WRASSLE [DOT] NET PRODUCTIONS in association with SUICIDE SQUAD ENTERTAINMENT proudly present ...

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A Tale Of Three Midgets

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The Interesting and Whimsical
Adventures Of Doctor Abortion,
Prototype And Friends

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Starring:

PROTOTYPE ... as Himself

DR. JAMES T. BABICILA, MD ... as Dr Abortion

STANLEY J. WADE ... as Wade
JERMAIN J. ROE ... as Roe
QUENTIN O. TERWILLIGGER III ... as Li'l Proto

Also Featuring:

STEPHANIE CONTRACEPTIVE, RN ... as Ms Contraceptive
CELINE DION ... as Herself
BABY CONTRACEPTIVE ... as Baby

With:

BURNT ... as Play-By-Play Commentator
DAVROS ... as Color Commentator
CAZZ ... as Canteen Worker #1
THE LIMIT ... as Canteen Worker #2
FRANCOISE FLAPPYHEAD ... as Mountie
AGNES SMITH ... as Decoy Old Lady
CHESTY LA RUE ... as Hospital Receptionist
BRYAN ADAMS ... as Himself
MOHAMMED AKHBAR HIRAMI ... as Mohammed
DAVID LETTERMAN ... as Himself
THREE WINDS BLOWING ... as Woman
TWO DOGS FIGHTING ... as Husband

And Special Guest Star:

TOASTER ... as Itself

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Act 1

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