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From: DT
Okay, so I really want to go see the movie "Moulon Rouge"(sp?) but I can't get anyone to go with me. And I'm just not into going to the movie theater by myself. Any advice?
Pooh Bear says:
That reminds me of the time I was scuba-diving off the coast of Cuba-edited by the State Department-. So anyway, there are plenty of other people out there. Just hang out at the theater, close to the box office, listening. But listen for the right thing! "I'd like one ticket please" said by someone could invite your own company. OR you can wait until a group of people come along: "I'd like thirty-two tickets, please". In a crowd of that size, you could just slip in, find some nice girl to sit next to an nobody would know that you didn't belong there!
Go get 'em, Tiger.
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