Burnt: Well� with the lights off � who knows how long that choke there has been going on. And with no ref in sight� there may be no end in sight to Prototype�s suffering.
/Burnt/: ... At any rate. Prototype is in charge now. He�s going for the ladder. But is he going to use it to climb to the next level ... or is he going to use it to beat the Doc from DC senseless? It all depends on how evil he really is.
Burnt: Wait� he doesn�t have a microphone� but did you just overhear what the doc had to say?
/Burnt/: Folks, this match has degenerated into a sheer test of strength! Both men are grappling, trying to gain an advantage.
Lights Out, Wrasslin Fans. Dr A
Roe: Huh? What the hell just happened?
Wade: OH THANK GOD! You�re lucky you didn�t kill us both.
Roe: Why can�t I see? Did I get electrocuted into blindness?
Wade: No. The power is turned off in here though. We must have blown a fuse or something. I wonder how wide it is affecting the power?
Burnt: Oh Damnit� what just happened now? This isn�t one of the first symptoms of what Proto gave us, is it?
Davros: No. The power has totally gone out. I can�t see anything.
Burnt: I guess the cameras are off and everything. That means my mic isn�t working and no one can hear me. Screw this, I�m going on break�
Outside of the cage, Dr. Abortion takes advantage.
Dr. A: Hahaha� those idiots actually did the toaster thing.
/Proto/: Oooo� did someone say Toaster? Man, that makes me kind of hungry, and I don�t even know why because I just ate and I really don�t like toast. But just saying the word seems to make me want to-
*OOOF*
Dr. A: UNGH! This is what you get for giving me the Treponema pallidum bacteria in candy form� you stupid, quasi-evil fool!
Burnt trips.
Burnt: *oof*� Hey. I think I just tripped up over the steel steps or something.
/Proto/: *cough*� no� that was me. I�d apologize� but then again� you know� I�m evil and stu-UGHHHH!
Burnt: All right, I�ll be heading back to my desk now.
Dr. A jumps on Proto�s chest and puts his arms around Proto�s throat, trying to choke him to death. Aww, isn�t that cute?! AND SPEAKING OF CUTE�
Two blocks up the street� at the Childrens' Hospital�
Doctor (not abortion): Come on! Why the hell hasn�t the emergency power generator kicked on yet?!
Nurse: I told you earlier today sir, routine maintenance. They have to be serviced once every 5 years to make sure everything is in proper order. Who would have thought that tonight there would be a power outage!?! The chances are infinitesimal!
Doctor: Well while you�re whining about infinitesimalities, we�ve got infants here dying� we need power for the life support! Where are the batteries?!
Nurse: On floor 6 sir� we�ll never make it in time� it is too dark!
Doctor: Damnit� what do we do?! We can�t just let these poor kids in comas, these poor kids who need these machines to survive, we can�t let them just die!
Nurse: There�s nothing we can do doctor� it�s� it�s hopeless!
She starts sobbing uncontrollably.
Doctor: Why� whoever is responsible for this� they must be the most evil and horrible man alive� they are below scum!
Nurse: Yeah. *sob*� and what if� hypothetically, the people who did this were acting on the orders of someone else?
Doctor: Why, then the person who ordered the events which caused this must be the most evil man alive. DAMN evil I tell you. Much more evil than any half-evil man who does a predictable turn to bad guy and gives syphilis to a bunch of guys.
Nurse: You�re absolutely right. This is much more evil than that.
Doctor: Oh little Timmy� like Susie� little Joey and little Brandy� how I will miss you so much. WHY GOD?! WHHYYYY?????
Back in Prototype�s Locker Room�
Roe: So� um� should one of us, like, unplug Toaster or something?
Wade: Toaster? Why did you pronounce �toaster� like it was a proper name? It�s just a stupid bread cooker. Don�t go pretending like it is an individual.
Roe: Yeah� but-
Wade: I�m not going near it. You did it. You fix it.
Roe: Wait� I�m feeling around in the dark� is this it? Is this the socket?
Wade: HEY!!!
Roe: Oh. Sorry. Wait� here it is. It has a button on it too.
Wade: It�s probably a grounding socket. Push it.
Roe: Here goes nothing.
And he pushes it. The lights turn on.
Roe: Oh, thank god. I can see again.
Burnt: What? Power! We have power again!
Davros quickly zips his pants up and pretends like he wasn�t doing anything.
Davros: Hehe� oh goodie. Power.
You can�t see anything anyway� Davros�s lower body is shielded by mechanical gadgetry. But he still wears pants!!!
Burnt: And now we can see that down here where the two men busted out of the cage not that long ago� OH GOD!
Dr. Abortion is strangling Prototype� who is turning kind of purple.
Burnt: Proto looks blue!
(Burnt is partially color blind)
Burnt: Will he be able to stop this suffocation before it is too late� or will Dr. Abortion make himself the most evil man in the game through homicide?!
Homicide: What?
Davros: Get the hell out of here.
Will Prototype be asphyxiated? Smothered and strangled?
Dun dun dunnnn!
Taking it to the Next Level Dr A
Davros: Other than the sweet release of death of course, HAHAHAHA! Exterminate! Exterminate! Hahahaha.
Burnt�s mouth drops wide open in horror.
Davros: I mean� uhh� hey look!
Proto coughs, showing he still has some air left in him. He starts to struggle out of the choke.
Burnt: It�s pure adrenaline kicking in now!
Proto�s grabs onto Dr. A�s forearm and clenches his fingernails deep into the doc�s flesh.
Dr. A: AGH! Try clipping your fingernails, you girly, limey bastard!
Burnt: And Dr. A releases the choke! Proto got out of it! Proto got out of it!
Davros: With hoe heavily he�s breathing now, he�s trying to makeup for all those lost minutes of air.
Burnt: Despite being brought close towards the light and being pulled back to earth -said light probably being the fiery pits of burning hell � Proto still isn�t back to full strength. The Doc from DC will remain in control.
Dr. Abortion picks up the gasping Proto and throws him back into the ring. Right through the same hole in the cage they both busted out of.
Burnt: Dr. A follows his prey into the ring. Like a game of cat and mouse. Wait� now it looks like Dr. Abortion is going over for that ladder in the opposite corner of the cage!
Davros: It�s surprising that that ladder hasn�t been used yet. It was sitting there the whole time when they were in the cage before. The ladder has been proven to be quite an effecting weapon in other wrassling matches.
Burnt: Right� and not only that, but it is the tool that both of these men need in order to climb the cage and get to the top level� where the bell and the title of �Most Evil Man in Wrassle[dot]Net� awaits them.
Davros: Yeah, that and five wrassle bucks!
Proto, now finding the strength to pick himself up again, and not to keen on whatever the maniacal medic�s plan for that ladder may be, goes for a kick to the chest of the doc while he�s fiddling with the ladder�
Burnt: Kick! Here comes a - OH! Dr. Abortion pulls the ladder in front of him just as Proto is going for that big boot to the sternum! His feet meet nothing but metal!
Davros: Now Proto�s lower leg seems to be stuck inbetween two of the steps on the ladder.
Burnt: He�s trying to pull it out and� OH! God no! Dr. Abortion just gave a side slam to that ladder!
Davros: Umm� Huh?
Burnt: With the rate of speed and force the doc took that ladder down with � with Proto�s foot in it � it must have done massive damage to Proto�s calf area.
Dr. Abortion stands up gloating. He smiles and waves to the fans to a chorus of boos. Not that they like Prototype or anything. Proto is an Ahole. It�s just that they don�t like the doc either.
Burnt: Now Dr. A is twisting and turning that ladder and wriggling it off of Prototype�s leg! You can tell he�s trying to do as much damage as he can in the process.
Davros: I can really see that Proto is hurt. Look how he�s grabbing his leg. I wouldn�t be surprised if he walks off with a hobble.
Burnt: Neither of these men will go too low� it is evil versus evil� may the most sinister, devious, fiend win!
Dr. Abortion positions the ladder in place. He�s going to take advantage of the cage opening that leads into the cage above.
Burnt: He�s contemplating� yes� I think he is going to. Dr. Abortion wants to take this whole game one level up!
Davros: Say� that cage roof is going to become the cage floor if Dr. A goes up there. And it doesn�t look to sturdy to me.
Burnt: Right, and just how well can the structural integrity of the cages be? That blast Proto and the Doc took them both right through the cage. Will that hole give? Would it be like Dr. A going to stand up on a 3-legged table? My thought is no. You surely cannot beat that fine, top-notch, Canadian craftsmanship with Canada�s own version of steel� aluminum glued to balsa wood!
Davros: Um. Yes. Exactly what I was thinking Burnt.
Prototype suddenly hops to his feet� with a slight limp in his right leg� but still standing.
Burnt: Dr. Abortion is facing up in the other direction! He�s ascending the ladder and doesn�t see Proto at all! This is gonna be bad news for the doc�
Proto grabs the doc�s leg and pulls.
Dr. A: AGH! Holy s-
Proto pulls again, this time harder� Dr. A loses his grip and falls down.
Dr. A: WHOA� *smash*!
On the descent, his jaw crashes into one of the steps on the ladder.
Burnt: OH! That may have split his chin in half. Dr. Abortion�s jaw meets with that rung as Proto now stands over a bleeding Dr. Abortion.
Davros: Say Burnt� speaking of rung� who do you think was on the phone?
Burnt: Excuse me?
Davros: You know� rung? Proto was on the phone earlier talking to someone.
Burnt: It was probably just that Libyan that Proto purchased his biological warfare lollipop ingredients from�
Davros: But what if it isn�t? What if Prototype has something else planned?
Burnt: Hmm� good question. Could Proto have some sort of ally that may interfere? Who was he talking to on that phone? Is there a surprise lurking, oblivious to all but Proto?!
�At any rate. Prototype is in charge now. He�s going for the ladder. But is he going to use it to climb to the next level� or is he going to use it to beat the Doc from DC senseless? It all depends on how evil he really is.
So how evil is Prototype? Proto
Snap. Proto is, after all, the Most Evil Man in Wrassle [dot] Net. Always has been ... always will be.
/Burnt/: Proto drives the ladder into Dr A's already-weakened lower back!
/Dr A/: AAAAAAAARGH!
/Davros/: There's still blood dripping from Dr Abortion's mouth ... and his back must be in agony!
/Burnt/: Another shot from Prototype! And a third!
Still hobbling badly, but with a wild grin on his face, Prototype sets up the ladder, and starts to climb, pain etched on his face.
/Davros/: He's going for the win!
/Burnt/: Dr Abortion needs to get up quickly!
/Davros/: Proto's on the second level!
/Burnt/: Wait ... what's he doing?
Having made it to the second level, Prototype makes a "F YOU" gesture to the crowd ... looks down at Dr Abortion ... and leaps ...
*CRASH*
/Davros/: Dr Abortion moved! He got out of the way, and Proto's splash from the top of the first cage missed!
/Crowd/: Holy s***! Holy s***!
/Burnt/: Proto is barely moving ... he looks like he's been stunned by the impact from that missed plunge!
Dr Abortion gets to his knees, and makes it to his medical bag.
/Davros/: What's Dr A up to?
The Doc from DC pulls out a bottle of chewable morphine tablets.
/Dr A/ (chewing): Oh yeah ... that's the stuff.
/Davros/: Dr A is on his feet! He looks up at the next level ... and shrugs!
/Dr A/ (thinks): I could just kill Proto ... then go and ring that gay bell whenever I like.
Dr A plucks a syringe out of his medical bag ...
/Burnt/: Proto's in trouble here ... I'm pretty sure nothing good for you is that vivid green color.
/Dr A/ (tapping the syringe and squiritng a bit out): Packed full of bleachy goodness.
Bleach is Good for You Dr A
Davros: Know� what?
Burnt: I think the camera picked up him saying� �bleachy goodness.�
Davros: Oh my! Usually the doc just has that thorazine tranquilizer� but Dr. A must want to do more that knock Proto out� he wants to but the kibosh on him once and for all!
Burnt: And now he�s taking that needle tip over to Prototype. To tell the truth, I don�t think Proto will be able to get up after that fall he just took from the Second Level.
Davros: You�re right there Burnt� so will now bleach run through the very veins that should carry blood?!
Dr. A kneels down casually over Proto.
Dr. A: If I had known it would be that easy, I would have�
~WHISH~
Burnt: Oh my! Proto with some sort of a leg sweep to clip the Dr. A up! His instincts to avoid that syringe must have kicked in, despite the pain from his fall!
Dr. A falls over� and the syringe spins through the air� only to are two competitors in the ring� it seems like slow motion�
Dr. A: Noooooooooooooo.
Around and around it spins, falling back intil it reaches�
Davros: -Dr. A�s ass?
Dr. A: IIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Burnt: I don�t know whether that is the most horrific� or perhaps the most humorous thing I have seen in my life� but now the doc�s own medicine has turned against him, if you will.
Proto leaps up to go grab the end of the syringe� and push on it to inject in the fluid.
Burnt: ELBOW! Big elbow to the face right there by Dr. A to Prototype! And now he�s pulling that thing out of his hindside. But forget whether or not anything more than trace amounts of poison got into his body� it is the embarrassment that the doc will never get over�
After removing the syringe� the doc throws it in the general direction of his bag of goodies.
Burnt: And now they lock up again� Dr. A and Proto� each man trying to overpower the other� but who will gain control? Who will rise to ring that bell?
Moving on up. Proto
/Davros/: ...
/Burnt/: Dude, say something.
/Davros/: I don't feel too good ...
/Burnt/: How many of those syphilis lollipops did you eat?
Davros shakes his head woozily.
/Davros/: They were ... so tasty ...
/Burnt/ (reading): "Chronic syphilis can lead to paresis, which is a partial paralysis of some or all of the body."
Davros slumps in his weird Dalek chair thing.
/Davros/: Damn you ... Prototype.
/Burnt/: Anyway, back in the ring ... thumb to the eye from Dr Abortion! And a forearm shot staggers Proto back! But Proto fires back with a kick to the gut!
/Davros/: Room ... spinning ...
/Burnt/: Davros, if you can't say anything constructive, don't say anything. Irish whip by Prototype ... flying knee sends Dr Abortion down! Elbow drop connects! Proto goes for the ladder ... he's climbing ... and Dr Abortion is following him!
We're onto the second level of the cage ...