Bring the bwucking ruckus Andre!! I didn't want to drive for 2 major reasons: 1) I HATE driving down town!!!! 2) It was Sadies, and I wanted to be pampered a bit, ok?! I ALWAYS drive EVERYONE EVERYWHERE!!! Don't EVEN complain to me about not driving for one bwucking night!!! p.s. LITTERBOX BLOWS DONKEY!!! Let's see when YOU get a car and people beg YOU to drive, ok? Chad realized what I meant once HE got his, you should try to get your lisence, sounds like a plan to me! You think that I am cheap?! You want a bwucking piece of this? I pay my phone bill, and my insurance, and my food, and other shit like that. What gives YOU the right to call or insinuate that I am cheap?! How fucking dare you!! If this was any other dance or occassion, I would have done EVERYTHING!! You should now that! So exqueeze me if I took one night off from driving and BUYING everything, and what not!! I still bought the shirts!! I have never read anything that insulting since I heard Dene call my laugh ugly! Whatever, I will deal with this in a later rant. I don't feel like wasting my any more of my time on this bullshit subject. If anyone wants to read that rant about me, then go to Andre's site: andrekuhn.tripod.com/dre. Well, hopefully I won't be constipated after reading that and leave you a lovely little...POOP!
Last night was really fun...and worth the 3 hrs. of sleep that I got. Sadies was fun, I had a great time, thanks Marissa, Stef, and Chad. It was fun seeing all the people that I haven't seen for a while...well, there were a few exceptions. Like Death By Willard, all 3 of those little bitches were there! I almost killed myself, especially when thought about the fact that there were 3 girls that were dumb enough to ask them to Sadies...or anywhere for that matter. Chad and I just sat there and moaned evertime we saw their stank faces. I think they know who we are, because Chad e-mailed them a song that we wrote about them and how dumb they are. They were giving us their dumb "Uuuhh, look at me, I'm all hard and bad ass, and can't rap or be on beat to save my worthless pothetic life" glare that I just had to moan more at. Thank the good Lord that I didn't see Dene. Martin told me that he saw her, so naturally I start to seizure and scream. I didn't see her, but just the thought of being in the same room as that dumb bia really made me sick. I didn't see Andrea Erben thank G-d. I heard that she was supposed to go with David Alf...HOW DARE SHE GO WITH SOMEONE WITH THE SAME NAME AS ME!!! That was a big enough insult as it is, then someone said that she would probably be drunk too. The moaning went on for a long time. The fact that I almost had to see her...uuurrrrggg. The amount of people I liked out weighed the number of people I despised. Even though I didn't see the first one, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets was really cool. Some of the characters really pissed me off. Like that dumb little slicked back blonde headed bitch!! I can't remember the names of too many of the characters, but that one, urg! I just wanted to just into the movie, kick his ass, and then ejoy the rest of the movie with out him! And his Dad, same dumb person, but older and long white hair...which might as well have been slicked back because he was so dumb! Despite some of the more annoying characters, I really liked it, and I didn't think that I would. I have to see the first one, because Chad said that was even better than this one. And, yes, I am also going to rent...or buy Lord Of the Rings The Fellowship of the Ring. I was kind of against seeing it, but I have to. It won't be a bad movie. I hope it's all that it's crackered up to be. I am in school, I have already had 1 class, and now I am going to the next. About an hour after I get home, I have to work...for 7 hours! That's ok, I don't have to work on tomarrow (Sat.), so I am sleeping in. Oh, maybe I should try some more recepies (spelling). I am gonna go to my Psych class now...have a great and wholesome...POOP!
Nelle, usually when you say something like..."don't you think you should stop..." it usually means that you are asking the person to stop, but I am not gonna get into that right, I have worse things to rant about. Like Dene, just kidding...maybe. I totally forgot what I was going to rant about. Well, for some odd reason the screen on the computer I am using turned blue. It started blinking, then it turned baby blue. The computer next to me did do that. That's funny as Hell. Last night after work was fun. Nothing special happened, Chad and I just hung out...it was fun. Oh yeah! You know those hats that are like winter hats, but they have a bill? Yeah, well some guy in my math class was wearing it...to the side!! There is NO WAY that he's passing that class. He doesn't do ANYTHING in there but look cool. I haven't once seen him raise his hand, say an answer, or look at his book! Whatever, anyway I have to go to dance today. I don't mind too much, but I am gonna be beat in the morning. The only thing that I don't like about the ballet class I have today, is that there are about 8 people in it. I hate big classes like that. I hope only a few people show up. The screen just got darker. And now darker, wow this is weird. Good thing it's not as dark as Dene's soul (if she has one), becuase then I couldn't even see my reflection in the screen. Anyway, I hope all who is sick...DIES!!! Just kidding, I hope yall get better soon! So top feeling like...POOP!
Nelle, (no offence), A: It happened more than a year ago. B: Why the Hell would anyone say something like that?! C: I will ALWAYS talk shit about Dene. She IS a bia and dumb and you know, all that other bad stuff. Sorry Nelle, but no, I will not stop talking about Dene. And Stef, I didn't say you guys forgot about me, I said that's probably what would have happened because of the day I was having...good job paying attention to what you read. Our shirts for Sadies are hilarious!! I am pretty excited, we are gonna have a blast!! I am excited to be cooked for by girls my age. That's gonna be tiggs! Oh, and calzones are AWESOME!! GREAT choice you guys!! There's only one thing about hanging out Thursday before Saides...I have a hair cut appointment at 5:15PM. We can hang out till then, but you guys probably don't wanna wait for me while I am getting my hair cut. We'll talk about it later. So, I have a dumb person story for you that happened RIGHT in front of my eyes. Someone was pulling out of a parking spot, and another person was waiting for them to leave. The person waiting was a little Asian GIRL in a Ford.......F 150 Heavy Duty truck. It gets better. She pulls into the spot, and hits the car parked in front of her. STUPID BWUCKING PEOPLE!!! There is no way that she needed that stupid truck. I don't mind when people have truck that they haul stuff in, but when it is a dumb teenage girl who looks like she has never lifted anything besides make-up and a cell phone, or has done any hard work (i.e. construction, etc) shouldn't have a bwucking truck!! Well, now I am going to lunch, then Comp. class, then to meet my good friend John and give him a nice big...POOP!
Today has been pretty crappy so far. I didn't have school, but my body still felt like waking up at 8:00AM, then I was just sitting around on my ass nice and relaxed. I went to make myself some eggs, and I kept spilling them! I suck at everything...except hating Dene, I am pretty good at that, almost as good as she is ugly. After my decent eggs, I took a nice long shower, then left he house to go to the bank at around 11:00AM. I was expecting Chad to call soon, so I thought that I would keep myself occupied with erands. The bank was closed, so I had to pull cash. Chad didn't call, so went to Grand Shanghai for lunch, I was there until 12:30, by then Chad was supposed to call 1 1/2 hrs ago. It is now 1:10PM, and he still hasn't called. From the conversation we had yesterday, I got the impression that we were gonna hang out and watch Ginger Snaps, but I guess not. It's a good thing that today blows donkey, otherwise I would have to have fun on my day off, and why the Hell would I want that? I am supposed to hang out with Stef, Marissa, and Chad to go shopping, but the way that things are going today, they will ALL probably forget about me. I guess I will just go to work 4 hrs early, there's nothing else to do. Oh, and if any of you bitch at Martin again for using my ideas, shut-the-bwuck-up!! I thought it was hilarious, and I think that it's cool that someone thought that my humor was good enough to use. Thank you Martin! I am gonna go cry now, cuz no one cares, and because no one cares I am gonna go...POOP!
Yesterday was OK. I didn't hang out with anyone, and that's cool. I actually didn't mind staying home for once. I went to dinner with my Dad, Mom, Grandma, Grandpa, and Jeremy. It was great food. We went to this kind of nicer place called Jax. I had a Beef Tendeloine Fillet, mashed potatoes, green beans, clam chowder, onion rings with a beer mustard sauce, artichoke dip, and for dessert a chocolate Bailey's peice of cake/torte. The only thing that really sucked was a conversation about my future. My Grandparents (who don't have a diploma between them) started lecturing me about how I should get a Bachlore's instead of just my AA in cooking. So, they weren't supporting me at all there, and they said that I couldn't make shit for money as a chef, but they're wrong. Average starting wage, I heard, was $45,000/yr. Granted that isn't as much as they make, it is pretty good for a single male right out of school. I can only go up from there. Anyway, Jeremy said, "Doesn't he always have a spot at MedSearch?" and my Grandma replied "NO!" Well, there goes the idea of doing what I have always wanted to do. They kept contridicting themselves too. I will rant about that shit later. Guess what? I actually quit the Frat. I just couldn't deal with it. I talked to my Dad about it and he said that if I didn't miss it when I was not there, it probably didn't mean anything to me. And, I think that he is right. I am not even willing to not hang out with my friends for the Frat anymore. I would much rather be with the same 3 people the whole weekend, than a Frat for a party. The parties aren't even worth it anymore. The main reason I joined was to meet girls (particularly Jewish) and they went for my Frat. brothers, so bwuck dat!! Anyway, I think that I will be happier with out the Frat, because all it really did was make me stress out bad. I am really excited for MCTC, especially if my granparents stop shooting my dreams in the pee hole. Speeking of cooking, I made a couple of Potibella mushrooms with shallots, garlic, olive oil, and white wine. My fingers still smell like garlic after washing them like 30 times...and showering (which I haven't done for a week). I really don't want to go to Comp. class today. I just wanna chill. I have to work until 7:00 tonight too. Wow that blows Dene...EEEWWW!!! Wow I wish I didn't say that, that's horrible...because she probably does have a penis...be still my throbbing erection. I think that I should really stop talking about Dene like that...it's disgusting!! I feerted... and it still smells better than Dene. I am sitting here just giggling to myself right now. It's a good thing that no one cares what I do..and yes, I am being serious. Apparently, for Sadies, my brother has to wear the thing that women used to wear to get their stomaches flat and boobs bigger looking. It's a good thing that I got to have a good time at Sadies last...oh, that's right, I was told that 3 girls wanted to ask me, but none of them did!! And I was with Andrea Walker for my Junior Sadies, and all she did was move her hips back side to side talking to someone else, while I tried to compete with Anthony Galloway. I had no friends Freshman and Sophomore year, so I didn't go to any dances. Believe it or not, even LESS girls were interested in me those years. I know, I know, you're thinking "How could that even be humanly possible. A negetive amount of girls already don't like you, how did you manage even less?" The answer to your question is: I was even cooler back then, than I am now. Pretty hard to believe, I know. I hope that everyone has fun at Sadies this year. It would've been fun for me, but you heard why it wasn't. Come on guys (Chad, especially), it's one of the only times that the girl does everything...even buys you a shirt/outfit. We don't buy them outfits for dances...TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS GREAT OPPERTUNITY!!! Well, now that I talked about dancing, I wanna go to the club this weekend and see all of those friends too. I have had those friends for over a year now, that's kinda cool. Oh wow, I have been going to clubs for a long time...and I still have yet to find a girl that interested in me, or that will even dance with me, and not flock to my friends. Oh well, that's how life is, unfair, and hates me. That's ok, I am glad that I have friends at all. Well, this rant was pretty long, because I am bored, and now I have to pee, and maybe add a pinch of...POOP!
It's a good thing that no one...especially Chad is ranting, otherwise we might have something to entertain us. Anyway, The CIA is the same price as Le Cordon Bleu. So I am going to Minneapolis Community and Technical College (MCTC)...hopefully. OOAL just started rehersals for the new show, Cinderella. It is going to be in early March (the 3rd, I think). I am the King. I think that is hilarious because my name is David...get it? King David? Nevermind, I thought it was pretty funny/ironic. I can't really think of much to rant about right now, so I will leave you with the usual...POOP!
First of all, HAPPY HALLOWEEN! I am not doing anything special, well, I am not doing anything at all. Anyway, I am NOT goig to Le Cordon Bleu (real spelling, wow was I off), because it is $36,000.00 to go for 15 months (you get your degree by then). So, we are now looking at CIA. I hope this will be almost as good. Anyway, it's a good thing that I stayed home all night after dance, otherwise I wouldn't know what to do. I asked like 5 people from dance if they wanted to eat with me, but they all had to do stuff...like sleep, whatever. My hands are almost as paralised from the cold right now, than they would be if I saw Dene. Actually, if I saw Dene they would probably cut themselves off, and run for the hills, where here boobs MIGHT not reach...but that would have to be Mount Everast. Besides no one ranting, I don't have too much to rant about...oh wait, yes I do. Here is my schedule for my dance rehearsals: Sat. Nov. 2nd 4-9PM, Sat. Nov. 9th 1-4PM, Sat Nov. 16th 4-9PM, Sat. Nov. 23rd 4-9PM, Sat. Nov. 30th 4-6PM, Sat. Dec. 7th 4-9PM, Sun. Dec. 8th 12-4PM, Sat. Dec. 21st 4-9PM, Sun. Dec. 22nd 12-4PM, Sun. Dec. 29th 12-4PM. Now, that's not that bad, but I work at 8:15PM and/or 9:30PM until 3:30PM every one of those Saturdays. No late night fun for David. Oh well, as long as I have time to conduct that experiment, and play Time Splitters 2, then I will be ok. All Chad and I do now, is play that game. We have gotten pretty far on it. That game is really addicting...ly arousing. Speeking of which, when we play multiplayer co-op missions, I am always the girl...damn am I hott!! The girls in that game are all hott with big boobs and tight asses...it's hilarious. I tell Chad to check me out all the time, it's pretty funny. Wait! In one mission, when we were robots, he was the girl, and I was this huge killing-machine...THAT was awesome! Some of the characters in that game are so dumb looking! Like in this one mission, Chad was this guy who looked like he could have been the white Shaft..It was hilarious! The monsters/aliens in that game are ugly as...well, maybe not AS ugly as Dene, but pretty damn close!! I really don't have too much more to rant about. I can't wait til Stef is ungrounded so Chad, her, Annie, and I can all hang out again...wait, Stef took down the trampompoline, I guess I can wait till summer to hang out with her...hehehehe. I wish my girlfrie...I hope the next girlfriend I have has one, that would be tiggs mcbouncy! I think that I am going to go over to the Sammy's house and tell Alex (the president) that I can't do this. It's too much right now...or maybe ever. If I get invited to parties I'll go, but otherwise, I don't want to pay $450.00 per semister to be in it, you know? I don't have anything funny to say...sorry. My rants aren't that funny any more are they? Maybe if I cut off my penis and acted all femanin and typed lisps in, then it would be funny. I mean, as I said before, right now all my penis is good for is peeing, and who the bwuck wants to do that..granted it can be satisfying, it takes up time and effort, that I just don't feel like I can commit to right now...especially being in a Frat at the same time, and yes I too like run on sentinces. I am going to check my mail and then sleep in my car like the bum I am, then go to class. I have to visit Buon Giorno because everyone, or some people are dressed up for Halloween=-) YAY! Big gulps huh? welp see ya later!...POOP!
I am really excited. I am going to CEB today to look at it. Wanna know something cool? The guy who is going to guide me on my tour, and says who should or should not get in, eats at Grand Shanghai all the time!! My mom called to check it out and told him that I work in the food business and where, and he knew who I was!! Tiggs mcgetting-in. Anyway, I hope that I can hang out with friends today/tonight. I am in a good mood. I FINALLY got my paper done, and it seems to be pretty good. I made some pretty good potatoes last night. Anyway, Chad and I are going to conduct an experiment soon. I, or we, is or are, going to go to the Mall 'o' America soon, looking all thugish, and see how many girls we or I pick up. I did it once, and I got a few lookers, but didn't get picked up. Oh man, speaking of girls, I had such a weird dream. I was fuckin...just kidding. Janelle called me up while I was in this haunted (really, not a ride) house and tells me that Samantha wants me back. I cheered and was happy in the dream, I probably would in real life too, if she spoke to me and would tell what was wrong. Besides not teling me what I did, or didn't, do wrong, she was the best g/f I have had. I have only 3 semi-serious ones, but she was the best. Anyway, I got up this morning, totally in the zone. I was like, "Urg, brush teeth, pee, get dressed, school." I forgot me watch, Jewish star necklace, ring, and GLASSES!! It sucks to read this screen. Oh yeah, about that nameless person (I know who you are), sorry but WhATEVER! Why on Earth would you do something like that to your best friend?! That boggled my mind! I couldn't even think about doing that to Chad, or Stef! That just REALLY pissed me off. I know I am late on ranting about this, but this is the first time that I have had time, and remembered before I was done ranting. Why can't you let them do whatever it is they do...or don't do? I am gonna stop ranting about that, because I don't want to hear how it was a mistake, and that you're sorry. Why did you do that in the first place? That's pretty much what I want to know. Anyway, sorry about not calling you Stef, I will tonight, even if I'm with Chad, and we're playing video games...which I hope we are. DAMN Time Splitters 2 is fun, holy beef cake!! Oh yeah, because of wrestling, I have another rugburn on my forehead, the same spot that I had my last one. Fine, whatever, I thought it was funny! I think that Chad, and I and whoever else should wrestle 3 times a week, do you know how good that would be for us? We would get strong as Hell. YAY! A fun way of losing weight, and gaining muscle!! My favorite way of loosing wait is to...POOP!
Well, I read that stupid ass letter. What a bwucking idiot!! I don't even think that I have to rant that much about him. NO ONE CARES!!! Anyway, I almost quit the Frat., but they talked me into staying, but I don't realy want to. I mean, when I am not there I don't want to, but when I am there, I do want to. You know that feeling? Yeah, it sucks, like how ugly Dene's face is. The Frat. bro. who took that girl apparently didn't know what the deal was with her, so whatever. She didn't even know my name that dumb bitch!! It is more her falt than his, so I am not going to hold it against him. I am going to hold it against myself for repelling girls all the time. That gets me so down, I try to be so nice to people, and I get fucked over...this is why I am judgemental, because I know that the girl will go for my friends instead of me anyway. And that if I do meet a guy and try to be cool with him, he will be as dumb as he looked. Whatever, I have like 5-7 good friends and I don't need too many more, if any at all. It's too bad that Cry Cry took himself out of the group...for a girl!!! DAMNIT! I hate it when people lose friends or become not as good of friends because of girls, holy shit!!! Anyway, the women who wanted to buy the car got in some huge legal thing and has to give a lawyer a down payment of $1500.00. If anyone wants a good condition 1992 Cadillac DeVille, tell me or my friends, and it's yours for $2000.00!! yay (cricket, cricket). Time Splitters 2 is the coolest game ever!!! I am actually good at it, and I LOVE IT!!! Screw having a girlfriend, all I need is a Game Cube, Time Splitters 2 and a good friend. I was thinking about how much bad stuff happens to me sometimes, and wow it sucks. I won't go into detail, but yeah, you get the picture. I am SO excited...I am going to go to Cort Eu Bleu (CEB) (spelling...French) for cooking...or the Culenary Institute of the Arts (CIA). Hopefully everything will work out in my life. I won't get my hopes up though, because life just waits for opportunities like this to pee all over me, and laugh, then flirt with me, then go make out with some other dumb guy...and laugh at me some more. So, on Chad's last night at the theatre, some couple drove up in a Daewoo, got tickets to see My Big Fat Greek Wedding, then, after passing the sign, looking at for a second, asked Chad if the door in front of them to the MAIN FLOOR, was the entrance to the main floor theatre. Wow, no bwucking wonder they own a Daewoo, hopefully people like that will be discontinued. Well, I feel better, and 20 pound lighter after my...POOP!
Well, I thought I ranted yesterday, but I guess not. Well, I am selling the Caddy, but it has a problem that I have to fix, so I will do that today...I think. I am only selling it for $2,000.00. But the money is mine...hopefully. Anyway, I was saying yesterday, when I didn't save my rant, WHATEVER STEF!! I already said, "what goes around, comes around". But we will discuss this later (well, I will rant about it later). I made such a good pasta yesterday=-) Even Chad thought it was good. It was a Vodka cream pasta sauce with Rigatoni noodles. It had Vodka, tomatoes, onions, garlic, salt, pepper, basil and heavy cream. Wow, it was the first thing that I have made EVERY part to. My mom was in the kitchen with me to guide me and give me hints, but I did everything=-) Wow I'm cool. I almost had Chad last night in wrestling! I CAN'T WIN. I throw him around the entire time, and I ALWAYS lose!! The only 4 people I ever beaten were: Cry Cry (3 of 5 times), Jack, Grant, and Tom. I didn't even wrestle Nathan, we wouldn't allow that match. Anyway, guess what? GIRLS SUCK!! I will be single for the rest of my life!!! I was at a Frat party called Heaven and Hell. I was in Hell with everyone (the dance floor, cuz it's REALLY hot down there), and this girl (pretty hott) just starts dancing with me. I give her and her friend wrist bands to go to Heaven after Hell. Heaven is the upstairs all nice and decerated and cool (temp. wise). So later (in Hell still) I see her making out with one of my Frat. brothers!! BWUCK YOU BIA!! And for Heaven she was all over him, and my Frat bro. comes up to me and says, "Sorry, she chose me." What the bwuck ever!!! And then I found out that her friend left! You know what?! FUCK YOU ALL!! I might leave the Frat (no, not because of that) because I don't want to go to the U of M. I want to go to the Colinary Institute of the Arts (CIA)...to cook. Anyway, there was a hott girl next to me, but she was probably a bitch..oops, I mean, I'm being tolerant and not judging. She was good looking, therefor she must be a good person=-) Anyway, I will probably be back, but until then...POOP!
Alright Stef, bring the ruckus. NO, I don't look at a hott girl and think "Damn I wanna tap dat!" WRONG AGAIN Stef! I would judge her just like I judged that guy! And YES, it is different when someone would think shit of me BECAUSE of my RELIGION (your example). And guess what?! I HAVE been judged for being a male dancer and I don't care!! I don't want to meet those people anyway! People judge me off the bat, that's why I repel girls, they think..."Oh look at him, that ugly fat fuck. He's probably a dork." So bwucking there!!! I don't care if I am judged, because I know I am! OK?! What goes around, comes around. People do that to me, and I do that to people! Chad and I have yet to be been proven wrong! (not to sound cocky, even though I know I did). Anyway, on a lighter note: Congrats Martin for your new car! I won't bash on it. Just be glad you didn't get a 2003. The tail lights go all the way across the back...like the early 90's Camrys, but it looks good on those. The 2003 Crapeliers are even worse than any previous model. By the way, is it a stick or auto? Just curious. Oh, and by the way, your rant was bwucking hilarious!! As you, reader, may have guessed, I am still single. Probably for the reasons above, but I don't care! There are no more good people in this world, so what's the point of populating it? Even if my kids, if have them, were to turn out cool, there would be no point. This world has gone to a poopier place. Let's all just make fun of everything, we'll all be a lot happier. Oh, and the thing is, even though I judge, I won't not meet a person if they are formally introduced to me, I just don't go up to people and see how cool they are or more likely aren't. I won't meet someone if Dene tries to introduce us. That would be no good. Her boobs would probably be in my way anyway. Stupid bitch, why hasn't nature weeded people like that out yet?! Oh, yeah, there's too much of her so it will take a while (especially for her boobs and ass and thighs and nast!). Sorry, but reading Stef's rant first thing in the morning wasn't a good idea. Sorry Stef, I love you too, more than you will know (or at least more than Chad will know), but that really pissed me off, and I know that my rant did the same for you. So I am sorry, but I WON'T stop judging people. Well, I'll TRY to be tolerant...only if Chad does. Chad lets be tolerant together!! But not of Dene, hate her all you want!! Well, I will leave you with a tolerant, so please don't judge it,...POOP!
Well, I don't know what the bwuck that stupid title is about...thanks Chad. Anyway, Chad, Stef, Annie, Ashley, and I were at the Mall of America. We saw some kid at Burger King that had REALLY baggy and saggy jeans, big red jersey, and his hat to the side and up. Chad and I made fun of hima and cringed. The girls were like..."Oh, he's SO cute, go talk o him Annie!" Ok, whatever! Then we, Chad and I, got snapped at by woesboy about how judgemental we are. So bwucking what?! MAYBE we will stop when we are proven wrong! But until then...suck the cheese!! Anyway, I will rant later. I am REALLY tired, and have too...POOP!
Well, I'm back...sorry. Well, there isn't really that much to rant about, but being single. The only reason I hate being single so much is that I miss that feeling of looking into a girl's eyes and kissing her because I love her so much. Cuddling was great, and so was falling asleep in eachothers' arms. I am now talking about Samantha. When our relationship was at it's strongest, it was the best I had ever had. Well, time for me to rant and be funny at the same time. I FINALLY tore up those bwucking pictures of Andrea Erben. Damnit, that bitch pisses me off SO bwucking badly now!! What a fake little bitch!! "Oh,I'm not ready for a relationship, I just wanna have fun...with your best friend! Lets call him, do mind driving me there...then leaving us alone to bang like wild monkeys trying to repopulate the area?" What the bwuck ever, you stupid bitch!! Anyway, I was stuck behind this dumb Daewoo station wagon...I though that I saw Dene in it, but it was an old woman with implants...still not as big as Shene's, it must've been the light. I was accelerating at a normal speed, and the Daewoo was 2 blocks behind me when I looked for it. I have a hole in the crotch of my favorite pants=-( Oh well, easy access...but for what? Oh yeah, chopping my penis because I have no use for it anyway!! Well, I am having lunch with my grandma and seeing a movie tomor...today, so I gotta sleep and...POOP!