Davros: Well, if Dr. A really is keeping score� that shot to the nads by Prototype to the doc must have been worth some evil points.
/Burnt/: The Doc looks to be in some pretty serious pain here.
A secondary surprise and more fightin' Proto
Dr Abortion crawls towards the metal pipe, wincing every time Proto kicks him.
/Burnt/: Dr A is going for his trusty pipe!
/Davros/: Damnit, I can't believe Proto gave us syphilis lollipops.
/Burnt/: Well, although I'm pleased Proto is evil again, which will get the ratings back ... now I remember why we slapped that iunjuction on him in the first place.
The Doc almost has the pipe ...
/Proto/: Oh no you don't!
Too late.
*Whammo!*
/Burnt/: Doc Abortion just whacked Proto across the knee with his pipe!
Proto goes down faster than Monica Lewinsky.
/Dr A/: Har har har. NOW who's laughing? Give me the syph, would you?
Dr A holds the pipe over his head.
Just to keep the suspense up, we go backstage again to Roe and Wade.
/Wade/: Did you see that? Proto's given everyone syphilis. Damn that's evil.
/Roe/: It's a good job we both had it already.
/Wade/: Yeah.
/Roe/: Hey, there's some of those cookies you told me about!
Just before Roe can cram a bunch of cookies in his mouth, Wade knocks them out of his hand.
/Roe/: HEY!
/Wade/: Look!
Alongside the tray of cookies is a piece of paper with a recipe written on it.
/Roe/: Whew. "AIDS cookies". I'm glad I never ate one of those! I don't think anyone ate the cookies.
/Wade/: *urp*
/Roe/: Oh, wait. You did, didn't you, Wade?
Enough. Back to the match.
/Burnt/: Dr A is gonna smash Proto's head in!
/Davros/: Yeah! Do it! That'll teach him!
As Dr A swings back, it catches on the scaffolding the workmen had just fortuitously put up.
/Dr A/: S***!
Proto kicks Dr A square in the nuts.
/Burnt/: Ouch. Well, that was pretty evil.
Proto Sucks Dr A
Burnt: Yeah, and just as quickly as Dr. Abortion�s comeback started� it is Over.
Davros: Say, does this look like a soar on my mouth?
Burnt: Oh man� you need to have that checked out. And me� how am I going to go home and tell my lovely lady that I got syphilis from a man today?
Proto gives another kick down to the doc from DC, he�s about to add one more for good luck, but then stops as he sees something in the corner of his eyes.
/Proto/: Ooooo� How fortuitous of you to bring this!
Proto grabs the metal pipe out of the scaffolding, from whence it was stuck as the doc swung back.
Burnt: Proto has got the pipe again� is he going to smash the doc to bits?
Proto swings down and the doc jolts to the side� it just barely misses his shoulder.
/Proto/: Hehehe� and they don�t even know about AIDS cookies yet. Oh my�. HEY! Get the hell off my-
Burnt: Dr. A has grabbed onto Proto�s ankle� he�s trying to take him down from below� now Prototype, that evil bastard, is hitting Dr. Abortion in the back with that pipe� Oh the damage it could be doing to the spine!
Davros: I wouldn�t be too sure Burnt� both these guys in the ring here are spineless!
Burnt: �
Davros: What? What�d I say?
Burnt: That was so lame. Anyway� Dr. A is taking a beating� but he�s crawling up the leg� and he swings� OH! A legdrag takes Prototype down and that pipe goes flying out of here!
Davros: And there it is� the last section of the cage� I think it�s finally being bolted in! The pipe is outside of the ring but they are in it!
Burnt: Right Davros. Now Proto and the Doc are surrounded by 4 sides of impenetrable, poorly constructed, loosely fastened, cheap-quality-metal, probably re-used aluminum, STEEL CAGE! There is no way that either man is getting out.
Davros: Yeah. Unless one of them is thrown into it� kind of hard.
Burnt: Mmhmm.
Dr. Abortion doesn�t let go of Proto�s leg as he�s down� he hooks on a leg grapevine and pulls mercilessly.
Burnt: And that is one of the first and few wrestling moves we�ve seen all match. Don�t count on too many clutches and hookups� these two are going to fight as dirty as dirty can get�
The doc suddenly lets out in a scream of pain as he bends the wrong way.
Burnt: What was that all about?! Proto didn�t do anything!
Davros: It must be that pipe to the back! The doc�s back may be seriously injured. All he can do is hope to fight the pain if he wants to be called the most evil man alive.
Burnt: And with the doc�s weakened state, Proto is able to set himself free. What other sorts of tricks does he have up his sleeve?
Hot, sweaty, one-on-one, all-man action. Proto
/Davros/: But so is Proto! That leglock and the shot with a lead pipe earlier look to have really done some damage to the guy's knee.
Proto and Dr A both get to their feet. Dr Abortion limps across to where the Literati table was knocked over, and grabs something.
/Burnt/: Proto moves in ... Dr A threw something at him!
/Proto/: AAAAARRGHHH!
Proto reels back.
/Davros/: It was a letter tile from the literati game! It must have hit Proto right in the eye!
/Burnt/: I'm getting unconfirmed reports - they're now confirmed reports - that it was in fact an 'A'.
Dr Abortion picks up a bunch more tiles.
/Dr A/: Let's see now ...
Dr A flings tile after tile at Proto.
/Davros/: He's throwing thos tiles like little bullets!
/Burnt/: Wait, they seem to be falling in a certain pattern ...
The camera zooms in on the tiles ...
/Davros/: Proto continues to take a pummelling from Dr Abortion, only with his boots.
/Burnt/: Hey, are those jackboots the Doc is wearing?
/Davros/: It wouldn't surprise me. Hey, look at that show of power from the Doc!
/Burnt/: Dr Abortion picks Proto up, and runs him into the cage!
As Proto sinks to the ground from the impact, the cage creaks worryingly ...
/Burnt/: Dr Abortion picks Proto up! He's going for it again!
/Davros/: He runs ... Proto's in trouble here!
*CRASH*
As Dr A rams Proto backwards into the side of the cage, they break a bunch of the shoddily manufactured bars, and fall to the outside.
/Burnt/: They've broken the cage! What an impact! Both men were hurt from that one, only Proto was probably hurt more.
Davros rolls his eyes. It's actually pretty hard to do for a guy who's half-Dalek.
/Davros/: I told you we shouldn't have used Canadian contractors to make the cage. "Will it hold?", I asked them, and they said "Heeeey, buddy, we know what we're talking aboot, sure it'll hold oot, guy!"
/Burnt/: Proto and Dr A both down outside ...
/Davros/ (grumbling): Crappy Canadian workmanship ... lousy good-for-nothing stupid Canuck halfwits ...
/Burnt/: I'm warning you. Damn my mouth itches. Can we get some calamime lotion out here?
Burnt: And now both Dr. Abortion and Prototype are fighting outside of the ring!
Davros: Well� they may not be fighting so much, but they sure are out of the ring.
Dr. A: Ow� my freakin� back is killing me.
/Proto/: Oh� oh� you�re body is killing you? Look at this� I can�t even see in my right eye. That stupid Literati piece.
Dr. A: I hope you get conjunctivitis� bitch.
/Proto/: I don�t know what that is� but it can�t be worse than what I gave you� harhahar�
Dr. A: THAT�S IT!
Dr. A charges at Prototype and the two hook up.
Burnt: Well, I can�t speak for everyone here� but right now I hope Proto gets his effing neck broke.
Davros: Well, as long as it hasn�t gone tertiary on us, I think we�re okay.
Burnt: All I can say is I am very glad that none of us, and nobody else has been infected with anything worse.
Davros: And thank the Supreme Dalek for that!