An Autobiography by Lómiothiel
Full Name: Lómiothiel, Daughter of Twilight
Nick names: Lómio, Lómios, Lómiot, Precious (Don’t ask me where I got that one from) and “Hey-you!-Freak-who’s-obsessed-with-Lord-Of-The-Rings-and-has-the-whole-first-movie-memorised-even-the-parts-in-Elvish-and-Mordorish-or-whatever-it’s-called!” Oh, and occasionally Sarah, Stephanie and Stevie one summer. (Long and complicated story, the kind you don’t want to sit around and listen to.)
Age: 2713 years (We Elves are immortal y’ know.)
Hair colour: Strawberry-blonde, emphasis on the “strawberry”.
Eye colour: Bluish-grayish-greenish. “ish”, you could call it.
Skin Tone: Kinda on the pale side but covered in freckles, so you wouldn’t know it.
Weapons: Bow & Arrow, daggers, broad swords, and short swords. Anything sharp and pointy really. Including finger nails when my swords have been taken from me (which has never and will never happen).
Languages: English, French and Elvish (it's true!!!)
Comments:
Q: “What’s your outlook on life?”
A: “Life is death, pain and suffering. And a bag of sharp pointies…”
I have one other thing to say: I’m an elf, damn you. Hence the title. Oh, and I’m scared of turtles, thanks to my summer with Kayti. Whose last name is Summers… similarities??? Also, I am the One Ring of Power, most powerful thing on Middle Earth.
Favorite quotes:
"You're late. And you look terrible." (Legolas, to Aragorn from LotR:TTT)
SPIKE: "William's a good boy. Carries her water, carries her sin. Supposed to get easier, isn't it. Supposed to help to help, but it doesn't. Still so heavy." *Xander, Buffy, and Dawn are following Spike.* XANDER: "Should've put a leash on him." BUFFY: "Yes, let's tie ourselves to the crazy vampire." (Ep. 125, Same Time, Same Place Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
*Spike has stopped walking. He's standing still staring through the bushes at a rock cliff. The group catches up to him.*
SPIKE: "That's it. End of the line. Everyone off. (turns to Xander) Keep your ticket, you'll need that."
BUFFY: "That's a rock cliff."
XANDER: "Well, give him a break, Buffy. Maybe it's a vicious skin-eating rock cliff."
SPIKE: "There's a cave in it. Look. (pushes the bush aside) I'm insane. What's his excuse?" (Ep. 125, Same Time, Same Place Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Favorite songs:
Avril Lavigne, Anything but Ordinary.
Evanescence, Bring Me To Life (I like most of their songs though...)
Saliva, Rest In Pieces (but really all of their stuff if good.)
Meredith Brooks, Bitch.
Michelle Branch, Sweet Misery (most of her songs I like)
Bif Naked, all of them. Except for "Religion", cuz that is just wrong!!!
(Sung to "99-bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall".)
Nine of the fellowship on their way, off to destroy a ring.
The Nazgûl came and a hobbit was maimed,
Eight of the fellowship on their way.
Eight of the fellowship going along, one of them wandered off.
No one could care that a hobbit wasn’t there.
Seven of the fellowship going along.
Seven of the fellowship jogging along, poor o’ dwarf can’t keep up.
He tripped and fell and said ‘bloody hell’,
Six of the fellowship jogging along
Six of the fellowship singing a song, only five of them knew the words.
Gandalf sang la-la-la-la-la
Five of the fellowship singing a song.
Five of the fellowship plodding along then suddenly out jumped the Orcs.
Boromir got shot and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and finally died.
Four of the fellowship plodding along.
Four of the fellowship rowing their boats, merrily down the stream.
Aragorn saw his face and died in disgrace.
Three of the fellowship rowing their boats.
Three of the fellowship climbing some trees, the elf went up to high.
A branch did snap, now he’s taking a nap.
Two of the fellowship climbing some trees.
Two of the fellowship on their way, one of them out of the closet,
The other cried GAY and ran far away.
One of the fellowship only remanded.
The last of the fellowship on his way, Gollum comes up from behind.
We need two damn lines to finish this rhyme.
Do de de do de de do de.
Favorite Books/Authors:
"Blood and Chocolate" by Annette Curtis Klause.
"The Book of Shadows" by James Reese. (New author to the gothic scene. Quite good actually.)
Anything by J.R.R. Tolkien.
Anything by Wilber Smith.
Anything by Catherine Coulter. (It's a love-hate relationship... She has really bad grammer.)
Anything by Anne Rice. (Some great stuff!)
Anything by ME!
Links to the other bios:
Actual people
† Lómiothiel (In other words, me.)
† Kayti (I have nothing to write here for her...)
Characters from Johnny the Homicidal Maniac by Jhonen Vasquez
† Nny
† Nailbunny
† Devi D.
† Tess R.
† Squee!
† Anne Gwish