Scene 1
In Which The Story So Far Is Told
Date: Saturday July 13th 2002
Time: 21:44 PM
Let Us Take You Back ...
Burnt:And it's Proto's time now... here it comes... OH! THE BREATH TAKER! Down goes Dr. Abortion!
Proto: And now, FINALLY, for my prize...
Li'l Proto: HEY! HEY! Keep the f*** away from me, man! I'm f***ing warning you! Can't you hear me, f***head?!
Proto: Hand it to me - and all is forgiven...
Li'l Proto: I don't f***ing believe you! You're going to f***ing slap me, aren't you bitch?
Proto: Of course not...
Li'l Proto: Look... I don't even want this piece of f*** really. I don't even f***ing like it. I just f***ing kept it so that you couldn't have it... and... BAH!... GET IT YOUR F***ING SELF!
...UNGH!
Lil' Proto lunges it away.
Proto: Noooooo!
Burnt:It's flying through the air!
Davros: Almost as if it were in slow motion!
And it flies over the broken remains of the cage and ring... flying... flying... flying...
Burnt:Wow. It sure has been in air a while.
Davros: Must be the humidity in here...
And the bell falls... right into Dr. Abortion's nuts.
THUD!
Dr Abortion: *OOF*
Bell: *ding* *ding*
Prototype's mouth drops open.
Proto: NO. NO.
Li'l Proto: Look, boss. I didn't mean to. I wasn't throwing at him. I f***ing swear to God! I wasn't even looking. I just heaved it. You promised you wouldn't slap me... you said it man, you promised you wouldn't...
Proto slaps him unmercifully.
Proto: No... No... HEY THAT DOESN'T COUNT, MAN! He didn't ring the bell! HE DIDN'T! He's unconscious. The bell rang against him. That doesn't freaking count, man!
Burnt:Judges?
Burnt and Davros quickly turn their heads up and look at the skybox... hoping for some official word.
Davros: Wait... I'm getting something right now... I'm hearing that this match-
Dr Abortion: -Oh, my freaking testicles hurt like...
Dr. A pulls his upper half up from the ground to notice a bloodstained crotch area, seeping through his tights, and a bell sitting on his groin.
Dr Abortion: Uhhhh...
He takes his hand and jingles the bell a little.
Burnt:AND THERE IT IS! Your Winner of the Evil vs. Evil Triple-Decker Match... Dr. Abortion!
Location: The TSOB Arena, Toronto, Ontario, Canada