"Lois, get the fuck off my back"
Scene 1
::Peter on the couch watching T.V.::
T.V. Announcer - "And now a word from our sponsors!"
::Preview for a Jabba the Hut movie starts::
Jabba - "Uwa keen con k me big ass"
::Cuts to Peter::
Peter - "How the hell did Meg get in a movie?"
::Family Guy theme hits::
Scene 2
::Lois yells upstairs to Peter::
Lois - "Peter, i'm taking the kids clothes shopping so you have to watch Stewie!"
Peter - "Yeah yeah"
::Lois and kids leave::
::Peter walks downstairs and sits on the couch and opens a beer::
Peter - "Hey Lois can you make me a ham? Lois?"
::Stewie enters::
Peter - "Hey Stewie can you make me a ham?"
Stewie - "Why sure, and perhaps i'll serve it with a side dish of extraordinary pain!"
Peter - "Dish....why does that sound so familiar?"
::Flashback to Peter about to be cavity searched for smuggling::
Cop - "Bend over Mr. Griffin"
::Peter bends over and the sound of glass breaking emits form him::
Peter - "Oh God, my ass!"
::Stewie slaps Peter::
Stewie - "Wake up fat man. I've soiled myself and must be cleaned. ::claps:: Now get to work tubby!"