10/15/02
A MAN A PLAN A CANAL PANAMA. Now read backwards. GO HANG A SALAMI IM A LASAGNA HOG. This one is a palindrome too.This blows my mind. Ok here's a riddle for you cause I'm bored. There's a man stuck in a room with no windows doors or any openings. The only items in the room are a match, a mirror and a table. How does he escape? (note: he cannot burn the room down and has nothing to do with burning the room whatsoever) Think about it. **************************************************************************************************************************************************************** Now that your dying with anticipation here's the answer: He struck the match and looked in the mirror to see what he saw. He grabbed the saw and and cut the table in half. Two halves make a wHOLE so he climbed out the hole. Betcha didn't see that one coming!Compliments to Annie Earle...... My intestines are over two miles long.... ;)

10/14/02
Lizzie- I guess Senior polls are a little more vast but I was more aiming that toward things like coronations and student council and things like that. The same 2 people have won for the '03 class the past 3 years I've been there for almsot everything:Kenny Dawson and Suny Mims. I have nothing against them whatsoever it'd just be nice to see people up there who are representing more parts of the class. Its sickening that you can predict without looking at the ballots who will win. I donno maybe its just me! I hate that Lucky Charms Leprechaun.

10/13/02
You know what? God-forbid anyone COOL actually makes it in any of Central's dumb polls. No its all a fricken popularity contest. For example student council, off the top of my head I can name the 5 people who will win simply because they are the same FRIGGEN people who win EVERY FRIGGEN time for EVERYTHING!! Forget all the people who actually might make an effort to make the school better, lets get a bunch of pretty-faced idiots in there to look good. Whatever, yet another aspect of school to despise. This weekend is going to rock the mutha 'f-in' house doggs! 5 day weekend. Now they're talkin! Thats how school should be...as infrequent as possible. Geoff I really enjoyed reading about Snoopy or Slooty or whatever. How I wish there was a male human parallel. A guy to knock me and 47 friends up and then run home to his cage, never to glance at our fat pregnant asses again...oh wait thats pretty much EVERY guy. I better not go on or we'll be here all night. Remember that game 'Hungry Hungry Hippos'? That was cool.

10/09/02
I'm almost never wrong(please sense the sarcasm instead of vanity) but when I am I'll admit it. Today as I was driving my friend home from school I was in a residential area. I did not have a stop sign and was going 30 (maybe a little over...) down the street. The next thing I know some bia in an SUV runs the stop sign at the cross street that was maybe 10 yards ahead of me and after me swearing like there was no tomorrow, slamming on my trusty breaks and skidding/spinning a toal of 45 yards sideways, I look at the WOMAN on her CELL PHONE (david your goign to cry...) in her K-I-A!! She then gives me a 'look' that said "Wasn't my fault" I Want to kill someone wait no scratch that I wanted to turn my crappy mazda around and run her over then steal her kia and put it to better use as a shelter for orphans...wait thats too cruel and not sturdy enough.After I got over my heart murmurs and hyperventilating I still wanted to stab her. I screamed some obscenities and told her maybe she should drive something that will do the driving for her so her retarded arse can talk on her dumb phone. Chad I'm sorry. You were right. Women are the worst drivers ever. Especially women in SUV's on cell phones and especially in...KIAS!

10/08/02
Warning: if your not in the mood for senseless babble, discontinue reading.(<<=>>)I don't really have much to rant about. Actually I have plenty to rant about but nothing that I'd like to share with you people....hahaha. I had a (dare I say it?) decent day today. Because I just said that tomorrow I'm going to get in a car accident and be horribly maimed but live, stumble into school, sit there for 6 hours while worthless people jab me with sticks, my friends will tell me they used me for my hail-damaged mazda,Chad will leave me for someone with a bigger,better trampoline and I'll step in a big pile of poop on my way home. Sounds about right. Where has the past month gone??? I wish I had a good excuse like 'Dude I've been stoned for like a month straight!' But I don't. I have no idea whatsoever what is goign on in ANY of my classes! I tuned in for a minute today and heard something about IB testing and got a little worried. What the *&%(^ is that? DO i have to take them or something? Apparently they've been talking about it for weeks...wow. I pretty much daze my way through everyday, doodling, thinking about life, enjoying myself and the next thing I know, BAM! "Stefani where is your paper about determining biomass through probably estimation?" uhh....your WHAT hurts?I have NO idea where my mind has been!! I guess all these papars that are ganging up on me were assigned about a thousand years ago and we've had 'reminders'. Maybe if they taught us important things like why hair grows heavier on top of our head than on our face. I was thinking about this the other day and thought 'hey, maybe it has to do with sunlight' think about it. Sun hits the very top of your head with the most solar energy flux(ok something like that... I learned that in Bio II so shoot me) and the places where we have thinner hair (arms) recieve minimal sunlight, and places where theres no hair like the backsides of our arms have barely any. I thought this was a good idea and then I though about like..the hair down there and uh...yeah. It didn't work but I would've been completely content to think that that was really the answer. But no. School has to stomp the fun out of everything and make it as boring as possible. You probably all think I'm crazy for that bit about hair but ya know what? Its what I do. Its more productive than listening to Ms.Squire attempt to explain why my IM3 quiz has cheese sauce all over it.

10/04/02
Whatever everyone! I'm sorry DAVID that I 'convinced' chad not to go to that poor excuse of entertainment. My Bad!! I'm sorry that I didn't go to the game too! Actually no I'm not! Let's set the scenario: Go to a game where all the stuck up seniors act like their 'the bizzomb' and watch all of those DUMB sophomores (who seem to triple in size every time they're lumped together) pretend like they know whats going on. Oh and my favorite part! Watch the dumb clueless freshman show up to the game, trashed and get arrested! Oh yeah the 'football'(if it can even be called that) would've been fantabulous because I just LOVE that sport! You see there was absolutely no reason for me to go! I tried to be 'peppy' at the pep-fest but I realized I was lying to myself. I've lost all school spirit and frown on myself in the past for trying to have some because in the long run its friggen pointless. I am not going to school so that I can have 'Centro Pride woo-woo' No I am only going so I can the dumb credits so I can get on with my life. So all of you who were mad that I didn't go you can eat it...

10/02/02
This first part is just for David so if your not David don't read it. Whatever I know your reading it. I don't care:<<>> David in response to what you wrote about the whole you and Chad are alike, while thats true in a lot of cases I don't think that I can really answer the 'whats he got that I don't thing'.I don't know if this will help but... The truth is, there was a time that I really liked you David. Unfortunetly I didn't take 'initiative' (remember you and Chad said I have a problem with that...?) and I just let it go as I do with a lot of things. So I liked you but I didn't take initiative and you didn't really either so I grew out of it. David your an awesome guy and you deserve a girl who can appreciate that. 30 is not that uncommon as far as rejections go. If I counted people that have rejected me plus those who I went out with and burned me I'd probably lose count. Your awesome David and if you ever compromise yourself to be with a stupid girl I'll bia slap you. Okay enough of that.<<>> This is for Martin's re:his last rant. skip ahead if you don't care to the diamond design thingy. <<>> Martin where have you been? You just NOW started noticing the thing with Chad and Todd? Either your really slow or you had to take all that time thinking about how not to offend Chad or Todd which didn't work because I'm sure they're both offended. I find it funny that after you say that about them you began talking smack about some people that YOU hate.If you hate someone, fine I'm sure theres a good reason but I guess Chad and Todd have good reasons to hate eachother too now don't they? How do you say "Eat your own medicine"? in a language everyone will understand. I can't blame you for having a commentary on their bickering but I mean...lighten up! At this rate you'll have heart failure by like 25. I don't care.<<>> Really people, if people talk about other people, theres probably more behind it than you know so let it the %*(#@#*$*@)) go! No one out there is 100% right and I'm sick of people thinking they are so eat it! Go ahead hate me I just gave everyone a good reason. Anyway...I really hate everything right now. I started a painting in my uh...painting class and it sucks. Philosophy is the biggest joke I have ever seen. Math? Whats math? Ms.Squire is my teacher. Spanish...don't get me started and I have no idea what other two classes I'm not mentioning so that says enough. Geoff I see what you mean about rants. I only rants because I waste six hours of my day that could be like...I don't know used to help world hunger and instead I use my time watching Ms. Squire eat and things of that sort. And PSAT's are coming up!! I'm going to go cry now. P.S Today in Spanish me and Nelle translated the National American University song from TV into Spanish. Ugh...I can actually feel my brain cells screaming...

9/28/02
Thats it. The world is completely over and we will all be killed within the next 10 no 5 years at the most. Do you know what I just saw on television? No not any terrorist threats or Saddam Hussein and Bush caught in the throws of love, no I saw a preview for the newest reality show. Would you like to know what its called??? CELEBRITY BOOTCAMP!!!! What in the %&(*^$)@#&$*&)#($ is the world coming to? Have people abandoned basic entertainment and now need this...this SLOP to make the wheels in their head go round??? I have lost all faith in hollywood and/or any other media puking slimy covered company that calls itself an American Entertainment business. Even the few (and I mean very FEW) tv shows left that are actually worth the time aren't cutting it anymore...I mean really I wish I could watch one show where the plot line didn't include: "Jack just slept with Rachels cousin and now their pregnant with Gutma's child (the foreign guy of course...) and to top it all off Penelope has a severe brain tumor but wait!!! Theres hope!! Matteo just finished his Ph.D in becoming a brain tumor surgeon/specialist! But Matteo's second cousin secretly implanted radioactive wire links into Harry's brain and is wiring the information loaded back to Smeltra,a one legged hermaphadite whose connection in all this is still unknown...unless, wait! She (or it...) is the one who is secretly in love with Jack!!! Ok wow I could go on for hours but I'll stop now and pretend that its the Sudafed talking for me...

9/27/02
This will be short partially because I feel like death (yes I'm sick...again!) Anyway, school was too much to bear so I left early and came home to watch "The Fast & The Furious" yeah yeah it was all hollywood-ized and Vin Diesel (do NOT see xXx...) was in it but it was a good flick I guess. Then I had my second call back interview dealy with Target...they guy who interviewed me said that I'll probably start by next week and he'll call so yay! $7.75 and hour plus a 25 cent raise after a month baby! Well I'm goign to go...hey secretchadlover: he's mine so booya and to all those retarded Todd wannabes who think old people in black and white are creative: Get a life instead of visiting peoples sites who your already biased against anyway and then say that their site sucks. Whatever I really hate people like that. I'm going to go down a bottle of asprin and then chew on those Cepastat throat lozenges...their AWESOME...they numb your mouth and throat. <<>>

9/24/02
I...HATE...SCHOOL!!!! Nelle sorry but I disagree. The people who ditch everyday are the ones enjoying the moment and I wish I could be one of them. Too bad my entire family expects me to solve world hunger, promote world peace, marry Bill Gates (sorry Chad you just don't cut it...)single handedly come up with a solution to the problems i nthe middle east and pay for all of their expenses so I have to attend that poor excuse for education. The only useful thing I learned this week was the actual meaning of the 'F-word'! It means: For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge. Basically banging someone that doesn't belong to you. Makes sense huh? Other than that I've compiled everything I can remember from the past couple weeks and this is what I came up with: blah blah blah-primary colors-blah blah-Aristotle-blah blah-Much gusto-blah blah-cosine-blah blah-Taiga-blah blah-Metonymyn-blah blah. So I've basically learned...hmmm NOTHING! Except for that F word thing but that doesn't help me. Tomorrow in my Math class is goign to stink. I've been zoning big time in that class since school started and Ms.Squire is my teacher so instead of thinking about the Law of Sines I'm really wondering if it is humanly possible to HAVE that many chins....I'm thinking it was plastic surgery gone wrong and...see? Thats my problem! I'm a people watcher so all I do all day is observe and come up with why people are idiots and then I get nothing done. I argued today with my ENTIRE Philosophy class today about one tiny little word: Time. "does it exist?" "Are we slaves to it?" DAMNIT Mr.Murray why don't YOU answer the friggen questions instead of turning us all into enemies! Everyone in that class now hates me because I think time does exist but only because man tried to measure it. I don't know its deeper than that but everyone in that class thinks I'm an idiot because they all think the same and are just Mr.Murrays little mindless sheep. Blah. I try to give back to my education and what do I get? POOPED ON! Whatever I give up. I hate school :(

9/20/02
Ok someone ranted so now I can. hehehe. Wow today was screwed up in SO many ways. Actually just one way but it had a lot of sub-categories that made it seem like a lot. My friend (I won't use names) was pooped on and then forced to eat the poop and then poop again on herself and so on today by her boyfriend(now ex) I feel so bad for her. I actually thought the guy was nice...scratch that I KNOW he's nice its just that he's not making any sense in his tactics to dump her. Anyway, I'm so glad its Friday. Remember when I told you all about the Sty in my eye? Well I went to the doc today about it and its not a sty. I don't even know what he said its called its like a chizarmo or something crazy like that. Its where the scar tissue from a PREVIOUS sty gets infected how crappy is that???Anyway he was about to poke it with a needle but I wouldn't let him. SO he gave me some ointment crap and if its not better in two weeks I have to go get surgery...I'm so scared! He said the yjust numb it, take a scalpel and slice it off....holy OUCH! This ointment better friggen work but knowing life it probably won't and I'll just be swimming in a cesspool of life's poop. Anywho, Chad is out of town so Saturday I'm having an all girls night. Ya know...sit around and eat(and eat and eat...) and feel bad about ourselves together, all that great stuff. David I'm sorry about hanging out this weekend. We can Sunday but everything else is all screwed up cause Chads out of town and you know the issue with the OTHER two.....call me about that because I want answers...thats my FRIEND he threw away and I want to know why. By the way David, I saw Dene at a pet store. She takes care of all the puppies...I jus tthought you might use that as more levrage to hate her. Enjoy your weekend people...they last only so long...:(

9/18/02
Ok thats it. After this I refuse to rant until someone else does. What is wrong with you people. You complain all summer long and are now content and happy without ANYTHING to say?? Whatever. David...I need to laugh. Please rant soon...hehehe. Whatever you all suck.

9/17/02
I'm serious when I say that hobos are my hero/s. Anyway, yeah why doesn't Byerly's realize that I need $ and I need it now!! I talked to the manager and I have the job but she's waiting to arrange a training day or something. Boo...If I don't get money in my bank account their goign to send the mafia after me. Its not my fault that I ran out of $ (ok THAT parts my fault...) and then a check from JULY bounced? What is THAT??? July??? Thats whats wrong with checkbooks. Checks get put through anytime people friggen feel like it. I hate money...only when I don't have any though. Way to go Chad. Leave me all alone this weekend and ditch David for his possible girlfriend debut for paintball...actually I'd do the same but paintball requires money. Speaking of paint...your not going to because your in AUDIO tech! Fine...leave me with Ryan Masterson then...AnYwHo...I love Jewish people. Just when you think its over another jewish holiday comes up further pushing back my math test. Wait to go Jewish people! Keep those holidays coming! On a worse note...school continues to blow worse and worse everyday. My philosophy class is SoOoOoOoO DUMB! People argue for days on one persons opinion and of course NEVER come to a conlusion because they are...DING!DING!DING! What do we have for them Johnny??? Yep OPINIONS!You know the things you can never prove or disprove! You idiots....Has anyone ever seen and appreciated the movie "the Cable Guy" I feel like going up to people and saying: "Wake up little thnoozie. Thmell the thmellin' thalt!" For all you people who have never heard of a lisp just replace all those "th's" with s's. Sorry I'm randomly jumping around from things that are slowly making me get one of those irratational(is that a word...?) twitches. It'll go really well with the sty in my eye. I'm really just avoiding getting into the main thing making me rip my hair out...my parents but what else is new? I haven't even enough time nor do I care enough anymore to explain their craziness now. Lets just say Chad deserves a big round of applause. The movie "I'm Pat" sucks by the way and if Chad or Tom or one of those movie weirdos tries to talk you into watching it...I don't care if you have to sell your body for bus money, RUN! As far away as possible. Thats all for now but I'll be back...hasta la vista woes boys.

9/16/02
I think its the 16th I donno. Anyway, my day today was actually decent. Before I start: David you never cease to amaze me with relating Dene to...well Everything! I'm happy for you and MaiYou(sp?) and she can definetly join our Fab 4 (now 5 hopefully) Anyway, I'm going to get a voodoo doll and make Chad take Painting with me first hour. hehehe. Anyway I had a job interview today and it went really well. The manager really liked me and has pretty much hired me...at Byerly's by the way. I feel bad though because she had this HUGE blister on the side of her mouth (I donno if it was herpes or a burn blister or what...) and it was really disgusting and I wasn't paying too much attention because I zoned out and was staring at it thinking about how horrible it would be if it popped and all that bodily junk went into her mouth. It was like Austin Powers and the mole thing. I probably had a really bad look on my face the whole time because i pretty much made myself nauseuos thinking about that. Hopefully she didn't notice. Oh well. I get to watch a video on how to pack groceries 'the friendly way'. :::sigh::: to be employed....I still think the whole hobo idea sounds like royalty to me. They're so awesome they should just like...be on our flag or something. You know what really pisses me off?? I got a sty in my eye(hardy fricken har I know it rhymes I'm not joking) and its been there for like a month! My mom said I have to go get it lanced at the doctor. For all of you who don't know what that is I don't think I'll tell you...its worse than the blister thing on that ladies face. :( just when one thing goes right I get pooped on. Lata Gata

9/14(later)/02
Wow David. I thought I'd just write this one dedicated to you because your rants...phew. Really I mean with other peoples I might smile or even give a little 'hehe' kinda laugh but yours get big genuine out loud laughs from me. Theyre hilarious!! Yeah anyway, Chad your a poen...way to not call me. Whatever I don't need you. Davids got all the same qualities....hehe j/k. I was all depressed today. I hate when parents make you feel like worthless peices of nothing. Even my brother was giving me crap and he's usually the only sane one. I'm so sick of hearing about 'good colleges' and 'good jobs' that I just want to go grab a 40 oz. and kick it with the hobos down on 5th and Washington. Theyre happy ya know...No one tells them what to do. Yep their the real backbone in this country. Seriously though, all those hobos in NY and stuff, they just tell a sob story,dress in rags, maybe dance a little and they probably make a good $50 a day. I don't require much to survive and I could do with $50 a day. I was watching Romeo and Juliet today, the MODERN version that is. I know SOME of you out there (u know who you are) can't appreciate the artistic beauty in movies like that but I do. The fact that someone took something that dry and old and turned it into a modern-day tradgedy that people understand is just awesome. YEs I know Leonardo DiCrappio is in it but this was a movie where his acting was actually decent (he was actually really good in Whats Eating Gilbert Grape too...) Anyway,someone needs to hurry up and invent a remote-control that can fastforward and rewind your own life. That'd be cool. I'm sure Bill Gates is working on it and will throw it in as a bonus on his next gaming system that claims to be 'unique'. Whatever. All those X-cubes and Gameboxes and Nintendo2064 are all the same. I'll never conform! Atarie and Original Nintendo forever baby. I finally have a little hope for getting a job in the suburbs! I have an interview at Byerly's on Monday. Seriously how do they interview baggers? Are they going to like quiz me on the qualities of 'paper or plastic'? How dumb. The hobo thing sounds better every waking moment. Anyone care to join me?

9/14/02
Remember when I was complaining about my parents before? Well that was nothing compared to last night. So me and Chad made this plan to go see a movie and then go hang out at his house with our usual little posse (David,Brian, Annie and our addition last night was Marissa and Graham) Well my parents are pretty protective so after school Chad and I told them our plan and they were fine with it but they wanted to know that Chad's mom would be there (so no "funny business" as they say could go on...whatever mom!) OK fine mom I'll give you that. So Chad reassures them that his mom will be home and I leave his number on the fridge. So me and Chad met Marissa and Graham and saw One Hour Photo with Robin Williams...it was REALLY good...so then we go back to Chads house and are just hanging out and I ended up talking to my mom. She was like "I tried calling Chad's house and his mom didn't answer" so I was like 'well maybe she's out in the yard or something. So Chad went to find his 'nonexistent' mom and then had to tell my mom that she wasn't there. This is where the poop hits the fan. My mom was like "if his mom isn't there by 8:00 your coming home. The thing is Chad can't find his mom and has no clue as to where she would be cause she's usually home.So were waiting around all depressed like someone just died or something and Chad's mom finally calls. She decides that she's had enough of Chad's girlfriends who have overprotective parents and won't call my mom to tell her that she'll be there. So Chad and I ended up having to call my mom and carefully explain to her what happened. Poor Chad...he spent a good 20 minutes on the phone with my mom. Good guy huh? Yeah so we came to a compromise and didn't stay at his house. Either way it was REALLY dumb and I just wanted to kill someone last night. THe rest of the night went semi-smoothly though. Anyway, I hate school and parents and I need a gun...and I probably can't say that because someone will see it and think I'm going to shoot everyone in my school. To 'clarify', that was just a statement made in anger and I'm not really going to get a gun and kill someone. Wow...people ruin everything.

9/10/02
Fine. You know what? If everyone is going to apologize and be all noble I might as well too. I won't say anything about you anymore Todd...your a person too. ANYWAY, my dumb dumb parents are on my case again about hmm....let me see....oh here it is...EVERYTHING! Whatever. Awhile ago I got a speeding ticket. I was going 62 in a 45. It really sucked because the fine was $100 but I swallowed my pride ans sent the stupid government the stupid check. So then my parents think their being all 'high and mighty' by NOT taking my liscense away! Whatever! I do ALL The errands for them! If it wasn't for me they'd actually have to leave the house!! Anyway so as a 'gracious punishment' they wanted me to pay for $300 worth of car repairs! So my check from working in the pits of hell (aka the fair) went completely and totally to them. Thats $400 I flushed down the crapper just because some dumb dumb po po thought the speed limit should be 45 on a highway. DUMB! So I was making some sarcastic remarks about the fact that all my money is in their pocket and what should happen? They blow up! I mean World War Fricken III! IT was terrible. David I'm sorry you feel so crappy right now. If I could help you I would. If I can help in any way I will...Yeah I have the perfect girl for you and I already know that your attracted to her and she's cool but she's sorta tied down with this dumb guy who cheats on her and doesn't treat her too well but she's been with him for more than a year. I'll work on it though and then you should swoop in for the kill...:)Yeah, I'm genuinely pretty happy to tell you the truth. Except for school and poenish parents I'm ok. I have a lot to be happy about. An AWESOME boyfriend, good (well...could be better actually in this area...just my school friends kinda suck) friends (especially the 5, you know who u r) and I'm trying to make school a joke even though I'm supposed to be the redeeming link in my family who makes everyone proud and go to college and solve world hunger and bring about world peace. Yeah no pressure there....Bias.

9/09/02
Uh....ya know what Todd? You made a big mistake saying all that BS because now your going to be hated not just by Chad, but by everyone who ever sees or goes to this site on a regular basis. First of all, stop telling him not to be so 'immature' were fricken teenagers we have the right to be as imma-fricken-ture as we want to alright? And second...This is you "Hmm I'm going to go to someones site who I really don't know and try to understand and predict exactly how his life is determined by his unique sense of humor...What? He makes FUN of people?!?! Lord almighty this kid is insane!!! He doesn't like people based on probable cause? What in god's name is he thinking!! I better spend more time doing more productive things than being such a friggen hypocryte by making a flash judgement on someone who I think is making too many flash judgements" Or at least thats what you should be saying Todd. Seriously, except for the fact that you've seriously offended my boyfriend, me and everyone else on this site, I have nothing against you but take a look at yourself before you start saying shit. No I'm not usually I big 'swearing' person but this calls for it. How are you going to pretend to know that Chad doesn't have a bad life? What are you Jesus? I think not. I hope someday you tell someone that there life isn't as bad as they think it is and then they'll end up killing themselves. Why...your so compassionate!! Way to go! Anyway that was my two-cents on Todd and I don't care if he thinks I'm wrong because all loyal Chadsite-ers know I'm right. Anywho, I went to the dumb freshman retreat today and am now 'well done' considering I spent 6 hours in ungodly heat dealing with little jerks. Which reminds me, I'm tired and crabby and don't feel like ranting anymore. Later...

9/08/02
Hey David I was reading all your rants and its fricken hilarious how often you mention Dene. Like "I'm getting hungry...but not as hungry as I hate Dene" Your creative!! Good ups! Thats all....Later!

9/07/02
It's amazing how quickly weekends can be ruined...and for the dumbest things too. That later, now I want to just say how fricken awesome it was that school was cancled on Friday. The odds of that ever happenning due to power failure are about 0. So it was cool. I spent the day with Chadly and some other friends including David and made a really funny (we'll get an N but its funny...) movie about taigas. Except for the movie consists of Chad and David dressed in blue and orange jumpsuits carrying shot guns being chased around by hippies and my friend Nick wearing reindeer ears and speaking in an australian accent. Sounds like an oscar winner to me. It really made it good because David mumbled all his lines and said stuff like "shfhjhdsafh-tree huggers-shmshmshadhdgmm" and his response to the word Boreal Forest: "mm...sound like good beer..." Overall it was friggen hilarious even though the film gives about zero info on taigas. Oh well. So my weekend being ruined: Well I guess not ruined but it made it a lot worse than it could've been. So long story short, if no one knew yet me and Chad have been going out for a few weeks now. I never told my parents cause they wouldn't approve (why they dont would require me telling the long story) so I finally tell my mom. Score shes happy for me and really likes Chad. Then she tries to tell my step dad and he's cool with it. Then the next day he went totally back on his word and freaked out and blatantly insulted both me and my mom ontop of not 'approving' of me and Chad and basically forbid it. Whatever! I don't care because I'm going out with him anyway so...um...booya! Also later that night all my friends ganged up on me and made me feel like an idiot because of my views...thanks you guys are great friends...whatever. You could have at least respected what I believed but that would make too much sense. I'm not really mad...just frusterated at stupid stupid life. This one smart guy in a rap song once said "Make few enemies and fewer friends". I was starting to think he might be right but then I found out he got shot like right after writing that so maybe not...I donno, hehe. For all of you out there who care: Have an oppinion but don't grind people into the fricken dirt for thinking something different...its mean. Wow I'm not insightful...sorry. Don't listen to me.

9/04/02
School=bad, sleep=good. School=pointless,anything else=not pointless. School=dumb, Friends=not dumb. Escuela es muy mal y el burro es muy guapo. Tambien, el queso beber urina de mono. Escuela es el diablo. Tambien Senora Patricia Harvey es el Diablo. Hace calor en el escuela...es diablo no?

9/03/02
Who in the ()*$^##)$*&@)$& thought of school anyway????? What a terrible day. I guess compared to others days mine wasn't all THAT bad but I mean I was in school so you already know its pretty bad. I tried to avoid all the dumb people I hung out with last year but they still sought me out somehow. I think I'm a dumb person magnet. (No pun intended to the cool people I hang out with, you know who you are.) Yeah and so I got home from school, got the 3rd degree from my weirdo Psychosymmatic parents on why I was 15 minutes late, tried to take a nap but got woken 30 seconds later because my mom insisted I wouldn't be able to sleep tonight (yeah what else is new...)so instead of getting a few minutes of precious sleep I did homework. How teachers can conjure up lesson plans with homework on the first day I don't know but mine certainly found a way. Then I got beat at my own game by my 9 year old sister and felt really dumb. I was like "Hey Annah, lets play rock, paper, scissors for who cleans the whole kitchen tonight" thinking that I had her because I'd be suprised if she'd throw anything but scissors(its her favorite thing to use or so I thought...not too smart to have favorites in this game)So naturally I put rock down and what does the little boob have? PAPER!!! ARRRRGGG!! So I had to clean the whole fricken kitchen. I'm going to go grumble in my misery to someone other than this site though. Bye. Oh yeah Chad, thanks a lot for NOT even getting in my lunch. Now we'll see eachother...oh...hmm...................NEVER!!! Maybe I'll consider this trip to Mexico with this so called 'clarinet theif' hehehe.

9/02/02
:( There is no better way to sum up the way I think everyone feels today and that is :( I cannot believe today is the last day of summer. It went way too fast!!! No matter how hard I try to look forward to school I can't make myself conjure up the slightest bit of excitement. Lizzie I hate you, not really I'm just jealous because I can't find a job and NO ONE will hire anyone in the suburbs. Here are the job requirements for any suburban job: MUST HAVE: No brain, blonde hair, skinny and eats only celery sticks and the occasional carrot, wears all designer clothes, and once again NO BRAIN!!! Seeing as how I haven't any of those qualities its pretty much hopeless for me to find a job. :( I just can't seem to use that enough. You know what makes it all worse? I have MS. SQUIRE for math...ew. What I would give to drop out of school. David your so lucky to be in college you don't even know. I hate Patricia Harvey more than life. Stupid Grad Standards. I might actually be able to graduate this year if it wasn't for all her stupid crap. 'Career Investigations' ???? GIVE ME A BREAK!! Whats her career consist of? "Wel I haf the brayn capasty of a 2 yeer old and lyk to make lyf misrubl for enny won in the next jenerashun' Uh Stupid.

8/29/02
Blah. It was just one of those days where all I can sum it up with is blah. Everytime something good happens to me there's always something or someone that makes me feel bad about it. Why don't I EVER deserve to be happy? I just wish that once everyone could be happy with a desision I make but no...Yeah none of you have a clue as to what I mean but you can get the jist of it. Anyway, Chad I miss you and feel bad that you have to miss Styx tomorrow at the fair. Its sold out...boo. Thats going to really suck. Tonight I made 5 snowconces and like the tard I am tried to carry all five of them to the customer and spilled them all over him. I'd feel bad but I was having a crappy day, night and was in a bad mood so I just laughed...after he walked away angrily that is. Yeah tonight was the CCM night (Contemporary Christian Music) and it was actually really really good. There wasn't like an off-key woman in a button up floral dress that passed her heals singing choir music or anything it was really good music. The first night I've enjoyed so far music wise. :::sigh::: anyway, someone should write a book about how life is dumb and it never turns out the way you think it will and doesn't ever get any better, just worse. Then we should read that book to all men's crotches and hope that the sperm can hear and decide to backtrack so they don't have to suffer. Wow that sounded really crazy...I'm sorry...I think about weird stuff when I'm tired and crabby. Byebye

8/25/02
Praise the Lord! I was off the night Shaggy played. I really hate the 'ironies of life' sometimes. Usually I'm pretty laid back about it and just deal with it but this really,really sucks. Wouldn't you all like to know what 'this' is? Well thats too bad. I'm not going to tell ya. I'll give you an idea though. Lets say hypothetically that schools coming up. And hypothetically someones parents don't understand its their last few nights of freedom. And hypothetically that persons parents are going out of town and leaving them home alone. Sounds great huh? Heres where the fricken IRONIES of LIFE come in. The only person that really mattered to spend time with while the hypothetical persons parents are gone, is going to be on vacation. What is that????? Anyway, I went and saw xXx tonight...my ONLY night off and holy motha what a waste of time. I'm sorry for those few people who went with me, it wasn't you. but that movie...its ranks somewhere in there with Flash Gordon on my 'worst movies ever made'. I would've walked out of the theatre if my friends boyfriend hadn't made us stay. Okay on to the next peice of poop infecting my hapiness (believe me xXx was THAT bad...really) The State Fair. I usually like to visit the fair once while its here. See the sights, ride the rides, feel the grease from the deep fried EVERYTHING make me fatter, but wow. Working there is SOOOO terrible!! I swear on my life I will never complain to ANYONE who serves food ever again because I know now that instead of happily 'adding extra cheese to the nachos' or 'getting them an extra straw' or explaining WHY we can't give the tops to the DaSani's, their really thinking "I'd like to rip your head off, pee down your throat and then just poke you with a stick until the last thing you'd ever think about is the cap to your FRICKEN WATER" Yes but I deal with it in a much more productive manner. I just tell the customers whats really in the food, how we prepare it and how old those hot dogs REALLY are and then sends them packing. Hehehe take THAT ironies of life. P.S Chad I stole your backround because I'm cool like that.

8/21/02
Well well, my good luck finally ran out. Everything now is just sort of...poopy. Oh well. I'm not going to talk about my personal life on the internet....oh wait...shut up. Anyway yeah I have nothing to say really. I went to go visit my manager and get my schedule for working the concerts at the fair. I'm so depressed. Do you know which two artists I hate almost more than I hate back hair? Nelly and Shaggy. Do you know whose playing the fair BOTH nights that I'm working manager?? NELLY AND SHAGGY!!!! AAAGGGGH. oh well I'm making good money...oh wait no I'm not, what am I doing???? Oh well either way I'm going to be working every night until like 10-ish until school starts. Goodbye summer hello hell. By the way Chad I did NOT ditch you that night You ditched David and so I hung out with David so ha. OUCH! Holy crap those biore strips hurt to take off. It took off like all my skin....OWWWWWWWWW!!! I'm going to go bandage my face. See you all in the pits of hades (AKA Central in less than two weeks)

HHHEEEELLLLPPPP!!!
I'm at a stupid family thing and I'm SOOO bored.My mom tells me yesterday that we're throwing a suprise party for my aunt so I had to cancle all my plans. Arg....I got to chit chat with all my drunken relatives about NOTHING. One of them asked me how school was going(Uh its SUMMER), another asked me when I was done with college( Uh not IN college) and ANOTHER asked me if I was excited to be getting married(WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?)....Turns out she mistook me for some other girl on the other side of her family...what's wrong with these people??? There supposed to be family...well I guess not really, I'm only related through marriage but still...MARRIED??? I'd be lucky to have a BOYFRIEND! So I slunked away to the computer but I'm sure some scary grandma I've never met is going to come and drag my upstairs by my toenails using salad tongs...

8/18/02
lalala. Aren't Sunday's the best?? I did nothing today except go to church and then I had to drive out into the middle of nowhere to buy some flowers at this exclusive Garden store or something for my mom. Needless to say I got horribly lost in SUV city where all you see are the same brand new SUV's being driven by the same old ignorant jerks that are what we call 'upper class' I really hope that the peice of poop factory that constructs those things explodes. Really...what a waste of...um...car stuff...Anyway, after I drove my crappy little mazda away from that area I got on some highway and just drove. It was actually sort of relaxing. Someday I'm just going to get on some road and drive and drive....and hopefully end up somewhere nice. But with my luck I'll end up in Hicksville, USA or something. I really have nothing to rant about except maybe that I'm not sleeping very well lately. Oh well, I heard that the whole 'baggy eye' look is quite popular in France along with cellulite and stretch marks.Hasta Luego. (I need to brush up on my spanish so I can test out of that waste-of-space class...) Er...one more thing. My pages look so ugly compared to everyone else's. How do you do the wall paper stuff Chad...or anyone who knows...?

8/17/02
I haven't ranted in awhile and you'd think I'd have something to go on about but I don't. Yeah I was at my cabin for awhile and David,Chad,Brian and Annie came up for a night. It was great fun. But now I'll never look at two of my friends the same way again because now their new nicknames are 'Moana' and 'Gump'. Lol oh man I'll let you people out there just GUESS how they got those names. Oh yeah Chad by the way my Grampa was a little weirded out by you just peeing off the dock randomly in the middle of the day but its all good. Anyway, so I drove back from my cabin on Thursday night so I could go to the dumb and fricken POINTLESS student leader meeting at Central. I know that I was just a sophomore last year and everything but those retarted '05' pones(David and Chad I have no clue how to spell that it just looked like it fit there)just need to die. (By the way, Lizzie I saw you there too and didn't know if I should say hi since I only know of you through Chad but whatever. Yeah Nathan is hot but is pretty dumb and that girl he's with looks like her skin is too small to fit over her body...did you see her bulgy eyes?? ewww. Nathan could do much better...) Anyway yeah, so I was absolutely exausted that whole day (thanks to CHAD) from getting less than 2 hours of sleep and later threw up from being so fatigued. Needless to say I would rather have waxed my bikini than being there all day. Oh yeah then afterward all I wanted to do was go home so I get in my car and start to back up and who should park their car diagonally behind mine so I couldn't get out? Andrea! Oh I swear, if there had been any sort of weapon nearby besides the obvious (my car but I needed that...) I would have freaked out. Instead I honked the horn and screamed some profanities. Then she moved after Danny Kappseratofalofagus or whatever his name is got in. So I scared her by gunning my engine within a centimeter of her car. That was fun. hehe. Yeah i'm sposta be watching my satan sisters so I should probably shut up. Thanks Chadly your a favorite of mine too (Except when you ditch me to work...hehe I'm j/k) Later everyone.

8/12/02
Well its about 12:10 in the morning and I'm too lazy to go to bed. (Is that an oxymoron or what?) I'm SOOO bored. For all you 'anti-aol-ers' out there, you all suck. I could talk to some of you right now but no. Your system doesn't allow you to do that because 'that would make too much sense'.(Sorry David & Chad I just had to steal it :) ) Anyway, I really screwed up this time. I was thinking tonight and just realized that I ruined ANY chance with the guy who I thought might be worth a try... Well...I didn't ruin it. It was just the circumstances in general that really screwed it up. Whatever I don't even care. Maybe I'll go to a catholic church sometime and see if the priest will pay me any attention...ahem...that was dirty...sorry. :::sigh::: I really wish someone would burn down Central so it could buy me and everyone else a few more precious days of summer. Any takers? It just feels like all I did was work and thats pretty pathetic. Whats worse is I don't have a dime to show for it.hehe. I'm terrible with money. I should just do what that ho Anna Nicole Smith did. Marry a 88 year old billionaire and enherit his money. Then I won't have to worry about it anymore. Whatever. Bye

8/11/02
Hey all. I really have nothing to complain about so I can't joing the depression club I guess. Well I guess I could gripe about some stuff but some things shouldn't be shared over the internet. Oh well. Since half my rants aren't even MINE anymore (thanks NELLE) I decided I should probably put something in here. So today I went to Target to buy a basketball hoop to attatch to my garage. I went to the sports section and found the basketball stuff and get this. They sell the actual HOOPS but they don't include nor sell seperately any BACKBOARDS! So I fought with this dumb guy who works at Target about how ridiculous that was. Its like trying to sell me a car without any fricken wheels...sigh. OH well. I cracked and bought it anyway...hehe. I figured I could make a backboard...right... I have to go to my stupid cabin for 6 DAYS on Tuesday. I don't mind it up there for like a weekend but thats just too much 'family time' If my friends can't come stay for a night I'll just...um...poop. SO has anyone else realized that summer is pretty much over? It feels like it just started. And loser me didn't find anyone to share it with... :( Like I said, I've enrolled in a nun's monastary so I guess I shouldn't worry about that. Anyway, people, stop being so sad. You can control the way you react to situations. Blow off all the stupid petty stuff and if you hate your current lifestyle change it! Duh. You can have some control over your emotions and that means when something bad happens, don't let it ruin your life. Life is short so enjoy it while you can. Not that I should talk but I try to do that at least... well I'm out. P.S: Geoff I know I don't know you but your last rant really depressed me. I'm sorry things seem so crappy but such is life. Some smart guy once said : "There is no such thing as a happy life, only happy moments" So uh...put that in your pipe and smoke it...:)

8/9/02
This is nelle.... You know...soon I expect to get my own ranting page. That would be nice. I have something to rant about. I read everyone's rants and why in the world is everyone so depressed and think everything is so messed up? Life isn't that bad. Maybe if people would start having patience with things and not be so quick to be angry, then you wouldn't be frustrated with everything. I really don't understand. You know, I do get mad at somethings (like stef's mom deleting all of my videos) but I don't get mad at some other things. Like Geoff, you know, being late to everything for the past few days is kind of your fault. But even if it isn't, its NOT that big of a deal. Chad, you have a reason to feel all messed up. Especially with those migrains. Ouch those hurt. I'm sorry, I shouldn't be picking on people but you know I don't see how life is that bad. I wake up in the morning, get ready for the day (shower, brush my teeth, read my bible, stuff like that) and take on the day. Everyone is entitled to their bad days but...having like 800 of them is just pathetic. Really, I feel sorry for you guys. Hmm...Now I feel mean. I apologize, maybe you do have a right to be mad and depressed. But instead of ranting about the same thing over and over and OVER again (ex. Geoff not having a girl), do something about it or forget about it. lol. I dunno, maybe I'm so happy because I came back from summer camp and had a good God experience and that really got me out of my depressed time but...whatever. I have to go make a few phone calls. BE HAPPY!! :D

8/7/02
yeah this is Stef now. I really have nothing in particular to rant about I'm just bored. I really hope that I can fully function without having to down a bottle of asprin tomorrow. This stupid cold is killing me. I really hate being sick. Maybe if the stupid world stopped wasting billions of dollars on trying to save african tree ants and stupid crap like that, we would be medically advanced enough to prevent or treat this crap. Yeah so I'm going to Valley Fair tomorrow with my church. Everyone wants me to go on the stupid Power Tower. I've been on the dumb ride already and see no reason why I should have to prove to everyone I can take it (AGAIN!) and end up soiling myself. Yes i admit the ride scares the crap out of me. But really what use is it to send human beings plummeting from almost 300 ft in the air? Its not like thats fun! Its not even the drop that bugs me its the anticipation of it. That is not a fun feeling so for all those idiots out there who ride that ride like its Jesus or something and....oh nevermind I can't even think of something witty to end that statement with. You know what else really just makes me want to hurt someone? All this dating crap. Everyone is trying to find someone to be with (and yes I'm included)and their are plenty of decent guys around but we (us girls) can't seem to accept that those are the options and there really is no perfect guy. Even though I've noticed this I still can't seem to come to grips with that reality myself. I've had a couple of nice guys like me in the past year but I just can't seem to let all the 'little things' go to make me take that final step. Then I think a real 'winner' comes along and he turns out to be like the worst thing I could've picked.(i.e see my past relationships...) Oh well. I'd rather be a nun anyway.... :(

8/7/02
Howdy doody.... This isn't Stef, it's Nelle. I just wanted to say something. Stef's mom SUCKS SOOOOO much!!! Ugh!!! You don't even KNOW how much hard work it was to create those videos!!! I had to slick my hair back into a mullet so many times I can't even count. Man, I had eyeliner on my teeth and that stuff SUCKS to get off. And it taste like rotten poop. Not just poop...ROTTEN POOP!!! UGH!!! I had to sit with greasy tanner on my face for like an hour. You don't even know!!! I'm just now getting the grease off my face. And how in the world am I ever supossed to get the punkinbar dance back?? This sucks more monica lewinsky back when clinton was president. GRRR you don't even know how mad this makes me. Thats it. I REFUSE to slick my hair back into a mullet ever again. No more funny videos. You deleted them, now you will never see funny videos again!!! AHHHHH!!!!!

8/5/02
Well my first rant (no that was not me who wrote the entry on 8/4 thank you very much CHAD!) is going to be pretty pathetic. I spent today sitting in bed wasting a perfectly nice summer day being violently sick. I actually thought being sick might be nice for a change considering I havent slept in for the entire summer but NOOOO! As David and Chad would say 'that would make too much sense' No I woke up at 6:00 am with my stupid dog whining to go outside. Does anyone else in my family CARE that i'm on the verge of death and give me a break by letting the dumb dog out themselves??? NOOO! Then I had a coughing attack and got no mercy to just die and couldn't go back to sleep. So I watched talk shows all day. Really....what is with all the 350 lb prostitutes these days??? Not that I'm some skinny know it all but really...what are guys thinking? So if being sick in the first place wasn't enough I was blessed by seeing more rolls fall out of a prostitutes shirt then you'd see in a swedish bakery. Finally I was drugged up enough to doze off and you know what? MY FRICKEN NEIGHBOR DECIDES TO MOW HIS LAWN!! And they have no ordinary lawnmower...this is like the first gas mower ever designed so naturally it had to bring my already aching head to the equivalence of bashing it with a sledgehammer. I did get a laugh when Chad sent me an email mocking my incredibly ignorant and stupid ex boyfriend AND when I listened to Nelle have her 20 minute nervous breakdown about my bia mom erasing all our priceless movies from our hard-drive. What would I do without friends??

8/4/02
I pee my bed every night. Then, I shoot up with canola oil.
-chad