Burnt: Well fans, the crowd is started to get excited� excited for Evil Versus Evil, that is. Can this follow up the intensity that was the Chevalier and SOV Feud?! What do you think Davros�
MOST EVIL MAN IN WRASSLE (official) ARRIVES! Dr A
The Sound of Trumpets and Applause�
The Sound of absolute indifference and apathy roars as Dr. Abortion kicks open the door to his TSOB locker room�
Dr. A: OH! Sweet room, how I miss thee ever since they changed the engine and I can�t get back to the playoffs! Welcome the MOST EVIL MAN in Wrassle[dot]Net back, baby!
Wade: Doc, number one� rooms cannot talk and do not care if you are back. Number two� what do you mean by engine? What is an engine? Why would it have anything to do with you getting here?
Dr. A: I mean the engine in my Ford Taurus� that piece of poo keeps breaking down. You�d think they�d give me a limo or something� I bet Vigilante got a limo. Yeah.
He grumbles to himself.
Roe: So� we�re here to beat Prototype and end a dispute that has been going on since the beginning of the year 2000� WHO IS� the most evil man in Wrassle?
Dr. A: Well yeah� only I wasn�t in Wrassle back then. So� you�re like� wrong. And stuff.
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� I kill babies.
The sound of boos can be heard from the audience, watching the promo on the giant screen.
Wade: I think the audience is waiting for you Doc.
Dr. A: Well then� I�l just be real EVIL and keep them waiting! Mwahahaha!
The maniacal laughing annoys Roe and Wade. Who are midgets by the way. In case you didn�t know.
Dr. A: No. Just kidding. To the ring� NOW!!!!
Team Abortion dashes off to entertain the crowd.
And by that I mean �annoy� the crowd.
Dr. A: I will show the world that Proto is just the Diet Coke of evil!!!
Greetings, You Stupid Morons Dr A
(talking on the phone)
Davros: No Icehawg! I didn�t know you were supposed to come up with something. So I did it myself.
Icehawg: [voice of all adults from �Peanuts� cartoons]
Davros: Okay� well then you tell me what the match is going to-
Burnt: That�s great Davros! Now, from what I understand, both Prototype and Dr. Abortion have been simultaneously claiming the title as the most evil man for over-
Burnt is Suddenly cut off by the sound of Mason Williams�s� no� not Jayson Williams�s� dramatic �Classical Gas.� And a hastily made, short flash video in the last hour.
�Team Abortion� � the dynamic trio of Dr. A, Roe and Wade, arrive back at their locker room after going to say hello to the fans.
Dr. A: Aww Haww haww�
Roe: Just what in the hell is your problem Dr. Abortion? Is something stuck in your throat?
Wade: Need a glass of water?
Dr. A: No, I�m showing everyone just how easy it is to impress people and have them come along and rave about how �unbelievable� a match is, and how you are being left behind by missing it. All you have to do is sound like a Frenchman and they�re all over-
Roe: -Now Dr. A, that last Wrasslepalooza match was great. Plus it�s just not all Froggie� It�s SoV too.
Dr. A: Oh please� Vig equals Assassin�s Guild. Assassins Guild equals suck. Not to mention Band of Brothers equals HBO miniseries. Who would name their stable after a TV show or Movie?
Dr. Abortion angrily stares at the Army of Darkness.
Wade: You need to show more respect for one of the great matches of our time because-
Dr. A: -blah, blah, blah! Say� who�s better � me or Chevalier? WHY, I DO DECLARE! I have beaten Chevalier in TWO Rewrites� and he is beat me in NONE. Two� None� Two� None. Chevalier cannot beat me. I am better than Chevalier.
Oh� what is this in my pocket� here?!� OH! And HERE TOO! Why� they seem to be transcripts of my two matches with Chevalier for the Dedication Title. And he seems to have beaten me a total of zero times!
�Plus Chevy loses because he has an aura around him that make the play-by-play and color man both do play-by-play. Very boring.
Wade: You�re fighting Prototype man� This is evil versus evil, BRO! Get Chevalier out of your head. It�s your jealously and lack of concentration is going to make you lose.
Dr. A: NO! I�m making a point here. And the point is� I am better than Chevy, the man can�t beat me. But no one will rave about this EVIL vs EVIL match, the longest awaited match in Cyberslam-Wrassle History being the show stealer. Why? Because�
Roe: -Icehawg is a Nazi?
Dr. A: No, that�s not quite what I was going for. But there is clearly a conspiracy and bias against me. It�s just no fair. *sniff*� things would have been different if Jebediah invited me into the Covenant� people would respect me then.
Roe: He said he only didn�t because he thought you were Al Bradd because you used Bon Jovi for your entrance music.
Dr. A: C�est la vie.
Wade: So� umm� doc� Is there anything else you�d like to say here? While you�re on the TSOB board and many are watching you? You know� something to go out to the whole of Wrassle?
Dr. A: Yes. No need to watch the next Wrasslepalooza match after mine. The Unification is pre-written already. Storm will either job to Angel Hunter�or� he�ll win but say that he wants wrassle to go Rounded Robin and not all out brawl, like is stipulated for his victory. That is all.
Roe: Wow, way to let down the fans, boss. Blow the whole thing!
Dr. A: < What can I say� I am� EVIL , you know. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Roe and Wade put their fingers in their little midget ears to block out the irritating maniacal laughter.
Wade: Geez� when is Prototype going to show up?
Roe: WHAT?!
Wade: I SAID� WHEN IS� oh� never mind, you�ve got your fingers in your ears.
On TSOB-TV - all TSOB, all the time - Proto's wonderful new video plays. Hurray for the power of good!
Proto has just gotten to the arena. And now he's standing with Davros. Davros is the reporter for this, right? Well, he is know.
/Davros/: I'm here with former 'Most Evil Man In Wrassle', Prototype. But now he's a reformed character. Proto, why the change?
/Proto/: Well, sir, it's for two reasons. Number one, after being deported for the third time from the USA* ...
*(after using a toaster to whack a pregnant chick in the gut, and trying to make his tag partner get meningitis after they lost a title shot)
... I was issued an ultimatum by the wrassle [dot] net lawyers. I either had to clean up my act, or go and compete elsewhere. So I did.
/Davros/: And the second reason?
/Proto/: It's so much nicer being nice. Would you like a wowwipop?
/Davros/: Well ... I don't usually. Ah, sure. What the hey.
Davros takes a delicious strawberry lollipop.
/Davros/: So now you're here, competing with Dr Abortion in an 'Evil vs Evil' match. How can you possibly compete?
/Proto/: I signed the contract for this match before I became a better person. It wouldn't be right if I let down the fans, and so I'm still here.
/Davros/: But how the heck can you hope to beat Dr Abortion, now you're a nice guy?
/Proto/: Dr Abortion is a mean, cynical, nasty man. And although it's not my place to judge him, I don't like his actions. I'm hoping through love, hugs, giving, sharing and caring I can help him to realise that being Evil is not all it's cracked up to be.
I should know. After all, I used to be The Most Evil Man In Wrassle [dot] Net.
/Davros/: You certainly did. Prototype, thank you for your time.
Proto shakes Davros by his withered hand, and looks him deep in the eye.
/Proto/: No ... thank you.
Proto hugs Davros. Davros's little withered arms twitch and flail helplessly.
/Proto/: I gotta go and meet the fans! Later!
Proto runs jauntily off.
/Davros/: What a nice guy.