Scene 1
Whining In The Darkness
Date: Sunday July 14th 2002
Time: 22.05 PM
It's getting late. Prototype and Dr Abortion have continued their dogged pursuit of the three little rat bastards who have been screwing things up for them so much. But as we get closer to weird Frenchy Canadian redneck territory, it's also getting pretty late.
Dr Abortion: *yawn* Well, I think we should stop for the night.
Proto: P***y. I bet those three won't be stopping. What direction are they?
The Doc from DC consults the cellphone-tracker.
Dr Abortion: Still sort of northish. There's only so much Canada.
Proto: I thought you were all drug-fuelled, and full of permanent rage, and stuff. And you want to pull over so you can take a nap? Nutlick.
Dr Abortion: Fine. You drive, and I'll sleep on the back seat.
Proto: Fine by me.
Dr Abortion: Me too.
Proto: Well, good.
Dr Abortion: Maybe I'll go and sleep now.
Proto: You do that.
Dr Abortion: I will.
Proto: I'm glad.
Dr Abortion: So am I.
Proto: Well go then.
Dr Abortion: I'm going.
Proto: Go then.
Dr Abortion: *zzzzz*
Proto: ... bah.
Dr Abortion: *zzzzz*
Proto: So ... you're asleep, then?
Dr Abortion: *zzzzz*
A few minutes later.
Proto: This road sure is deserted.
*The music from 'Duelling Banjos' starts to play.*