I just read Stef's rant. Holy shit people suck!! Dumb women in their dumb SUVs talking on their dumb cell phones, in their dumb KIAS! How much dumber can this world going to possibly get? Ok, Chad and I went to the Good Charlotte/No Doubt concert and it rocked!! Unfortunately there was this opening bacd called The Distillers. The only thing they distilled was our IQ, or now lack there of. There were 4 people that didn't piss us off, a happy couple holding eachother instead of raping eachother, and 2 guys who were just kind of there. There was a 10 yr old girl wearing a plad skirt and a white shirt, and she had neon green hair!! Then there were these Freshman pieces of shit, who thought they were cool because the girl looked (or tried to) like Avril Levine, not to mention the fact that she was chained to her boyfriend. They also brought Carrot Top's little brother apparently. Some girl started booty dancing (or seizuring, I couldn't tell) when EVERYONE esle was moshing. Stupid people. Down in the mosh pit there was this guy with a Bret Favre or Farve however you spell it, jersey on!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STATE!!! There was this girl who caked on her make up/glitter so much, you could see your reflection in it! Chad and I cringed at everything, especially The Distillers. You have to hear them, they're horrible. Oh yeah, when Good Charlotte went on stage some dumb bitch sat down next to me and asked who was playing. If you're at a concert when Good Charlotte is playing, you better know who the bwuck they are, cuz they were awsome live!! I might see the Good Charlotte concert at The Quest...I hope, and want. Stupid bitch that asked me that, get the BWUCK out of my state!!! Go join cheese packer in Wisconsin with The Distillers while all of your IQs get distilled to NOTHING! I am the most tired that I have been in a long time. I almost fell asleep in class today, like everyday in Math. I know that Andrea likes No Doubt, so I hope she wasn't there!! Just knowing that I was within 3 miles of her would have pissed me off! And the same goes for Shene!! Whatever you BWUCKING BIAS!! No one cares!! Get out of my state!! Well, I actually have to do some work, so I'll...POOP!
Well, I just heard that the world is coming to an even worse end than believed. Ford is coming out with a 350hp Focus. The fact that Ford even had the idea for that is absolutely horrible. I can not even fathum how many dumb people are going to kill themselves and others. It's horrible. The original Focus couldn't even go 0-60mph. The 350hp one will probably go 0-60 in MAYBE 20 min. But before then, the pumped with steroids hamster will die of a heart attack, causing everything to implode. And I, in my nice new Ultimate Celica (concept car) with 500hp, will be laughing at that dumb ass unFocus after being bored at the funish line after an hr. I can't wait to get a Celica (especially that one). Toyota is bringing back the Supra. Now it looks like a 2 door new Camry, but MUCH MUCH sportier. It will be a V6 single or twin turbo, or an optional V8 twin turbo. It competes with the Lotis V8 twin turbo (VERY fast car). So EAT IT you STUPID bwucking American made piece of shit cars!! Toyota will rule once again!! (even though it never stopped, and American cars have always sucked). Well, I am gonna go to my car relax for about 45 min. and go to psych. then I have an hr break, then I will go to comp...POOP!
I found a few things to bitch about. I can't burn my songs that took 20 min. to download for some bucked up reason. DAMNIT that shit pisses me off. There is NO point to downloading music if I can't listen to it in the car (cuz that's pretty much where I live). I was Courtney's party on Sat. Annie (Woes Boy) wanted to dance with me, so after there was some good dance music on, we did. After 2 seconds she said that I looked like someone else, who will remain nameless, when I danced. I didn't dance the rest of the night. I can't believe that I look like this kid when I danced... I THOUGHT that I was a decent dancer, but I guess not. Anyway, Bill gave me directions to the party on an upside down pink triangle, whatever Bill!! At least I am comfortable with my sexuality and masculinity! Anyway, I was having lunch in the cafeteria and they were playing 50's music, I looked at someone I didn't know and we laughed, it was bucking hilarious!! I still think that it sucks being single, but whatever! I still want to know why some guys were chosen instead of me. I know that I am not G-d's gift to women, but compared to some of these guys, I am. They suck! It's really depressing that stupid people are happy. I guess ignorance is bliss...so is not having a personality, or having anything worth while for that matter. These dumb guys have nothing to offer the world, neither do some of these girls, holy crap they're dumb...and fake. I can't stand that! Chad and Stef are lucky as Hell to have eachother! And so far, they are the only couple that hasn't made out in my back seat while I am driving them home or something! That pisses me off SO much! Let's see, the list...Brett (I think a few times), Charlie (3 times, different girls each time), when I took like 7 people to the club, and the people in back had to lap, the guys got lap dances while I felt used for my car! BUCK I HATE THAT TOO! I have been used SO much for my car! All those people who have used me for it, are not my friends anymore and will NEVER ride in it again! You know who else pisses me off? Andrea Erben, that bitch would lead me on, then treat me like shit! Always talked about other guys when she KNEW that I liked her! You piece of soulless, Dance Spectrum bitch, POOP!!!!! Why the BUCK did you do that shit to me? Here's a fun little story!!! Brett and I were over at Andrea's house and Claudia was there. While we were watching a movie Andrea and Claudia decided to get butt naked ( they had sheets over themselvesm that's all). So, I was lying on the couch, and Brett was in the chair, Claudia straddles him, and Andrea sits across the room from me. Then Claudia gets off of Brett, then Andrea straddles him, then Claudia sits across the room from me. I am glad now that I didn't do anything to them, but at the time, it was like I wasn't there. They were trading off which one straddles Brett next, and I watched the movie. I repel girls like I am the Elephant Man or something. Whatever, I'd rather have meaningfull play than that bull shit! WHATEVER!! I am happier with my REAL friends now anyway, so buck you bia!!! I have to go to class and...POOP!
Well, I know you all are really tired of reading this, but damnit Chad's a good friend!! He puts up with EVERYTHING that I do, and still hangs out with me. I have never in my life had such a truly good friend like him. I mean, I have had my fair share of good friends, but he's at the top of the list. He probably doesn't want me with him when he's with Stef all the time, but there I am, being my stupid annoying self, and who's still there? Chad. Not to mention those other special (wheel chair) friends=-) I want to thank all of you SO much for being there for me, and hanging out with me, and being such good friends. Anyway, now for something that you will shoot yourself for knowing (I did). Dodge is making a 215 horse power NEON! A Neon with 215hp has got to explode as you step on the gas (just like any other Neon, but this explosion's bigger). What the Hell is wrong with people? Who the Hell (besides Dene) is gonna even THINK about that piece of bull honkey!!! AAAAAHHHH!! The world is NOW officially coming to an end. An even worse end than Dene's hair when it is frizzed out!! (or even just existant). Whatever Shene! Anyway, I really don't have much to rant about, I am STILL single, but I don't hate it as much as I used to, only when I see happy couples. Oh, and woes boy is being dumb, sorry, but it's true, I still like her, but damnit! GET OVER HIM!! I know you THINK you are, but REALLY be over him. We will all be happier that way, especially you. Yeah, I am not being too funny now, I am sorry, I am in a serious mood, but not as serious as I hate Dene, damn that would be serious. I need a bucking cable modem, my connection sucks! I am trying to download music right now, and it takes about 20 or so min. a song. Well I will leave you with what I left in the toilet 10 min. ago (w/o flushing)...POOP!
Yesterday kinda blew Donkey. I did NOTHING until I THOUGHT I was gonna go to dance, but then my tap teacher (president of OOAL) told me that she needed a Theatre teacher. I got to teach funny little 2+3 graders (all girls). I also had the not so pleasure of teaching the 6+7graders (all girls),,,DAMNIT! They are already stupid, stuck up bitches who don't listen for shit! G-D DAMNIT! WHATEVER!! The world is going to Hell...not just a normal Hell, a stuck up "I'm better than you", big bia Hell! Whatever world! Anyway, after that I had fun. I hung out with Brett, and we went to Fuddruckers, 1/3 lb hot dog...that was SO good. You know those vending machines with little cheap toys? Well there was one there called "Homies" (in grafiti lettering) with a whole bunch of these stereotypical black ghetto people. They are awesome!! I bought Chad one that has a bottle in a brown paper lunch bag in his hand and ina blue Fubu-like outfit REALLY baggy. Mine has a huge smile on his face, a little triangular beard, white beater and huge jeans. Then after that we went to chill with woesboy, that pretty fun too. Anyway, I am hungry, so I am gonna get something to eat, probably...POOP!
I am sitting at home because I thought that the gang was gonna get together (and bust a cap in this piece), but I guess not. They want me to go to the Central Homecoming game tonight, but if they don't call I won't go. Man, I am gonna sit here bored off my ass until 5:30PM when I have dance. Stef even asked if I was doing anything today, and I said no, not until 5:30PM. Hmm, I wonder if THEY FORGOT THAT I HAVE DANCE? Anyway, I am pretty pissed, please don't say that you wanna hang then not call me. I have NOTHING to do right now, G-D DAMN I am bored!! So I am just gonna sit here and bitch about nothing because I am THAT bored, whatever!! I HATE sitting on the computer with NOTHING else to do but pee or poop! DAMN IT!! Did I mention that I DON'T CARE DENE, G-D DAMNIT!! WHAT THE BUCK EVER! Anyway, I thought I was doing stuff today, I guess not. WHATEVER CHAD!!! Don't go to the game with us!! UUURRGG! THAT SUCKS!! Stef, why did you have to convince him not to go?? Oh well, I guess you need your "alone" time, even though you are babysitting. Whatever, I am not that mad, I just bored as Hell, just in case I didn't mention that before. I have nothing funny to say. Hm, good thing I am not too hyper, WHATEVER!!! Dumb girls!! Enough of that. Well, I still hate Dene more than I am hyper and pissed and bored at the same time! Whatever Kia! HAHAHAHA, guess what?!?! Daewoo went out of buisness!! HAHAHAHA!!! That's what you get for making crap cars (and toasters). I saw a Daewoo and it's hood (just the front) looked like a crumpled piece of paper. I thought that a plastic sandwich bag hit it at 2 miles per hour. I am surprised that it didn't explode. Well, I am gonna leave with...POOP!
It is 9:45AM and I am bored and I have 2 hours to type up a paper, so I am gonna putz around on here first. Last night was awesome. It was cool hanging out with Brett and Andre again. And as always I liked hanging out with Forest and Rumbles=-). Sorry about that last rant, it kinda sucked, oh well, I felt like ranting and it helped, so buck you, I don't care. "I hate dollies, deys be trippin' on da West Side." That was bucking hilarious! Anyway, Chad is an awesome play director. You'd really have to know what I am talking about, but for those of us who do, damn that shits' funny! So, supposedly Cry Cry is going to bring Apendix to Central's Home Coming game. That won't be very pretty. Her and Rumbles don't especially get along. Hopefully all will go well. I have a feeling that Apendix might feel left out, but I don't know. All of us (those 4 special (wheel chair) friends and I) will mainly be talking to eachother, UNINTENTIONALLY not to Apendix. I will try to make her feel welcome, but I don't know what will happen. I pretty cute girl just sat down next to me, too bad she's probably a bia, just like EVERY girl (besides those special 2) girl on this planet that I seem to repell, but then I don't care cuz they are bias anyway and I am NOT changing to fit some dumb bias wants!!!! Anyway, whatever. I saw the worst picture of me ever!! I didn't even know it was me a first!! I am looked at it and thought, damn who's that at fuck, and why doesn't he have a shirt on? Then I see Chad next to that "fat fuck" and it turns out that that "fat fuck" was ME!! Why G-D WHY?!?! Why do I look so crappy in pictures?! WHATEVER! I like food too much to stop eating, or even lessen my eating, so I should expect those results huh? Whatever, I don't care!!! And I HATE being called cute, it seems like a cover up to what people REALLY think. Like when you see someone's hair and it is ugly as Hell, but you don't want to tell them, you say "Oh, that's...interesting." DAMNIT! WHATEVER WHATEVER WHATEVER!!!! Anyway, I am gonna go meet up with my good friend Johny Toilette and (not really) give him a great big...POOP!
Well Stef, I was kidding when I said you ruin everything, that was a joke to annoy you. You're right, it didn't help that you USED TO like me, cuz I liked you too, but I am a chicken shit, so whatever. I really want a good explaination as to what is so repelling about me. Is my flatulance that bad? Anyway, I am really happy for you and Chad (if I didn't say that enough). You guys have NO idea. I feel SO good hooking you guys up, it was about bucking time that you each got a good g/f or b/f. Now all I have to do is find Annie that special someone. She is too good and cool to be unhappily single. I hope she likes someone besides Cry Cry (no offense to Bry Bry). Well, I know that I will find someone, sometime, not in the near future, but I guess that's ok. As long as my friends are happy with eachother, then I am happy, and happy for them. Wow, I love being a good friend. It is SO much more satisfying than making myself happy with my own personal greed. Well, I am tired, so I am gonna get a heaping hand full (5 hrs) of sleep. Catch ya on the flip...POOP!
First of all, Martin, I don't care if you take that, I giggled. I am not pissed at you, I think that what you said was relavent. so, I am kinda backin' you up here, but I really don't care what they do anymore. I still hate Dene. I made up a poem about her wanna read? Good, here we go: The phone is ringing, and Dene's still a bia, just as I thought, she drives a Kia. That's my nice little poem=-) I liked it. I wrote it at 11pm last night. I am trying so hard not to laugh loud right now. I am thinking of when Chad and I first looked at the original poem. He was on the floor laughing, and I was on 1 knee. Both of our faces were bright red, it was awesome. I am in an off mood (she was good). I am tired, I have to poop, but I feel pretty good. Or, am I too bucking hyper, WHATEVER!! Some day someone will (hopefully) appreciate my energy (in bed), and have fun with it. Just because I am not romantic to my best friend, it means that I am not a romantic guy? OK, I must be the least romantic guy ever! Is that what the problem is?? Well guess what? I am NEVER changing who I am so I can go out with some girl! If I have to change to make it work, it's not worth it because then she likes me for who I'm not! so BUCK DAT!!! Man that shit pisses me off! WHATEVER, I DON'T NEED YOU ANYWAY! I have friends that like hanging out with me (I think). Anyway, i am just repeating my last rant, so I will stop. I really don't have much to rant about so before I go...POOP!
In responce to Chad's rant. Since we were both bored, he told me to go to his work to chill for a while. I called his work and he had called in sick. I called BEFORE going to his house, I was bored and hungry and his mom said he went to drop Stef off 1/2 an hr ago. I sat in my car outside his house (cuz I couldn't reach him) eating my food, cuz I didn't want to go home. Then I was like, "maybe I should call Stef." He was right next to her...HE DIDN'T TELL ME!! DAMNIT! That kinda ruined my night, cuz I had nothing to do but rant about how much everything was pissing me off. Anyway, I remember me saying that I MIGHT have a girlfriend soon? BUCK DAT IDEA!!! She said that she didn't know if we could go steady cuz I am too hyper. Apparently I am not mellow or romantic at all. Maybe I should do that at lunch with her...and my best friend!! WHAT THE BEEF?! Chad and I counted how many girls rejected me since I have known him...it was 30!!! (including 3 girls in college, and my 3 break-ups). Girls, what the Hell is wrong with me? Am I THAT ugly, or am I too nice, funny and have a soul? If I wasn't would you go out with me? TOO BUCKIN' BAD!! I am NOT changing myself to please some dumb bitch who can't like me for who I am!! I have friends, that like me (not like that but still) so, buck you!!! No one bucking needs you anyway, you dumb bucking Denes!!! No one cares!!! What the Hell is going on? I thought that I was a pretty decent guy. WHY THE HELL DO YOU ALL GO FOR UGLY PEOPLE WITH CRAP PERSONALITIES?!?! Why are some dumb guys chosen over me?! How the Hell does that work? DAMNIT!!! I don't even care about sex!! That's all that other guys (besides Chad) want!!! No offence to Chad, but if we are exactly the same, why is there a preferance between the 2 of us?! It shouldn't bucking matter! WHATEVER!!! Dang it Stef, you ruin eveything!! (<--- that's a joke). Well, the phone is ringing, and i tripped over a stoop, watch out toilet heres comes my...POOP!
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I spent the very moment upon waking cleaning out my TV room closet, which delayed me from visiting my Grandma, which made me later to see Chad, then I got stopped by a fucking marathon and when I got home, I had to clean more, then Chad had to leave to see Stef, then I was home for an hr., then I went to Kick Off (at SAM) and I had to leave right when I was having fun, then worked as the only cashier on the buisiest Sun.night in a long time. Then I got off of work and called Chad's work so we could chill there for a while, when they said that he called in sick and I called his house and his Mom said that he was dropping her off, I was bored and hungry so I took my food and went outside Chad's house cuz I thought he would've been there soon, but he wasn't, and I called Stef's house, and there he was hanging out with her, so I am here at home, not doing anything but sitting here, pretty depressed now. I HATE being ditched for girls!! (even if it isn't intentional). I NEVER do that shit!! I thought it was, "what goes around, comes around" WHY THE HELL ISN'T THIS APPLY TO ME?!?! Speaking of girls, I MIGHT HAVE ONE SOON!!! I am SO excited, it's about BUCKING time!! and I WON'T ditch my friends for her, she will just join us!! I am SO pissed, even though he didn't mean it, it still blows DONKEY! ANyway, I am gonna stop ranting cuz I feel like...POOP!
I really don't have much to rant about, but I am bored so here it goes (she was good)!! Jeremy went to give all of the dance line people brochures for Out On A Limb Dance Co. (OOAL) where I dance. Guess whos going to get a buckin' brochure..DENE!!! NNNOOOOOO!! I am in the brochure, she will definitely go there, know it! and I HAVE to be nice to her otherwise that would give OOAL a bad rep., but kicks ass, that's why Dene shouldn't go there!!! She's to mean for it (not to mention fat, ugly and fake boobs). Oh well, I hope that IF she goes, she won't be in my classes. I just hope she doesn't go. Jeremy doesn't see why I hate her so damn much, and he keeps being a bia about it! "That's all she did? Get over it, she's a nice person." There were SO many things wrong with that last sentince!! I WON'T EVER get over it, and she's not nice nor a person. SHE'S THE UGLIEST SHE-DEVIL-HATE-MONGER EVER!!!!! Damn it! Aparently Dene asked if I still hate her (Stef told me that). I told Stef to tell Dene, o go to this site, maybe, just maybe she might get the hint. But I don't know, she is pretty dumb, and BIA in a KIA! DUMB! Other tan the above ,and being single still, I am pretty good (at least that's what she said). I have to work from 11:30AM-7PM which kinda blows donkey, but it's good money. If we're not busy I am going to put my head in the bread slicer and take it home for dipping in soup! Sounds good. Well, I am gonna go do that now, so I guess I will just...POOP!
Guess what my buckin' brother wants to get? WINDOWS XP!! WWWHHHHYYY?!?!?! That's almost as dumb as Dene! Why can't we just get a new nice iMac, the flat screen ones, those are sweet!! I want the most expensive one cuz it has better everything. Anyway, guess who I talked to yesterday? NO! NOT DENE!! NEVER!!! I talked to Mayu!! YAY! She doesn't hate me, she is just really busy. I know she doesn't "like" me, but no one does, so whatever! Anyway, I have to take my psych test today, that STANKS! I am pretty ready for it though. I just don't want to have to stay here another hour. I just want to kick back and relax with some good friends! I love playing Conker's Bad Fur Day with Chad. That game is the coolest thing ever! too bad Shit Box is going to get. DAMN NINTENDO AND RARE FOR THAT BULL HONKEY! Whatever! They can make that 90 mill. in minutes when they put out good games like Conker's! BUCK DAT! We will never play another good Rare game ever again, because Micropenis is going to ruin them and make them make bad games with horrible graphics!! Conker's had the best graphics ever for N64. The game was revolutionary! It was morbid with good graphics, great controler set-up and great game play! It was fun as Hell. I like that game just as much as I hate Dene. That's a classic game! I HATE YOU MICROSOFT PENIS BIA!!! Anyway, people like Bill "rusty" Gates need to not corrupt everyone and make people sell out! I don't care what any one says, Shit Box will never be as good as Cube or the original Nintendo for that matter! Even that has better graphics that Shit Box!! Everything Nintendo has come out with is an instant classic, from the original to the latest and greatest! Tthe Game Boys are classics, lets see Micropenis do something like that! All they would do is shit out a rectangular poo filled with corn and put buttons on it where they don't belong!! They only thing that would make sense is how much it smells!! Whatever litter box!!! I am gonna go catch up on Math (damn it's fast), and then get ready to go to Comp. class, cuz I am cool and then take my Psych you out test. Well, I'll catch ya'll on the flip side of...POOP!
What the Hell is wrong with people? Last night, I was the only cashier at Grand Shanghai. It wasn't too busy when this couple came in (they had to be in their 40's+) and ordered take out. By the time it was ready, I was doing 3+ things at once, cuz we got really busy with take out. They come in, reach for their bag, and I grab the ticket b4 they took off. Now they only took one of the two bags they had, and when we were less busy (which was by the time they realised THEIR mistake, they call up.
"Hi, I ordered a #2 combo, and I didn't get it."
"Ok, we have it here, you didn't take it."
"Oh, ok, I'll be in shortly to pick it up." So about 10 min. later. I walk out of the kitchen to the front desk, here's what happens:
"You didn't give me the bag, you only gave me one. Now it's cold." She said W/O feeling it!
"Mam, you took the bag w/o waiting for me, and you only took one. The one you forgot was right behind it. And it's still warm, feel." But she buckin' DIDN'T and STILL tried to blame me!
"No, YOU forgot to give it to me." (She sounded and looked pissed).
"Ok, whatever, would you like credit?"
"Yes!" So write down her name and what she "didn't get" and I was like:
"Ok."
"Where's my money?"
"We don't give money back, we give credit...store credit." Then Tak (The owner) comes out and says:
"Here, when you come back, we give you the meal free."
"I am not coming back, I want my money."
"Can I do that Tak?"
"Sure." (with a not great face) Tak said.
"Here you go Mam."
"Do you still want your food?" Tak asked.
"Yes"
What the buck is that shit? Why the Hell, did she get her WARM food that SHE forgot (and then blamed on me), and her bucking money?! Why the Hell hasn't nature weeded these assholes out? GOOD I DON'T WANT YOUR BUCKING MONEY OR BUSINESS! BUCK YOU, YOU BUCKING BIA!! That was almost as cool as Dene!!! I JUST read Todd's dumb arguement. HE AIN'T GOT SHIZAT!! Sorry to bring it up again, but DAMN!!! Enough of that! dumb. I am hungry as Hell!! After the dreaded Comp. class, I am going home and eating a lot! Then I have to work until 7:00pm tonight. I almost forgot. Chad's STUPID manager, Car-less, kicked me out when 3 people came to buy tickets. WHATEVER! I was bored off my ass the rest of the night! DUMB DUMB!! I thought you (Chad) said he was cool. DOES HE KNOW WHAT SARCASM IS?! WHAT THE BUCK EVER!!! He didn't smile or laugh or anythng! Well, I have to (not really)...POOP!
Well, life just keeps on peeing on me. I thought that maybe Mayu would want to chill with us (you know who you are), but no. She hasn't responded to any of my calls, or IMs! Well, i will be single for the rest of my life, so why do I have a penis? It's only good for peeing, which can be time consuming and inconveniant and sometimes burn. It doesn't matter, it's all good...maybe. I hate the fact that romantically challenged guys get all the girl because they are hott. Wow that pisses me off. It really sucks being single and seeing 2 people crazy for eachother and wishing you were that lucky. Anyway, i have a BUCKIN' psych test that I forgot to study for...oops. And I am accedentally ditching Chad, well not really cuz I have to take the test. You know what I love SO much...being a truely great friend. Letting Stef and Chad get together for one, then doing (sexual) favors for them. I won't say what (sexual) favors exactly, cuz that would ruin the moment, I it made me feel REALLY good (at least thats what she said). I am in a fairly good mood right now. I feel SO bad for Annie. I don't want to take sides, but that's just the way Bry Bry is. It has nothing to do with Annie. Well, before I depress everyone, I am going to go on about how much I hate Dene. So she works at a pet store taking care of dogs. ARE THEY DEAD YET?! Holy beef cake! What good could EVER come out of that girl? I don't get it! She's such a buckin' bia! Supposedly she doesn't do any work (which is probably why the dogs are still alive), and everyone hates her there. WHATEVER DENE!! EAT IT! Actually don't, it'll just go to your boobs and thighs...SICK! I don't wanna live after saying that, it's not worth it!!! I am holding my cell phone to my head! WHERE'S THE BUCKIN TUMOR ALREADY?! Well, I am going to go to comp class now, wish me...POOP!
So far, not too much has pissed me off. I can't do anything on Friday night though, it's brotherhood at Sammys (yes, that's how it is really spelled, I've been wrong everytime b4). I am not too good at many things, so I am kinda suprised that they took me. I dunno, I am pretty much going on about nothing. Some bitch in a bucking Cavalier cut me off today...bia. I am bored and just typing, I don't care if its boring, I still hate Dene. I hope you read this so you know never to talk to me you buckin' bia! Why the Hell would you even think about telling someone that their laugh is ugly. You know I hate that shit, and don't say that you don't, because I know you do!! WHATEVER! I am really calm, and a hott girl with a really nice ass sat down at the computer next to me. I am gonna talk to her, or not cuz I am a chicken shit! I can never approach girls, maybe that's my problem. DUMB PHONES KEEP BUCKING RINGING OR BEEPING OR BEING DUMB!!! Whatever. Oh that girl, she's not that hott, I just really saw her face, my bad. hehehehehe. I laugh at everything now, I am always finding SOMEONE to laugh at here. Like Dene (but she's not here, thank g-d). I hate Kias, did I mention that? and Daewoos, and Hyundais, and Fords (especially the I can't Focus), and Chevy Cavaliers and Plymoths and Dodge Neons, G-D I HATE THOSE THINGS!! I don't think that Mayu will be hanging out with me this weekend, she sounded kind of busy, but that's ok, that's just how it goes for good ol' David. Yay, I have Psych in about 45 min. and I am bored as all Hell. I think that I am gonna go to my car and listen to music=-) That sounds like a plan! Have a good...POOP!
Well, it's official, I am a Frat boy! Hell yes! I am SO happy and my dad is SO proud! I have my pin and everything (meaning the pin)! I went to the bathroom and you know what was sitting on the toilet? A Playboy, high quality reading. Anyway, there were some girls there, but being the cool "Rico Suave" I am, I didn't approach them. Yeah, I am pretty damn happy right now. Now all I need is a good girlfrind and I'll be set. And for Dene to leave Earth! That would make me the happiest person EVER! Well, she talk to or look at me...thank g-d. Damn it, some people, I swear to g-d. Well I am tired as a mutha bucka, so good...POOP!!
Buckin' finally! I haven't been able to rant because I ran out of room! BUCK DAT! I HAD stuf to rant about, but I forgot it all! I have SO much BUCKING work to do! This weekend is gonna suck! $500.00 says that Mayu says she hates me and never want to see me because that's how life liks to pee on me!!! My cat buckin' horked (puked) in my buckin' room!...and its still more attractive than Dene! WHATEVER LIFE!! I don't get to hang out with my best bud Chad for another 3 buckin days! and it will only be for 2 hrs cuz I work! BUCK DAT! At leats I get to hopefully hang out with my other good friends, you know who you are! But probably not cuz life hates me! UUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!G-D DAMNIT!! This week hasn't been the greatest either. I dunno why, but I am not having too much fun...but I did when me Bry Bry played pool, that was fun! I can't wait to be done with any work so I can just buck around for a couple day! BUCK YOU DENE, NO ONE CARES!!!! I am gonna go so I can do my BUCKIN' work!...POOP!!