L.Ron Hubbard
Ate My Balls!
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Critics say Hubbard's teachings, which culminated in his discovery that we are infested with the souls of dead space aliens, tortured by the evil space emporer Xenu seventy-five million years ago, are a fraud. But even the harshest critics never realized that Hubbard had a more sinister motive. When he talked of "clearing the planet," most people thought he meant that everyone on Earth would reach the "state of Clear" described in Hubbard's book, Dianetics. Actually, Hubbard meant he would clear the planet of balls, by |
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You cannot resist my stare!
Hubbard uses the e-meter
to test his (Ouch!) |
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A Hubbard goon
squad snatches up another victim to satisfy their leader's insatiable desire for balls! |
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Hubbard with a prototype space probe, designed
to seek out balls on his next trip to Venus.
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Is Hubbard working on a free personality test, or is he snipping the balls off some clams? |
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"Silly man-animals!
I will eat your balls!" Scientologist John Travolta made Battlefield Earth, one of the worst movies of all time, as a tribute to the author and founder of his religion, Scientology!
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TradeNet Marketing was a Scientologist-owned and -run company that sold balls that were supposed to clean your laundry through a multi-level marketing scheme. It turned out to be a scam. |
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