things. I'm sure you've 'blown something out of proportion' before AND 'dwelled on it'. Let it be and eventually your situation will blow over. It will probably blow over FASTER if you stop telling people to STOP dwelling on it, making them want to dwell on it even longer. Just a little insight...
10/27/02
Chad you made my dream come true. YOU eat bugs! Now that quote rings true.
10/26/02 10/25/02 10/24/02 10/23/02(The real me...) 10/23/02
Hallelujah! My car is finally fixed! I won't have to take that overcrowded excuse for transportation to school anymore! And get this, my car was famous for it's bad muffler and crunchy sounding gears. Well now its quiet and smooth and...well the hail damage is still there but maybe I like it that way. I squished a tiny fly today and I felt really bad...I think this whole being grounded thing is really getting to me. I seriously sat there and thought 'that poor little fly. I just ended its pathetically short life. Sad....' yeah it was weird. I also was further disgusted by humanity. Now I think porno is the biggest waste of space ever but I was watching that channel where they show you whats going to be on every channel and under the SPICE channel all it said was 'sex'. Thats when you know the world is collapsing on itself. When the porn industry runs out of creative kinky names and just titles it 'sex'. <<
I will be ranting probably every day of my grounding so you can all count on boring stuff to be said. Chad, I think you've given up to easily. Don't be optimistic because I agree, the world will always let you down. But enjoy the little things in life that are so insignificant that sometimes they make all the crap that taints our lives worth it. Like people, yes there is a disgusting amount of either stupid, dumb, arrogant or all of the above but every once in awhile you meet people that are so cool that they make up for all the stupidness in the world. I've been much happier just NOT CARING about things because caring means that when something bad happens, you'll will undoubtedly be let down by one of those things. Free lance is the way to be. I guess I can't even do that now though because I'll lose things in my life that are really important, including people. I've also learned recently that no matter how much you think you know someone, they will always let you down sometimes, whether its huge or just something little. Mayeb I'll just become completely anti-social and not speak to anyone anymore including friends, boyfriend and family. SOunds like a plan considering when I trust people they take advantage of me. WHATEVER! Anyway, I'll be back later, you can count on it.
Today was a fricken fracken really bad monkey puke day. I'm grounded for two (maybe one if I can get of on probation)weeks. But that part I can get over. The biggest thing is I am so sick of my friends. They all suck butt right now except for like...hmm...3.And my classes continue to just poop, eat that poop and throw it up mash it up with their toes, rub Dene in it and then throw it at me. Its not cool. I only have on A and thats becasue English AP is like being in Kindergarten after being in IB English the past two years. And I was up till like 2;30 in the morning tryign to finish a months worth of math assignments and homework to come to school and have Ms.Squire say "Oh nevermind you can turn it in Monday instead of today" Whatever Ms. Squire, you topped the poop infested sunday that was my day with a big greasy, taco-flavored cherry so eat it! Anyway, David, don't you see how your proving you and Chad wrong by being yourself! And thats a compliment. You see David, on first appearance you look super preppy and rich and most people think 'snob' when they see all Abercrombie or namebrand clothes but your not liek that! Your one of the coolest people I know so theres an example. About the 'religion' think, I fail to see how that is any more petty than judging someone becaue of what they wear. I bet if you met people who wore namebrand, or saggy clothes they'd be some of the nicest people if you gave them a chance. What goes around comes around, babe and if your judgemental about others they will be of you too. Its a good theory see how it fits. I'll have plenty of rants for all of you this weekend because I can't leave my house.Call me for the love of lovliness! Cool beans. (<---dripping with sarcasm...and that bean sauce)
Hmm...that last one sounded so much like me...except no it didn't! Whatever Chad don't flatter yourself! I know EXACTLY where those condoms went!J/k. Anyway, I haven't ranted in a long long time and now my page looks so sad and empty...oh well. After my report card comes I'm not ever going to be able to do anything except study again. :( the party's over because all the 'dazed and confused'(<---funny flick) stuff I've had going on instead of actually doing work has come back to bite me in the butt and now I'm STRESSED out like a mofo. I'm even getting a D in Painting and that's my highest grade! The problem is I don't seem to care much anymore. I'll eventually fix all that because a consequence in my house for poor grades is no social life and there is no way in nirvana I'm staying home all the time. By the way, David. That guy at the mall, how would you like it if people looked at you and made flash judgements by the way you looked. Say they made some Jewish comments or some comments about being a male dancer or something. THEN its different right? WHATEVER! You were just being mean. Its not like Annie looked at his sideways hat and thought "wow he looks intelligent" because thats not how people are! Admit it. If your at a party and you see a girl your not like "wow I bet she has a nice soul"You see a HOT girl in all the STEREOTYPICAL clothing and you say "D*#!#* I wanna tap dat!" So Don't even start with me ok? So what if Annie though he looked cute. Its not like guys don't see a girl who in all respects looks like a bimbo who according to your 'judgements' and not being 'proven wrong' yet that means she has no personality! but would that stop you? NO! WHATEVER! Can a boldface that? NO I'll just say it again WHATEVER! The whole friggen world is a big stuck up biatch ok so suck it up and deal with it because guess what? Your part of it!!! Sorry David I love you. Its just pisses me off SO much when poeple judge things like what Annie did when in reality their hypocrits since they do the same thing! But since the girl isn't going for them or a guy liek them then its TOTALLY different. Phew...I think my blood pressure just skyrocketed. Ahem...sorry.
Oh man, I wrecked everything. Some random bimbo was hitting on my boyfriend yesterday and...lets just say, if they find me I'm going to prison. She is somewhere else now, where the dewdrops pee and the clowns cry. I actually feel really bad, but on the flipside, I guess people will respect a killer like me. Man I'm crazy, holy smokes I'm crazy. But I'm too wasted to care. I've been drinking like there is no tomorrow. Well, there IS no tommorow, but that's...whatever. The good news is, yesterday was me and Chad's two month anniversary. He got me a bunch of video games and a playstation 2. I'm not sure where he gets that kind of money. Maybe he sells himself on e-bay. Wanna know what I got him? A box of condoms. And gee...heh heh, I don't know where they went! Hahaha. I've still got the box, but where the hell did those bias go? It's a crazy world.